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America, F*ck Yeah

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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As I suspected, now that we’re post-Avatar, the casting for Thor is complete, and the first full Iron Man 2 trailer is out, Captain America news has started to trickle out. So far, all we knew is that Joe Johnston is directing and that it indeed take place in both the World War II era as well as current day. Oh, and that it will be called The First Avenger: Captain America, despite the fact that Cap was not, in fact, the first Avenger. I mean, I guess if you’re gonna go by date of birth, then sure, but that’s just persnickety, anal retentive nitpicking. And God knows comic book geeks would never

Anyway. Johnston is making the junket rounds for his newest film, The Wolfman, and various new sources have been getting info from him. For starters, the costume — Cap’s WWII costume is pretty goddamn ridiculous, and wholly impractical as a soldier’s uniform (bright colors? He’ll blend right in), so Johnston and co. have an unusual solution for that:

“The costume is a flag, but the way we’re getting around that is we have Steve Rogers forced into the USO circuit. After he’s made into this super-soldier, they decide they can’t send him into combat and risk him getting killed. He’s the only one and they can’t make more. So they say, ‘You’re going to be in this USO show’ and they give him a flag suit. He can’t wait to get out of it.”

That’s a whole new concept and it’s one that sounds pretty promising. “It was never in the comics,” Johnston said, “because they didn’t really need it. In comics, he puts on the costume and the reader just justifies because of the nature of the medium.”
(via The LA Times)

Huh. I can dig it. Anyway, other news floating around is that a) whoever plays him will be an American, b) they’re looking at five or six actors (including, randomly, Ryan McPartlin, best known for playing Captain Awesome on Chuck), and c) — the big, if unsurprising, news — the villain will indeed be the Red Skull. Hopefully both he and Cap look better than they did in that horrible 1990 version. I mean, I’m just sayin’:

Could be worse, actually:

Alls I’m saying is, Johnston’s got nowhere to go but up.









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Comments

I thought it was kinda schweet in the second trailer when Captain America busted out of the back of that van on a motorcycle, doing a wheelie. What can I say? I'm a child of the 80s.

I mean, I guess if you’re gonna go by date of birth, then sure, but that’s just persnickety, anal retentive nitpicking. And God knows comic book geeks would never…

...aaaaand let the "et tu, TK" comments begin. For the record, I laughed.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 8, 2010 6:42 AM

I'm actually going to have to give the "oldest avenger" (age wise) award to Thor.

That is all. I am nerd, hear me roar.

Posted by: superasente at February 8, 2010 7:52 AM

Matt Salinger was J.D. Salinger's son. After making this movie, he became a recluse like his father because he too couldn't stand all the fan-fare. It was his "Catcher in the Rye."

Also, his costume had rubber ears. So there's that.

Posted by: superasente at February 8, 2010 7:56 AM

Come to think of it, Captain Awesome would be a good Captain America, save for the fact that more people know him as Captain Awesome (or Betty Draper's barrom fling) than by his actual name.

Posted by: Sean at February 8, 2010 8:16 AM

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4929/074kr.jpg

Marvel already solved the "costume during WW2" issue you moron.

So yes, please go ahead and add your genius input to a simple smash-fist, beat-up-the-hun war drama that's had every good angle explored since the character is 50 years old.

How bout you go out and cast a lead, then call up Mark Millar and let him do the writing...

Posted by: D-Day at February 8, 2010 8:30 AM

Please, please give him more than a shield for a weapon. I remember screaming at the tv for the bad guys to just shoot him in the fucking legs! Evil geniuses are stupid.

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2010 9:38 AM

Please, please give him more than a shield for a weapon. I remember screaming at the tv for the bad guys to just shoot him in the fucking legs! Evil geniuses are stupid.

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2010 9:38 AM

They can give Captain Canada more than a shield for a weapon. They can give him a hockey stick with a blade on the end of it like Sub-Zero from Running Man (Ron MacLean would be his side-kick, too, of course).

Captain America has no other weapon than his shield. Captain America needs no other weapon than his shield.

Shoot him in the fucking legs... He's incredibly nimble. It's harder than it looks. Sort of like curling.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at February 8, 2010 9:50 AM

As long as the rest of the plot is good then I don't care for the USO thing, it sort of makes sense so I'll let it slide. I just hope they use the WWII costume instead of the modern one, it looks silly yet patriotic and more practical than the original one, it would fit better in the movie.

Posted by: Radlum at February 8, 2010 9:50 AM

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at February 8, 2010 9:50 AM
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That would be Captain Canuck, fucker!

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2010 9:54 AM

God this movie is going to suck so hard.

Posted by: twig at February 8, 2010 10:10 AM

Hmm, I'm a little keen on the idea of Captain Awesome as Captain America. I think he has that hunky (but not overly-hunky), smart (but also kinda dumb), likable (but also sessable) American "guy" thing about him that would translate well to Captain America. Or maybe I just think he's doable. Whatever.

Posted by: Katers at February 8, 2010 10:50 AM

Shoot him in the fucking legs... He's incredibly nimble. It's harder than it looks.

Because those mad dancing skills work so well against RPGs.

Yes, he's a stupid comic book character -- just like all the rest. Except for Batman.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at February 8, 2010 11:31 AM

so the army creates a super soldier and puts him in a USO show? how does that make any sense? Does his increased strength and heightened reflexes help in a morale boosting song and dance number?

Posted by: idleprimate at February 8, 2010 12:07 PM

I do wonder about the USO thing. Reminds me of Arrested Development when Buster gets transferred. They take his gun and give him a top hat and cane.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 8, 2010 12:34 PM

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 8, 2010 12:57 PM

how does that make any sense?

As I understand it, they've only got one Super Soldier and don't want to risk losing him, so they make him a figurehead celebrity.

Posted by: Jay at February 8, 2010 2:30 PM

The problem with Cap's costume on real people, historically, is the stupid-literal pantone-calibration of the colors of the costume. Seriously: who the hell is going to dress a Super Soldier in powder blue? It's that color blue in the comics because that's the color blue they use in comics. Anything darker looks like black when on cheap paper.

If they get it right and they make it royal blue or navy blue with red and white, they will completely win. If they make him wear the colors of a baby blanket, the distance that they need to come back in the narrative is so far that they will never make it.

Johnson is right: it's the colors of the flag. There are no American flags which have 50 stars white stars on a field of gay light blue. It has to be Reflex blue at a minimum.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at February 8, 2010 2:43 PM


















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