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Jon Hamm Would Prefer It If You Didn't Talk About His Penis Anymore

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 27, 2013 | Comments ()

But Jon Hamm is sick of it, he tells Rolling Stone.

"Most of it's tongue-in-cheek ... But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have -- a prurience. They're called 'privates' for a reason," he says. "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."

Who knew Mr. Hamm was so sensitive about his penis? But I suppose I do feel sufficiently shamed, so as of this moment, we here at Pajiba will leave Mr. Hamm's penis alone. A man as cool as Jon Hamm ought to have the right to hang it in the breeze of his trousers without some little sh*t like myself commenting on it.

In the meantime, let's enjoy this penis-free video of Rolling Stone's photo shoot.

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