Jon Hamm Would Prefer It If You Didn't Talk About His Penis Anymore
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Jon Hamm Would Prefer It If You Didn't Talk About His Penis Anymore

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 27, 2013 | Comments ()


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Poor Jon Hamm, blessed with a sizable member but cursed by a dislike of underwear, which has given him the most popular penis outline in all of Hollywood. It's also gotten him in trouble with his employers, who'd (politely) prefer it if the man would put on some boxers before he came to set so his penis is not a distraction. Posts around the Internet have been devoted to Hamm's hamm, and there's even a tumblr, Jon Hamm's Wang, which has been around for two damn years.

But Jon Hamm is sick of it, he tells Rolling Stone.

"Most of it's tongue-in-cheek ... But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have -- a prurience. They're called 'privates' for a reason," he says. "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."

Who knew Mr. Hamm was so sensitive about his penis? But I suppose I do feel sufficiently shamed, so as of this moment, we here at Pajiba will leave Mr. Hamm's penis alone. A man as cool as Jon Hamm ought to have the right to hang it in the breeze of his trousers without some little sh*t like myself commenting on it.

In the meantime, let's enjoy this penis-free video of Rolling Stone's photo shoot.





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