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Jon Snow Sheds Every One Of Those Bulky Furs For Pompeii

By Joanna Robinson | Trade News | August 21, 2013 | Comments ()


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You know nothing Jon Snooo-oh damn. Kit Harrington has been using his muscles for a bit more than just moping, it would seem. This is the first image of Harrington as Milo in Paul WS Anderson’s sword and ab roller flick, Pompeii. Harrington plays a gladiator forced to fight against not only, once supposes, injustice as embodied by an evil Kiefer Sutherland, but also some deadly ash as embodied by, well ash. Vesuvian ash to be precise. So, basically, this is Dante’s Peak meets Maximus Decimus Meridius. Are you not entertained?

Anyway, the plot is far from the point, here. The point is Jon Snow wouldn’t dare flash that kind of nipplage north of the wall lest he lose a pec to frost bite. So, yes, of course this film will be a winner. A huge sex symbol TV star goes shirtless for a big screen epic? What could possibly go wrong?

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  • Zombietroy

    I <3 quityourjrob.

  • dreamlife613

    I liked John Carter...

    Anyway, I like Kit Harrington's new look. He's too covered up in GOT.

  • Sars

    Those abs look really photoshoppy... and I saw Kit harrington in person twice this past summer (he was filming a movie in my hood) and even though he wasnt naked, he looked no where nearly as built and solid as this photo- he kind of looked beefy, and soft. When you are carrying around that kind of abbage, your legs dont look as round, and you lose some serious weight in the face... he hadnt...

  • $65530708

    "A huge sex symbol TV star goes shirtless for a big screen epic?"

    Kit Harrington? I don't think we're there yet.

  • Mrs. Julien

    sword and ab roller flick
    [chortles giving way to loud laughter]
    Niiiice one, JoRo.

  • MrsAtaxxia

    You know, as long and overdrawn as the Tim-Riggins-Doesn't-Wear-A-Shirt-In-Space Movie was, Tim Riggins not wearing a shirt in space for a few hours really did not suck as badly as it could have. Because lookit that guy.

  • Danar the Barbarian

    Kit Harrington looks like the lead model opening a low rent Spring fashion show. Just add thumping bass line and C-list celebs in sunglasses!
    "Derelicte" was so last year. This year, Harrington, Hansel and Zoolander model "Vesuvius chic"!

  • F'mal DeHyde

    Kit Harrington is the two thousand teens' Orlando Bloom.

  • Fredo

    Then he'll start "acting" and you'll all go, "Now, honey, hush up and look pretty."

  • Uriah_Creep

    He's actually wearing some kind of bro (mansierre?) that exposes one nipple. The Fug Girls should take a look at this.

  • The_Ghost_of_Bo_Crowder

    Is this set in Qarth?

  • Zombietroy

    I think you mean Astapor.

  • Strand

    I really hope Jon Snow stops partnering with the wrong Paul Anderson.

  • Wednesday

    Who is the right Paul Anderson? Is this a case of mistaken identity? Will any rugs be peed on?

  • Strand

    Paul Thomas Anderson, the guy behind Magnolia, There Will Be Blood, etc. Paul WS Anderson is the yahoo who made those Resident Evil movies, the new 3 Musketeers, etc.

  • Zombietroy

    Bro, hate to tell you, but but Paul Anderson are excellent. Just in a myriad of different ways.

  • Pawesl

    he looks like plastic.

  • Seany D

    It's sad that this comment is inevitable whenever someone goes the extra mile to look amazing.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Is the "extra mile" being rubbed all over with oil?

  • llp

    If is, I am willing to go the extra mile WITH him. And again. And again.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    He looks like he's wearing Fotoshop, by Adobé.

  • Maddy

    I've never been that into Jon Snow or Kit Harington but dam! I don't care how cold it is in the North I demand some JSnow shirtless scenes - if you're going to pander, at least pander equally!

  • Danar the Barbarian

    Now that we know what's under all those furs, he should bust it out more often. Get me George RR on the phone, stat!

  • llp

    You bite your tongue, JoRo.

  • domytoruluq

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    I really hope Jon Snow stops partnering with the wrong Paul Anderson.

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