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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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A couple of high-profile Apatow guys — and alums of Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall — are continuing their comedy trends, clearly seeing no point in really trying much else (hey! They know their limitations).

First up, THR reports that Jonah Hill will star in The Sitter, an Adventures in Babysitting crossed with Superbad comedy about a suspended college kid who gets conned into babysitting the neighbor kids — two boys and an eight-year-old girl. (It strikes me now that no one thought to cast D’Onofrio as Thor?) Peter over at /Film has read the script, and describes it as an R-rated version of Babysitting, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, particularly if the eight-year-old gets coked to the gills.

The script comes from Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka, and will be directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express, All the Real Girls) who replaces Jonathan Levine (The Wackness), which is to say: six of one, half dozen of the other (they’re both great directors who seem better than the premise of this movie, but if the script really is great, then maybe either one would’ve been suitable).

Meanwhile, Jason Segal has been cast in Bad Teacher, a Cameron Diaz black comedy about a “a foul-mouthed, conniving seventh-grade teacher who pursues a colleague after being dumped by her sugar daddy.” That pursuit pits her against another teacher played by Lucy Punch in competition over the as yet uncast model teacher. Segal will play the gym teacher — I’m not sure how significant a role that is. Jake Kasdan (Walk Hard, Zero Effect) will direct. The script comes from “The Office” scribes, Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, who are immensely popular these days, despite having written Year One. Filming begins next month.

(Source: THR)









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Comments

I've been a college guy and there's no way in fuckin' hell I'd let my college guy self watch an 8-year-old girl, not even through a telescope.

Posted by: , at February 24, 2010 10:27 AM

May I please nominate Jon Hamm for the role of the teacher. He needs to be a much bigger star. Plus, he WAS a teacher so, bonus!

Posted by: Clarence Boddicker at February 24, 2010 10:27 AM

"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Stoned"

Posted by: , at February 24, 2010 10:28 AM

Look at that dude. If anybody knows about sitting, without moving, for HOURS, it's Jonah Hill.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 24, 2010 10:30 AM

UGH on all counts.

Posted by: gem at February 24, 2010 10:55 AM

Her name is Lucy Punch? No really...Lucy Punch?

*goes to look her up*

Wow. That is like one of the greatest names ever in the history of names. Although she should do more action films. Wait...she was in Hot Fuzz? And she just completed a movie called A Good Old Fashioned Orgy?

I think I'm in love.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 24, 2010 10:55 AM

I wish that Diaz would stop killing male actors I like.

Posted by: admin at February 24, 2010 11:01 AM

Everytime I see that picture of Jonah Hill, I wonder what went thru his mind...

Let see, I'm schlubby with a really bad jewfro, what can I do to look more attractive.... Hmmm... I know, grow a huge patch of ass grass on my three chins. That should do it!

Posted by: Drake at February 24, 2010 12:45 PM

Alessandro Tanaka?

Sounds like a nice Irish boy. On that basis alone, I approve of this script.

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Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2010 1:49 AM

i auditioned for rodrigo inthat movie fingers crossed to get it my name is christian lehnig

Posted by: christian lehnig at June 2, 2010 2:21 PM

What's Dustin Rowles talking about? Blithe (the girl) is 13. I should know,I auditioned for Slater, one of the kids Jonah Hill is babysitting. Dustin needs to get his facts straight.

Posted by: anferny at June 12, 2010 4:47 PM

You know ,I was shocked to learn that Slater (the character I auditioned for)is gay.I found out during my audition and knew there was no turning back.I would like to clerify that I am not gay.Never was and never will be.

Posted by: anferny at June 12, 2010 4:55 PM

I auditioned for Blithe. Fingers crossed tightly and thats wrong Blithe isn't 8 she's 12.

Posted by: Marissa at August 6, 2010 12:37 AM