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Another Day, Another Post Where We're Forced to Feature This Man's Photo

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (13)



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Well, at least we went with the young version of Hill in this photo. Pre-beard.

Anyway, I’m going to do my damnedest here to pique your interest, but for most of y’all, a baseball movie — nay — a baseball statistics movie is probably the last thing you could possibly care about. But hey! It’s a somewhat original idea; it’s got great talent behind it; and at least the production aspect of the movie has been interesting. It just got a little more interesting, in fact, and probably to its detriment.

So, here’s the story: A movie based on Michael Lewis’ Moneyball has been in the works for quite some time. Brad Pitt has been attached all along to play the central figure in the non-fiction book: Billy Beane, the Oakland Athletics manager who used a sabermetric approach to building a super competitive baseball team despite a meager payroll. Basically, he figured that on-base percentage and slugging percentage were the most important factors in a player’s offensive success. And it worked. And it revolutionized baseball. And then everyone else figured it out, and now the Yankees own everyone with a good on base percentage and slugging percentage. Feh.

Anyway, i know it doesn’t sound like a particularly compelling premise, but Michael Lewis also wrote The Blind Side, and on paper, that sounded like a terrible movie, too (it turned out, it wasn’t that great, but not for the reasons you’d have thought, given that The Blind Side was essentially about the importance of the left tackle position to modern football).

Yeah. I know. Your eyes are glazing over.

So, the deal is this: Steven Soderbergh was, at one time, supposed to direct Moneyball, but as we reported when it happened, that fell apart, largely due to script issues the studio had, in addition to the fact that they couldn’t secure rights from MLB, and everyone knows that baseball movies using fake team names kind of blow. Also, there were some budgetary issues and it had limited commercial appeal … blah blah blah.

Anyway, after Sodeberbergh ditched the project, it looked like it was dead. Then Aaron Sorkin came in and punched up the script, although according to The Playlist — which pretty much knows everything there is to know that revolves around projects concerning Soderbergh — none of Sorkin’s scripts have completely pleased Pitt. But he’s still on board, and from the looks of it, Bennett Miller (Capote) is now set to direct. Probably.

The news out now is that Demetri Martin — who was attached to play Paul De Podesta, who looks like this — is being replaced by Jonah Hill, who looks like this. ESPN broke the story, although I happen to know that The Playlist knew this days ago, but was understandably wary given just how stupid a move the new casting decision is and understandably didn’t pull the trigger on it

The idea, it seems, is that producer Amy Pascal — who has a serious case of *headupass* — is angling for a new direction, perhaps a bromance or a romantic comedy angle that would better sell the movie. About sabermetrics. And the Oakland Athletics. Because … oh, just fuck it.









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Comments

That photo make me realize that Jonah Hill would be perfect for a live action Eric Cartman. Just dub in Trey's voice and you're all set.

This movie sounded ok but seems to be getting progressively worse. I smell a disasterbacle.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 9, 2010 10:12 AM

Either Billy Beane is going to have to grow that dead-ferret beard Pitt has been sporting of late, or Brad is gonna have to shave.

I vote No. 2. Only us West Virginians are allowed to look like West Virginians.

Also ...

"Basically, he figured that on-base percentage and slugging percentage were the most important factors in a player’s offensive success."

While that's mostly true, that's not exactly what Beane did. Beane decided that these abilities -- to get on base and to hit with extra-base power -- while certainly important, were also undervalued by the traditional baseball men running teams, who either overrelied on old-fangled stats such as batting average or relied solely on what their eyes told them. He exploited their thinking by collecting players who didn't look like traditional players and didn't hit for average especially well but who walked a bunch. He got them on the cheap and put them in the lineup ahead of the players he had who hit lots of HRs and doubles, and when they became stars and too expensive he flipped them to starry-eyed teams who gave him in return ... a bunch more cheap guys who could walk and hit for power.

It only took baseball, hidebound by tradition as it is, about a decade to catch up with him.

Posted by: , at March 9, 2010 10:13 AM

Oh, as for Jonah Hill: Look at him. Does he look anything like a ballplayer?

One thing Beane did was use a valuable high first-round draft pick on a ... I think it was a pudgy college catcher who looked little like a ballplayer and didn't have overwhelming traditional stats but who got on base about half the time he came to the plate. The traditional baseball world laughed -- they barely had this kid on their radar. Beane made him an instant celebrity in the baseball world by drafting him so high.

Well, IIRC the kid didn't make it very far up the minor-league ladder, but he's a key subcharacter in "Moneyball" as evidence of Beane's thinking and his level of commitment to his own vision of running a team, and my guess is Hill will play him.

Posted by: , at March 9, 2010 10:19 AM

So, just so I understand, I can watch baseball for what is essentially free on tv but now they want me to pay and go to a theater to take a nap? I think not.

Posted by: admin at March 9, 2010 10:50 AM

It did take a decade for everyone to catch up, didn't it, ,? But you know who still hasn't quite caught up? The Pittsburgh Pirates. Somebody should buy their scouts a copy of Moneyball, instead of using the hardcover price to finance the entire team.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at March 9, 2010 11:01 AM

I love you more than ever now Admin.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 9, 2010 11:01 AM

Well, at least we went with the young version of Hill in this photo. Pre-beard.

That was EXACTLY the thought that ran through my head when I saw this article.

Posted by: Drake at March 9, 2010 11:28 AM

The Pirates aren't as hapless as they want you to think. They're doing exactly what they want to do: scamming the luxury tax system.

I think this could be a lot more interesting if they gave it to Michael Schur (writer for The Office) and his friends from Fire Joe Morgan. They're smart and passionate and knowledgeable about the subject.

Posted by: Eep at March 9, 2010 12:51 PM

I like Michael Lewis's stuff about the financial collapse, but Moneyball was pure hagiography. The climactic chapter was the day of the amateur draft, wherein Beane (as breathlessly related by Lewis) got almost everyone he wanted (meaning all the undervalued players that he could afford). Yeah, other GMs are blind! Scouts are stupid!

Flash forward several years, and Kevin Youkilis is the only one who's had a good major league career. The pudgy catcher (Jeremy Brown) has topped out at AAA.

I can't fathom making this movie at this late date. Non-baseball fans won't care. Casual baseball fans will wonder why they've never heard of these circa-2001 diamonds in the rough. And Oakland A's fans will gladly remind anyone who will listen that the A's have sucked for the last three years, and Beane seems to have lost his magic beans....

Posted by: sansho1 at March 9, 2010 5:12 PM

Cheap shot, DR. Cheap cheap cheap.

Like my Pirates.

*ba-da-BING*

Seriously, though, they're two years into a "Moneyball" type rebuild, the FIRST real rebuild in the 17-year losing streak. We won't see the fruits of it this year, much. The ETA for the top talent in the system is 2011. And the next year the world will end with the Mayan calendar.

*sigh* Ah, well. I've been saying I don't expect to see another winning season in my lifetime. I just didn't know my lifetime was going to be so short.

The good news is, yours will be shorter.

Posted by: , at March 9, 2010 6:38 PM

I'm all for another fat man getting paid but can someone please fire this uberladen Jew into space where he can die a quiet death? I'm begging you, please let someone slather his nuts with honey and send him banging tambourines into a cave full of hibernating wolverines.

Posted by: bignick at March 10, 2010 1:09 AM

A professor in a stats class assigned a chapter from Moneyball once, and I had to rush out to read the whole thing cover to cover in a day. Because I thought it was sooooooo groundbreaking. Awww, my youth.


...Go Cards...

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at March 10, 2010 1:09 AM

That guy has the most punchable face I've ever seen.

Posted by: Steph at March 10, 2010 2:06 PM