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Tracy Morgan: The Next Will Ferrell?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (29)



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Could Tracy Morgan actually become a legitimate comedic presence in movies? The dude basically plays himself in everything he’s in. It’s perfect, in small doses, for his role on “30 Rock,” but what’s the expiration date on that shtick?

We may find that out, soon, with Morgan set to carry half a movie in Cop Out later this month, and if that succeeds with mainstream audiences, it may not be Kevin Smith or Bruce Willis that gets the credit. It may be Tracy Morgan, who could become the next one-trick Ferrell or Sandler.

Depending on the success of Cop Out, he’s also got another project in the works, according to The Hollywood Cog. Johnny Knoxville, through his production company, Dickhouse Productions, and under the umbrella of Paramount, is developing a hitman comedy that both Knoxville and Morgan are currently attached to. And though I’m loathe to wear out the Tracy Jordan thing (and I’m no fan of Knoxville), I have to say: When I read the logline for this comedy, it felt like the perfect movie for Knoxville and Morgan. I could see the movie in my mind, and though it wore very thin by the third act, the first two acts are sublimely, nonsensically hilarious. Here’s the logline: Picture this movie in your mind and tell me it’s not perfect for these two:

It’s about two flat-ass broke, hapless, down-on-their-luck guys who decide to hire themselves out as hitmen to someone who needs to knock off an old man. Assuming it will be an easy job, and that the old man already has one foot in the grave, the two are surprised to learn that the old man is basically Clint Eastwood, and he’s not going down without a fight.

They’d never get Eastwood, but if they did, and if they somehow conned Tina Fey into writing the script, it could be one hilariously awesome movie. My guess, however, is that whoever they get to script the movie (it’s currently out to writers) would offer little more than a sketchy outline that Knoxville and Morgan would fill in with self-abuse and non-sequiturs. And you know the old man is going to be racist, at least in Morgan’s mind.

It feels like there’s actually some comedic potential for that premise, at least with these two particular actors.

In other news, while we know that the Knoxville/Morgan comedy is in the early stages of development, Cinemablend has uncovered a rumor about Tracy Morgan that sounds so completely far-fetched that it might just turn out to be true. According to their source, Universal is discussing the idea of a Jaws remake because, you know: Why not? And it would obviously be in 3D, because that’s what studios do now. And it’s not like the Jaws sequels haven’t already shat on that sacred ground several times over (including a spectacularly awful 3-D movie in 1983). And while a Jaws remake isn’t a particularly surprising development, the approach that they’re taking — according to the source — might be. It would be a more comedic take on the original, and at least at some point, Tracy Morgan was considered for the Matt Hooper part, originally played by Richard Dreyfus.

Terrible idea? Maybe. But then again, Tracy Morgan wildly over-reacting to a racist shark? Well, there might be something there. And while it’s easy to dismiss ridiculous rumors like this, you can never, ever rule out the retarded depths that Hollywood might go to turn a buck. Remember: They’re making a huge, big budget movie about the Battleship board game — does a 3D Jaws movie with Tracy Morgan sound so ridiculous now?









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Comments

Why would anyone want to be the next Ferrell? Goofy looking unfunny mofo.

Posted by: Cindy at February 10, 2010 10:46 AM

Tracy Morgan: the Next Will Ferrell?

In order for that equation to work, wouldn't Tracy Morgan have to be funny?

The expiration date on his schtick was Season 3 of 30 Rock.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at February 10, 2010 10:48 AM

Lot of racists up in here.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 10, 2010 10:56 AM

It would be a more comedic take on the original, and at least at some point, Tracy Morgan was considered for the Matt Hooper part, originally played by Richard Dreyfus.

Urge to kill...RISING.

Posted by: TylerDFC at February 10, 2010 11:07 AM

That plot sounds quite a bit like the plot of Duplex.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at February 10, 2010 11:08 AM

The only thing that's gonna save Copout is it's R rating. Tracy Morgan is probably the least funny thing since strapping a kitten to a steel toe boots and kicking a baby.

Posted by: Manny at February 10, 2010 11:14 AM

TylerDFC:
Is there anyone in particular who has the keys to the MurderTank, or is it hidden under the treads in one of those magnet holder thingys?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at February 10, 2010 11:14 AM

So this movie is called: JAWS 3D-3D: 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP, SHIT IN MY PANTS?

Posted by: BWeaves at February 10, 2010 11:18 AM

This guy's schtick isn't good for five minutes, I can't imagine enduring him through an entire movie *coughchristuckercough*.

Posted by: Lubeg at February 10, 2010 11:23 AM

tell daniel to hurry up with the LOST recap-
i need to wash my brain of this information.

Posted by: gem at February 10, 2010 11:24 AM

No, in order for the comparison to work, Will Ferrell would have to be funny.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 10, 2010 11:59 AM

Are you sure this isn't two truths and one lie? IN DISGUISE?! WITH...like, um...ONLY TWO THINGS?!

WHATEVER!

Posted by: superasente at February 10, 2010 11:59 AM

So ... this is basically "Home Alone" with an 80-year-old Kevin McCallister?

Posted by: , at February 10, 2010 12:21 PM

Tracy Morgan is probably the least funny thing since strapping a kitten to a steel toe boots and kicking a baby.

I have to say, that sounds pretty damn funny

Posted by: Bob Ross at February 10, 2010 12:39 PM

Erm...I think he's funny.....

Posted by: sansho1 at February 10, 2010 12:46 PM

Morgan's great on 30 Rock. In the right setting, I think he's pretty hysterical. I'm not looking for range, just laughs.

Posted by: mswas at February 10, 2010 12:50 PM

Best thing ever to happen on SNL?
Tracy Morgan...LEAVING THE SHOW!
He starred in a horrible sitcom that might have lasted one season and got the break of his life when Tina Fey cast him in 30 Rock but as far as actressin' goes, he has no star power.
As much as I now dislike Ferrell and Sandler, there was a time when both men could make me laugh out loud. Tracy Morgan has always failed to make me laugh, even on 30 Rock.

Posted by: Spender at February 10, 2010 12:50 PM

So it's going to be Brian Fellows meets Jaws?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 10, 2010 1:01 PM

The 8 seconds he is on screen in the punch buggy commercial is just the right does of Tracy Morgan. First time he has been funny, ever.

Posted by: EricD at February 10, 2010 1:04 PM

Also, dude talks like Lorne Michaels just shot a load in his mouth and he is scared to swallow but to shy to spit. Learn to enunciate bitch.

Posted by: EricD at February 10, 2010 1:07 PM

The shtick will NEVER get old. My brother (lil' esme), who is the ULTIMATE misanthrope, thinks Tracy's funny. Seriously, you guys think we (as a collective) are fairly cynical and vaguely anti-social? Lil' esme is like the biggest lurker on this site except that he doesn't read any posts. He has TEDtalks, NPR podcasts, and Tracy Jordan, and other than that he shuns all humanity. Tracy Jordan can reach anyone with his universally dumb humor. Through his stupidity, he unites us.

Posted by: esme at February 10, 2010 1:19 PM

That's another thing. Did they really need to name Tracy Morgan's character Tracy Jordan? I'm guessing he forgets anyone is talking to him unless he hears his real name.

Posted by: EricD at February 10, 2010 1:32 PM

AHAHAAHAHA, Optimus, the idea of Brian Fellows hunting Jaws made me LOL.

And I agree that Morgan is stupid, but I must also confess that I still laugh at his schtick. His comic timing is pretty good. Whether that's intentional or accidental, though, I'm not really sure.

That Superbowl commercial where he gets buggy-punched by Stevie Wonder cracked me up.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 10, 2010 2:20 PM

Tracy Morgan may be one note, but I still laugh at him. This movie with him and JK doesn't look like anything I'll bother seeing, though.

At any rate, I saw Tracy Morgan in a rom-com indie where he actually showed some depth. I haven't seen him do anything like that since then, but he does have potential.

Posted by: Brie at February 10, 2010 2:59 PM

I absolutely DO NOT GET this guy. I have never seen him do a single funny thing. He almost seems kind of 'Special'. Short Bus Special.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at February 10, 2010 4:16 PM

I absolutely DO NOT GET this guy. I have never seen him do a single funny thing. He almost seems kind of 'Special'. Short Bus Special. --LindsEy

"Short Bus Special" sounds like a delicious breakfast plate at your local greasy spoon.

Posted by: welldressed at February 10, 2010 4:53 PM

Jim Doggie, I can totally chip in gas money.

Posted by: JenVegas at February 10, 2010 6:23 PM

I saw his stand-up act prior to him being cast on 30 Rock. I don't remember specifics but he was hilarious. I have high hopes for this movie.

Posted by: Jennifer at February 10, 2010 9:10 PM

If Jaws were made today, the Indianapolis monologue would probably end up on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 11, 2010 6:33 PM


















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