Jon Snow Sheds Every One Of Those Bulky Furs For Pompeii
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Jon Snow Sheds Every One Of Those Bulky Furs For Pompeii

By Joanna Robinson | Trade News | August 21, 2013 | Comments ()


You know nothing Jon Snooo-oh damn. Kit Harrington has been using his muscles for a bit more than just moping, it would seem. This is the first image of Harrington as Milo in Paul WS Anderson’s sword and ab roller flick, Pompeii. Harrington plays a gladiator forced to fight against not only, once supposes, injustice as embodied by an evil Kiefer Sutherland, but also some deadly ash as embodied by, well ash. Vesuvian ash to be precise. So, basically, this is Dante’s Peak meets Maximus Decimus Meridius. Are you not entertained?

Anyway, the plot is far from the point, here. The point is Jon Snow wouldn’t dare flash that kind of nipplage north of the wall lest he lose a pec to frost bite. So, yes, of course this film will be a winner. A huge sex symbol TV star goes shirtless for a big screen epic? What could possibly go wrong?


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