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Pajiba Exclusive: J.J. Abrams Secretely Working on 500 Rads


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Trade News | November 4, 2009 | Comments (19)


Given just how secretive J.J. Abrams likes to be about his projects — as in, he’d often rather no one even know they are being developed until he unleashes his hype machine a few months before release — I actually feel a little bad about breaking this news, as it’s bound to upset some folks. But that’s what we do, though I almost feel like one of J.J. Abrams’ henchman is going to bust into my house, throw a bag over my head, and I’m going to wake up three days later in a cell with Benjamin Linus staring me down (I’ll never reveal our source!)

Even still, beyond a title and a few small details, our inside source wasn’t able to provide much more than what I’m about to tell you.

Here’s what we know: J.J. Abrams and his production company, Bad Robot, are secretly developing a movie called 500 Rads. I’m not sure, exactly, what that’s an allusion to, but a rad is an “absorbed radiation dose.”

All we know about the movie is that it’s being set up on the cheap — they’re budgeting $25 million. Also, that it’s going to be filmed in Europe (probably to help maintain the secrecy of the project). It’s based on an extensive J.J. Abrams outline, and Jeff Pinkner has been working on a script for several months. Pinkner is one of the many writers in the Abrams kingdom — he’s a writer and producer on “Alias.” “Lost” and “Fringe.” However, Pinkner hasn’t yet been able to complete the script and, now that he’s back on “Fringe,” Bad Root is talking to a couple more writers in the Abrams’ family about picking it up from there.

Oh, and also this: Though no one is revealing any of the plot details, we do know that it’s a movie in the vein of both Cloverfield and 28 Days Later. And if the movie does, in fact, have something to do with “absorbed radiation doses,” a zombie-type film is not out of the question.

And that’s that — if you don’t hear from me again, or if the Department of Homeland Security again mysteriously shuts down our site again, as they did back in 2005, you’ll know why.

(H/T The Hollywood Cog)


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Comments

Bleh.

I just don't get the why hipsters looooove this clown.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 4, 2009 11:04 AM

Dear magnificent boobs of Christina Hendricks,
Please let this be a Fallout movie. You are just and kind boobs. I offer you a sacrifice of delicious chicken wings in your glory and honor.
Praise be to boobs.
Amen.

Posted by: henchman for hire at November 4, 2009 11:12 AM

I love a few of JJs projects and am absolutely indifferent to the others. But I fucking adore the Bad Robot animation.

Posted by: Scully at November 4, 2009 11:23 AM

JJ Abrams is almost as overrated as Joss Whedon

Posted by: kooling123 at November 4, 2009 11:37 AM

500 rads is a lethal dose of radiation. It's what they give to rats to kill them with radiation when testing the effects of X-rays ro whatever.

So death is involved somehow. Death by radiation.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at November 4, 2009 11:43 AM

You should at least be armed at all times, D.

Posted by: Cindy at November 4, 2009 11:56 AM

Death by Radiation is going to be the name of my new folk/country/death metal band.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 4, 2009 11:59 AM

Mine's going to be Gonad Rads, JDW.

Posted by: admin at November 4, 2009 12:08 PM

I blame you guys for making me read that as 500 Nads.

I hate you all.

Posted by: figgy at November 4, 2009 12:27 PM

We should seriously look into a side project, admin. A Goth/Folk exploration called "Twilight v. MurderTank: the Reckoning". That way we can still exist under the DbR/Gonad Rads premises, but with new and exciting musical/executionary experimentation. Who's with us?

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 4, 2009 12:40 PM

Mine is Ear Piercing Studs.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 4, 2009 12:50 PM

"JJ Abrams is almost as overrated as Joss Whedon"

Back under your bridge! Back! Back!

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at November 4, 2009 12:57 PM

Excuse me, but a "rad" is also shorthand for a "radical kickflip." Clearly J.J. Abrams is making the long-awaited extreme skateboarding movie of all our dreams.

Posted by: mightygodking at November 4, 2009 1:07 PM

I better hurry up and finish my zombie script, although I reckon there always be love for zombies, right?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 4, 2009 2:02 PM

always will be, that is.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 4, 2009 2:05 PM

Are you kidding? 500 Rads is going to be the super- kickass sequel to the double super-kickass BMX movie Rad!

By that I meant to say: JJ Abrams....great. So it's going to be a decent idea with a half-assed execution that everyone is going to tell me for months is the second coming of entertainment.

I agree that the Bad Robot animation is awesome; perhaps his best work.

Posted by: laredo at November 4, 2009 2:50 PM

there always be love for zombies, right?

Of course there will. Well, just as long as you don't change the zombies from shuffling undead, hungering for delicious brains to extremely pale, recently dead people that just want to cuddle and tell you their feelings.

Posted by: henchman for hire at November 4, 2009 2:51 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt plays the lone survivor in a post apocalyptic wasteland, defending himself agains the reanimated corpse of Zooey Deschanel in... 500 Rads of Summer!

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 4, 2009 7:44 PM

"Also, that it’s going to be filmed in Europe (probably to help maintain the secrecy of the project)"

What is that supposed to mean? Do people in Europe not watch films or have access to the internet? No idea what that means at all, bu I think you will find no matter where he goes people will be interested, and unless he goes to the antarctic, he will constantly have trouble keeping this secret.

Posted by: dave at November 7, 2009 7:29 PM





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