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Desperately Seeking Shermer


Don't You Forget About Him / Brian Prisco

Trade News | March 9, 2010 | Comments (8)


While the Academy ignored the memories of Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur, they managed to get it right remembering John Hughes. For the entirety of the ’80s and ’90s, Hughes became the voice for a generation. Cameron Crowe, Kevin Smith, Richard Linklater — these men wouldn’t have a career if not for Hughes. And if that weren’t enough, he was able to branch out into adult humor with the brilliant Uncle Buck and Planes, Trains and Automobiles, and of course National Lampoon’s Vacation. After the untimely death of John Candy, Hughes retired from filmmaking, taking up a quiet life of seclusion in the Chicago area. And the industry lost a wonderful voice.

Allegedly, Hughes never stopped writing up until his equally tragic death last year. There supposedly exists a huge cache of unproduced scripts that are starting to potentially see the light of day. Some companies are circling Grisbys Go Broke, about a wealthy family that goes broke and is forced to move to the sticks. Presumably away from the posh suburb of Shermer, Illinois. Normally, a plot description like this would read like the third rhyming syllable of the Wild Hogs, Old Dogs trilogy — Rolling Logs or Cloudy Fogs or some such shit. But Hughes spun gold from simplicity.

I hope there is a secret treasure trove buried someone in the hinterlands of Chicago, hidden in a library waiting for Nicolas Cage to overact it free. So we can end this tragic trend of films that have me Munsch-ing like Kevin McAllister.


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Comments

In my dreams Hughes created a story around the famous girl's soccer team hazing scandal that happened about 5 years ago at his alma mater, Glenbrook North HS. Because what could be better than a bunch of North Shore chicks deciding to haze the newcomers set to Spandau Ballet's greatest hits.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 9, 2010 11:07 AM

Really, during the tribute on-stage at the Oscars, where the crap was RDJ? They showed him in the clips, he was obviously there, having just killed with Tina Fey. AND WHERE WAS JOHN CUSACK? And, Jeffrey....whatshisname? AND CAMERON???? WHERE THE HELL WAS CAMERON??????

MacCauley Culkin scared me...looks like that picture of a non-Simpsonized Mr. Burns that I saw yesterday. Mila Kunis does THAT??? yeesh...

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 9, 2010 11:11 AM

They did get it right, but you forgot "She's Having A Baby"!

Posted by: Jay at March 9, 2010 11:17 AM

There is no Shermer, Illinois! movies are fucking BULLSHIT!

Posted by: figgy at March 9, 2010 11:51 AM

dammitjanet:

Basically, everyone who still has a career stayed out of the Parade of the Has-Beens

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 9, 2010 12:18 PM

Paddy, I am reminded yet again of how much, and why, I love you so.


Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois?

Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.

Bethany: “Sixteen Candles” John Hughes?

Jay: You know that guy, too? See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honies are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies – except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin’ harsh – but best of all, there was no one dealin’, man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin’ bullshit.

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 9, 2010 1:12 PM

ewwwwww Mila Kunis is with Macaulay Culkin? I just threw up a little. Isn't she also way older...(wikipediawikipediawikipedia) HOLY SHIT he was born in 1980! When did we get old?

Posted by: esme at March 9, 2010 1:43 PM

He may well have retired from filmmaking after John Candy's death, but at least one of his scripts since then was made- did anyone see Reach The Rock, with Alessandro Nivola and Brooke Langton? I recall finding it at the video store when it was first released and wondering what the hell a John Hughes movie- which I equated with genius at that time- was doing going direct-to-video....realized why when I watched it. But even though it was no Some Kind of Wonderful (Oh, Watts!), there was still something about it that made me sit through it and not feel completely robbed of time.

From imdb:
Two school kids who are best friends are drinking on the side of a river. One friend bets the other that he can't swim across the river and "Reach The Rock". The friend takes the bet and drowns halfway towards the rock. The entire town blames the the kid for his friends death, he runs away never to be seen again. He eventually comes back to his home town of Shermerville and goes crazy, and starts to trash the town (i.e. breaking store-front windows, stealing a police car). He also meets up with his old high school girlfriend. The majority of the movie takes place in one night.

Posted by: persnicketyminx at March 9, 2010 2:44 PM





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