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Jon Cryer To CBS Execs: "Dude, Where's My Hugh Grant?"

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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It seems like just yesterday that all the hubbub regarding “Two and a Half Men” was that Hugh Grant was this close to taking the role, only to slip out of CBS’ grasp at the last second. Courtney thought this was a blessing. Well, joke’s on Jon Cryer, because late yesterday, word came out that instead of getting to play sitcom with the lovely Mr. Grant, Duckie will instead be teaming up with the less-than-lovely Mr. (Demi) Moore.

Truth be told, this makes sense to me. We all heard the Hugh Grant news and wondered how the hell you could every possibly fold him into the show. It’s not nearly as confounding a premise to fold Kutcher in. “Two and a Half Men” is a lazy, pandering comedy. Kutcher can do lazy and pandering. Presumably, his character will be a kindred spirit to Sheen’s, a misogynist lothario. Kutcher can do misogynist lothario. This just makes sense.

Not only does it make sense, I think it could be an improvement. Whatever acting ability Sheen once had, he threw it to the curb long ago, choosing to stumble through “Two and a Half Men” with performance that was just a sedated/toned-down version of himself. But Kutcher can actually act. If you think back to a time before he was rom-coming it with Natalie Portman, before he was raising Bruce’s kid’s, and before he was being a Punk, you’ll remember that he spent the better part of a decade on “That 70’s Show,” and for a years, he was quite entertaining. He played the lovable dumb lunk very well. And even though he’s done a lot of shit movies over the last however many years, he’s actually shown hints of being decent here and there, particularly when he’s toned down (in fact, while “No Strings Attached” was junk, he was pretty watchable throughout). If Chuck Lorre and company decide not to take unleash the manic Kutcher, and write him a slightly more nuanced role, it could be really interesting. Whether Lorre knows how to write anything nuanced is, of course, a highly questionable proposition.

At the end of the day, I have zero expectations that this is going to lead to the show improving by any truly discernible amount from a critical perspective. But it may get a little better. More importantly, I don’t think the show is going to lose too many of its fans, at least initially, as a result of this decision. The first episode back will surely be a ratings bonanza (I haven’t tuned into an episode of the show in years, but curiosity will certainly get the better of me to at least see how they right Sheen out and Kutcher in), and most of those gawkers won’t be back for week two. But if they handle the transition right, the show could remain a ratings powerhouse for CBS. The joke of this article’s headline and header pic aside, I’d actually be pretty stoked if I were Cryer, because this decision gives the show more than a fighting chance to keep on living, which means Cryer doesn’t yet have to read that Hiding Out 2 script. Which is a shame for the rest of us, because fuck you, I’d totally go see Hiding Out 2.

(Source: TV By the Numbers)









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Comments

Have the makers of this show made some sort of deal with the devil that when it ends he gets their souls? Cos otherwise just let it die!

Posted by: Carrie at May 13, 2011 8:28 AM

BURN!!

I've been watching some reruns of That 70's Show, and for the first three or four seasons everyone was AMAZING in that show, including Kelso. Then it just stopped being funny for some reason.

I don't really care about Two and a Half Man, I was just kind of hoping that Hugh Grant would come in because I think it's been a while since we had a foreign cousin popping out of nowhere in a sitcom, it would give the show an early 90's vibe.

Posted by: zito at May 13, 2011 8:38 AM

I was really hoping for this show to die. Duckie deserves better, we deserve better, and damn, I can't believe I'm writing this - Kutcher deserves better.
The chances for his role to be written as nuanced are about the same as Sheen deciding he's going to become a Buddhist monk.

Posted by: Hadar at May 13, 2011 8:39 AM

Kutcher can do misogynist lothario. This just makes sense.

Yes, because Grant only does misogynist lothario *with a heart of gold*. (Well, except for that one time in Bridget Jones' Diary.)

Also, this: "it's been a while since we had a foreign cousin popping out of nowhere in a sitcom" = YES. DO IT.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 13, 2011 9:13 AM

Kutcher's stepping in, eh? Thank godtopus.

Last night, my boyfriend told me that Rob Lowe was going to leave Parks and Recreation to take the role. He shouldn't have told me when I had a knife in my hand.

Posted by: Sherri at May 13, 2011 9:50 AM

Are things that bad for Kelso that he's gonna settle for a sitcom, seeing that he's the big, giant movie star that he is. The fact is, while I don't think I would like Mr. K personally, seems way more self-absorbed than most celebs, he does have a certain charm on screen and I enjoy watching him occasionally.

He's doing a Charlie Sheen and replacing the lead on a sitcom because of "health" issues. Let's hope he doesn't do a "real Charlie Sheen" and nosedive into a pool full of shit and hookers.

Posted by: kirbyjay at May 13, 2011 9:53 AM

Knife or no, if someone told me that they best be wearing some sort of Iron Man armor, Sherri.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 13, 2011 10:02 AM

Oh yeah, are they going to kill off Charlie Harper? Cuz I'd watch that.

also, I'm kinda perplexed by Cryer and AplusK. They really have no chemistry, almost like one is video and one is film. If Alan was insecure about himself around the douchebag, how's he going to feel about Mr. Pretty?

Posted by: kirbyjay at May 13, 2011 10:05 AM

This Kutcher guy is one grade A dick with that perpetual smirk on his face. I’d rather undergo a forced circumcision with a rusty lawn mower blade minus the anesthesia than having to watch this fucker.

Posted by: Pookie at May 13, 2011 10:20 AM

So Pookie we'll count you as a "maybe"?

The show will tank. Very few shows can replace a lead and go on. MASH is all I can think of.

Posted by: logan at May 13, 2011 10:46 AM

I literally weep for Jon Cryer a cool guy by all accounts, decent actor, 80's now forced to play second banana to an idiot.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 13, 2011 10:53 AM

fuck you, I’d totally go see Hiding Out 2

Any decent person would.

Posted by: Jay at May 13, 2011 10:57 AM

" . . . (I haven’t tuned into an episode of the show in years, but curiosity will certainly get the better of me to at least see how they RIGHT Sheen out and Kutcher in). . ."

Spellcheck's a bitch, eh?

Posted by: BWeaves at May 13, 2011 10:58 AM

Perfect douchebag to replace another douchebag. The one problem is that now Kutcher will NEVER go away.

Posted by: Figgy at May 13, 2011 11:25 AM

Somewhere in a far corner of Kutcher's attic is a truly horrifying portrait of him, because despite all the douchiness he does, he still brings the man-pretty on strong.

Posted by: Drake at May 13, 2011 12:27 PM

Pathetic, simply pathetic. Hugh Grant would at least have made the show mildly amusing for its last season.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 13, 2011 3:07 PM

Everybody stand back and watch my wit at work.

I’m not surprised Kutcher took Sheen’s seconds, hell, he took Willis’s seconds.

www.instantrimshot.com

Posted by: Pookie at May 13, 2011 3:42 PM

I would like to take a crack at writing Hiding Out 2: Nursing Home Boogaloo (In My Pants).

Wait, Hugh Grant wasn't a misogynistic lothario *with a heart of gold* in Bridget Jones's Diary?

Posted by: Three-nineteen at May 13, 2011 6:11 PM

I've never understood why this show is a hit. I think I've seen less than a handful of episodes in its run, and have actively avoided it for a couple years now. I assumed with all this stupid business of the past few months, that the nail was being pounded into the coffin. The fact that CBS is desperate to keep this thing going astounds me, yet you know if this show had been on FOX it would have been canned by now. What kind of cruel world do we live in where at least 5 reality shows are born a month, and a nation cringes as we attempt to resuscitate Two and a Half Men, but all I have is 14 episodes of Firefly and one Serenity movie. There is no justice.

Having become accustomed to the fact that this show will continue regardless of the insanity that is standing by with Ashton Kutcher and a pair of defibrillator paddles they should instead present it as if Charlie is still there... he's just in another room... and he becomes a Maris-type character... that way they can all pretend like its not a big deal.

If everyone involved are in such a need for work... why not just recast everyone in new roles and do a completely new show?

Posted by: protoformX at May 13, 2011 9:10 PM

They should kill Charlie off so they can keep the house.
Ooh, they could have a guy in a coma and totally covered in bandages, and say that's Charlie.. Nah, dead is better.

Posted by: CranAppleSnapple at May 15, 2011 3:43 PM