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Jason Bourne Meets La Femme Nikita


It's Never as Good as It Sounds / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | November 17, 2009 | Comments (12)


I hate to pigeonhole Joe Wright, but the evidence is incontrovertible: He’s a pansy white boy director. The Golden Globe-nominated director has directed Pride and Prejudice, Atonement and The Soloist, a movie with about as much edge as Christina Hendricks’ figure. So, it’s something of a surprise to learn that he’s in talks to direct an action thriller, which is tantamount to hiring Michael Bay to direct Dangerous Liaisons: Lust. Seduction. Kabooms!

But in talks, he is — to direct Hanna, a movie that both Danny Boyle and Alfonso Cuaron have mulled over in the past. And because all action movies in some way must be compared to Bourne, this one is being described as Bourne meets La Femme Nikita, although I might prefer a movie described as Matt Damon meets a younger Anne Parillaud. Let’s call it an erotic thriller.

Anyway, the story — according to THR — centers on a “14-year-old Eastern European girl who has been raised by her father to be a cold-blooded killing machine. She connects with a French family, forms a friendship with their daughter and goes through the pangs of adolescence. When the girl is dragged back to her father’s world and discovers that she was bred as a killing machine in a CIA prison camp, she must fight her way to a free life.”

Huh. That does sound like Bourne meets La Femme Nikita. And with Joe Wright attached, I bet there’ll be corsets involved, too.


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Comments

Bourne meets La Femme Nikita


La Femme Bournita?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 17, 2009 5:35 PM

What would be awesome is a movie about Jane Austen characters that discovered that they were raised to be CIA killing machines. Oh Mr. Darcy... here is a shiv I made out of a magazine! Right to the temple. Austen la vista babyee.

Posted by: Colostomy Baggins at November 17, 2009 5:40 PM

Um, didn't they already kinda make this movie, only they called it "The Long Kiss Goodnight"? Not the greatest movie ever, but it's grown on me. Sam Jackson was entertaining in it.

Posted by: Slash at November 17, 2009 5:55 PM

Lizzy would do the cutting, Lydia would titter, Kitty would dither, Jane would say, "Oh, Lizzy, how could you?", and Mary would play the piano, loudly if not well, to cover up Darcy's screams.
But, not the Colin Firth Darcy.

Posted by: portland mermaid at November 17, 2009 6:00 PM

Um, wasn't this the plot of a recent NCIS episode where Kelly Hu played a super-assassin who'd been trained as a little girl by the North Koreans but eventually decided she wanted to be free of the life?

Yes, I just admitted watching an NCIS episode. My mom likes it. So shut it!

Posted by: MM at November 17, 2009 6:01 PM

Is anyone beaten to death with a book?

At least they should film a scene where someone is bludgeoned with any one of the Twilight series tomes.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 17, 2009 6:02 PM

Yes, that does sound like it could be cool, but have they decided which Jonas brother she's going to date? Or is she a Twilight girl all the way? I hope they skip the part where she gets her first period. I hate it when assassins have to multi-task by buying tampons and while killing someone. It just ruins it for me.

Posted by: James at November 17, 2009 6:11 PM

I'm in!

Say Matt Damon, I'm in.

Say erotic thriller, I'm in.

Say kick-ass chick, I'm in.

Say La Femme Nikita, I'm in.

Say, they should get Bridget Fonda. I'd love to see her opposite Matt.

Posted by: Cindy at November 17, 2009 6:44 PM

This also sounds like Alias with the whole "Project Christmas" storyline.

Posted by: Scully at November 17, 2009 7:14 PM

Yes Scully! That's what I thought too! Yay, I love Alias (earlier seasons). I will watch this and love it.

Posted by: dene at November 18, 2009 1:55 AM

Wait, isn't every woman in a Victorian novel of manners a specially-bred cold-blooded killing machine?

I have issues.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 18, 2009 11:54 AM

Seeing Joe Wright's name on a project doesn't excite me at all. I went and saw Atonement, and was stunned that he managed to make War! Romance! Betrayal! And a Dark Secret! really, really boring.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 18, 2009 6:00 PM





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