Pajiba

...I think those guys in the photo beat me up one time...

I haven't even read this yet, but the picture scares the living hell outta me.
AvB, Mel's right. All your efforts are wasted.

Man, that's going to be one epically funny parody

:whispers from behind the stage:

WHAT?! IT'S FOR REAL?! YOU SHITTING ME!

Who'd watch those turd-looking idiots do anything except get mauled by a bear?!

Do you think those guys realize they look like Wham, circa 1984? I somehow don't think that's the image they're going for.

Do you think those guys realize they look like Wham, circa 1984?

Ha!! Agreed. Seriously, the way the guy on the left is pursing his lips is just about the gayest thing ever.

(NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)

I just don't think that's what they're going for.

So, are John Gotti's grandsons actually involved in this show or are they the poster douches for Jersey?

Not to get all negative and heavy...but I remember when I got back from my first deployment in the Middle East. It's a huge transition...away from friends and family, the media, films, everything. You spend so much time thinking about home, that you form this...almost fantasy of what it's going to be like when you get back. Add in the shear amount of stress that a war zone is and some of the down right horrific shit you get exposed to...it's a real culture shock to be back in the states.

I remember the first thing I saw on TV when I got back...that fucking "Sweet Sixteen" shit. My little niece was watching it before my sister in law notice and told her to turn it off. I just remember thinking..."My god, we are going to lose...and we deserve to..." Our pop culture is so insanely warped that we celebrate the worst in excess and commercialism. And then six months later, I got sent back...to further protect our American Way I guess.

Diablo: That actually sounds rational. Do people ever accuse you of hating America? (no snark, actually curious)

I'd favourite Diablo's comment a hundred times if I could. MTV's programming schedule in general makes me wonder if Al Qaeda had a point after all.

I just want to take a second to stick up for Jersey and say that we are not all hot, tan, or crazy guidos. The "people" in that "show" represent only about 1% of the NJ population.

I've spent many a summer at the Jersey Shore, and I love the beach and the boardwalk. However, some of the temporary summer residents^^^^ make me want to walk around the piers swinging my arms wildly with a chainsaw in each hand.

Oh, fuck me. Right in the goddamn ear.

I'm moving. Who wants me? (To live with them, I mean. I mean, obviously y'all want me "that way", but I'm just talking about getting the hell out, before this gets any worse.)

This is what I had to say about this earlier today. I stand by it.

I grew up down the Shore, not too far from where that appears to be set. We hate those people, and we have a right to do so.

You fuckers thought I was joking when I called Lady Gaga a refined young lady by NJ's standards. Only Rusty knew the awful truth.

Now to start researching apartments/rentals two blocks away so I technically live in NY. A bonus is being able to run a physical store from the potential house a stone's throw away from my current home.

Also, did anyone notice these guys are all making duckface?

Is there actually anybody who thinks this is a great look?
Ladies? Gentlemen?

Is this the ass plasma residue of peer pressure?

I mean how did this ever get past the Inspectors?

Um...I hate to admit this, but this show isn't actually new. It might be a new series, but I definitely saw some show called Jersey Shore a few months ago. The show followed a group of guys and a group of girls (separately) and documented their weekends at the shore. The guys were all like the "F*ckin skanks, PROTEIN!" Youtube guys, and the girls were the vapid, processed idiots with bad accents you come to expect from the Jersey Shore.
I feel like I lose points for knowing this. But you have to understand...you can't look away. It's impossible. I was transfixed.
And sadly, this series will probably be just as riveting/revolting, and I'm sure I'll catch an episode or two.
Sigh. The problem with "reality" tv famewhores is that there is always someone willing to watch.
*raises hand sheepishly
Guilty.

you can't look away. It's impossible. I was transfixed.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 13, 2009 8:05 AM

I know the feeling well. I was on vacation earlier this summer and instead of enjoying the sun and pool and cocktails I was glued to the telly due to New Jersey Housewives. That shit was mesmerizing. After my trance, I realized that I just had a perfect example of why I do not watch TV and stick to a Netflix diet.

There's a feature/category at the uncoached blog called "Myspace Toolbox" where douchebags like the jersey boyz (yo!) get called out on a regular basis based on their MS page. http://www.uncoached.com/category/the-myspace-toolbox/ It makes my day.

And this is when scads of New Jersey residents say, "BENNIE GO HOME!"

People like that at the Jersey shore aren't local. Fucking interlopers. Now, if they did a North Jersey "proud to be an overtanned guido" series, they could be a lot more realistic about it.

I hope the MTv-watching asshole squad won't think the new "awesome trend" is coming to Jersey. We don't want 'em... we have more than enough assholes here already.