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Captain and America and Jurassic Park IV To Be Superlative Hyperbole Superlative Superlative

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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I can only imagine how excited so many of you are for that white-bread comic-book flick, Captain America, which is expected to begin filming in June. There’s still no word on who will end up in the lead role (I’m still partial to Mark Valley, inexcusably). Details on the movie have been relatively scarce, but the director, Joe Johnston (The Rocketeer, The Wolfman, Jumanji — Wow! What a score!) revealed some details about the direction of the film, and we’re duty-bound to report those:

It’s something different. It is influenced by the comic book, but it goes off in a completely different direction. It’s the origin story of Captain America. It’s mostly period — there are modern, present-day bookends on it — but it’s basically the story of how Steve Rogers becomes Captain America. The great thing about Captain America is he’s a super hero without any super powers. Which is why this story, among the hundreds of super hero stories, appealed to me the most. He can’t fly, he can’t see through walls, he can’t do any of that stuff. He’s an every man who’s been given this amazing gift of transformation into the perfect specimen — the pinnacle of human perfection. How does that affect him? What does that mean for him emotionally and psychologically? He was this 98-pound weakling, he was this wimp, and he’s transformed instantly into this Adonis. You’d think he got everything he wanted. Well, he didn’t get everything he wanted. The rules change at that point and his life gets even more complicated and dire. For me, that’s the interesting part of the story. It’s got some great action sequences in it and some incredible stuff that we’ve never seen before. But at the heart of it, it’s a story about this kid who all he wants to do is fit in. This thing happens and he still doesn’t fit in. And he has to prove himself a hero — essentially go AWOL to save a friend. Eventually at the very end, I don’t want to give away to much, but he does fit in. But it’s the journey of getting him there that’s interesting. And it’s a lot of fun
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Man, that does sound inventive! An origins story! Unheard of. About a super-hero with no actual super powers! Gee Flickering Whiplash! How novel! How so very unlike Batman. And I’m sure the fact that he goes off the book is going to please those oh-so-many Captain America fans out there, too, who have always wanted a cinematic translation from the guy who directed Honey! I Shrunk the Kids.

Johnston, who directed Jurassic Park III, also had a few words about the fourth installment, which is expected to launch a whole new trilogy.

Well, there is going to be a Jurassic Park IV. And it’s going to be unlike anything you’ve seen. It breaks away from the first three—it’s essentially the beginning of the second Jurassic Park trilogy. It’s going to be done in a completely different way. That’s pretty much all I can tell you.


Well, there you go, folks. You heard it straight from the director’s mouth. “It’s going to be unlike anything you’ve seen,” which I’ve never heard a director say in the past. Ever. Not once. Because if there’s one thing that America wants, it’s something unlike anything we’ve ever seen, which is why remakes and sequels do so poorly at the box office.

If it sounds like I’m not very excited about these projects, I apologize. It’s because I’m not.

(Source: Box Office Magazine)









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Comments

How do you do a Captain America origins story? "Skinny twerp gets shot in ass, becomes Aryan superman." That's the entire story, unless they're going to follow him through WWII. I don't think America is ready for a 17-year-old Bucky Barnes machine-gunning Nazis in the face. Or maybe we are.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 14, 2010 5:44 PM

SQUEE!
..EEEZE my windpipe shut! I can't take any more horrible movies!

Posted by: welldressed at January 14, 2010 5:47 PM

Sounds a little like the Prisco rubbed off on Rowles.

NOT THAT WAY! Seriously kids, get your minds out the gutters...and by kids, I mean Skitz, and by gutters, I mean Bloodylingus.

Posted by: Vryce at January 14, 2010 5:55 PM

Hey now, you're not dissing the Rocketeer are you? Because I freaking loved that movie. Granted, I was like, 9 when I saw it and all I really remember is the pretty clothes on the chick and feeling the need to give my parents a detailed list of every single thing that exploded in the flick when they came to pick me up from my grandma's afterwards, but I am reasonably sure it was awesome. I mean, 9 year old me loved nothing more than Ben Hur and The Great Escape, so you know I had pretty good taste in movies.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at January 14, 2010 6:04 PM

I don't think America is ready for a 17-year-old Bucky Barnes machine-gunning Nazis in the face.

Tracer, I'm not sure about you Americans, but us Canadians sure the fuck are.

Posted by: Xtreme at January 14, 2010 6:05 PM

I'm going to have to agree with Rowles on this one. *stifles yawn*

However, I do enjoy the fact that every time I see dr. pisaster's name, I imagine her with tented fingers and a wicked grin plotting the demise of some unfortunate country. Probably Canada.

Posted by: admin at January 14, 2010 6:22 PM

"500 Days Of Summer" was okay.

That is all it was.

It was okay.

"1408" was boring though.

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2010 6:27 PM

Cmon, Man. Hit the reset button. It's a new decade! Just because the last one was filled with horrible goddamn comic book/video game movies doesn't mean this New Decade has to suck balls.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at January 14, 2010 6:27 PM

Jurassic Park IV may or may not be about velociraptors bred, trained, & used by the government as battleground weapons, complete with voice boxes. Like WE3.

Posted by: the new transported man at January 14, 2010 7:58 PM

They should get Woody Allen to play Captain America.

Posted by: Lucas at January 14, 2010 9:50 PM

You’d think he got everything he wanted. Well, he didn’t get everything he wanted.

He did. He wanted dead Nazis, he got dead Nazis.

I don't think you people realize just how good the goddamn propaganda was in those days.

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Posted by: Betty at January 14, 2010 10:21 PM

Warning: Severe nerditry committed below.

I'm torn. As a movie fan, I appreciate the need to alter characters to fit the medium of film. And yet as a comic book fan who loves Captain America, I rub my temples and wonder what Johnston is thinking.

I'm not saying his approach couldn't work. It could. But dude. "Captain America" is not about a guy looking for acceptance. "Captain America" is about a guy who wants to make a difference and his given the means to do so.

The idea behind the character is that Steve Rogers is the most noble of men, and he was trapped in a 4-F body. He becomes the one-and-only super soldier and kicks much Axis heinie. His appeal is so very simple: Cap is the One Man Who Can Save the World All by Himself. Dude, it's a freakin' cliche in comics to see Cap tearing into a horde of henchmen as a villain yells "STOP HIM! HE'S JUST ONE MAN!"

The fantasy that Cap addresses isn't acceptance. It's potency in the world. We feel small and insignificant as individuals in the face of massive evil and horror. Cap is the fantasy that we could defeat epic evil all by our lonesomes, with nothing but boundless courage, iron will, and a ludicrous set of jammies.

The fact that he's (allegedly) without superpowers is key to the appeal. He's not Superman, with powers far beyond those of mortal men; he's just the ultimate human man. The super soldier serum just improved Steve's body to the point where it matched his character. What makes Captain America unstoppable is not unmatched strength or cosmic power, but heart. Cap is the personification of "right makes might."

It's not true, but we want it to be. And that's why Cap can be a great character.

Acceptance? Dude, Cap doesn't care. Because he's got a job to do. Those forty thousand Wehrmacht asses over there aren't going to kick themselves, and those Giant Nazi Robots need to be explodified.

Oh, Joe Johnston, please don't fuck up. I do so love that character. I hope your approach works.

And the movie does need at least one cry of "STOP HIM! HE'S JUST ONE MAN!"

Posted by: Soulless Merchant of Fear at January 14, 2010 10:40 PM

Now Piranha 3d??????

I'm so fucking sick of these assholes moving their release dates...

Posted by: laredo at January 15, 2010 1:08 AM

Jurassic Park IV may or may not be about velociraptors bred, trained, & used by the government as battleground weapons, complete with voice boxes. Like WE3.

I would totally watch this movie.

Posted by: Alexandra at January 15, 2010 2:06 AM

Yes. Soulless is right,he IS perfect. But giving him a flaw to overcome (one that HE has to overcome) like that might be helpful in making the character more interesting to folks that don't want 100% Nazi punching. (Not me, cousin) Also, if his fear is loneliness, that'll work out well in later films.

He WILL need to spend most of the time in asskicking mode, though. People are going to need to BELIEVE that this guy, relatively normal dude, is not only the greatest asskicker that EVER lived, but egomaniacs like Tony Stark and even Gods like Thor will believe in him, and follow his lead; follow his orders even if he leads them to the gates of hell.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at January 15, 2010 1:45 PM