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Jennifer Aniston the Latest Victim of the Adam Sandler Curse

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)

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I dunno. What the fuck am I supposed to say to introduce this trailer other than it looks like corpse vomit? Adam Sandler plays a dude who pretends to have a wife so he can sleep with other women, and some young blond woman calls him on it, so he asks Jennifer Aniston to be his fake wife and her children to be his fake children, all so he can sleep with the young blonde. This is the shit they come up with these days to sell movie tickets? Christ in a butt crack. It’s only a matter of time before we get talking genitalia movies.

Here’s the trailer. It looks better than The Zookeeper, at least. Which is like comparing maggots and slugs.










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Comments

Does Aniston really need Sandler's "help" in the cursed department?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 8, 2010 9:46 AM

I couldn't compare how awful it is to Zookeeper because the link won't work, it just redirects to the main page.

Posted by: Uda at November 8, 2010 9:50 AM

Uda I'm chalking that up to divine intervention.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 8, 2010 9:56 AM

I couldn't compare how awful it is to Zookeeper because the link won't work, it just redirects to the main page.

Posted by: Uda at November 8, 2010 9:50 AM

And people say Rowles hates us.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 8, 2010 9:57 AM

Get with it. Bruno already feature a talking, erm, wang.

Posted by: sars at November 8, 2010 9:57 AM

I only wanted to see it because it's forbidden fruit. I don't care what the consequence is.

Posted by: Uda at November 8, 2010 10:03 AM

Well, on a scale of Little Nicky to Click, I'm confident this falls around a Billy Madison. It won't kill you to watch it and you might even laugh at it, but you might not like yourself very much when it's over.

Posted by: Robert at November 8, 2010 10:10 AM

So Aniston is finally going to have a hit movie to her name that can keep her going for another 8 years.

Sandler's movies: critics-proof, ratings-proof, quality-proof.

Posted by: Fredo at November 8, 2010 10:43 AM

I laughed when the kid said "He put his peepee on my face." Because that's exactly what Sandler is doing to his audience throughout this whole movie.

Posted by: Paultera at November 8, 2010 10:52 AM

Isn't Jennifer Aniston already cursed by herself? What's going to happen when these two curse each other? I think either the bowels of hell will open and devour us all or this movie will be a box office smash. Let's hope for the former.

Posted by: Paultera at November 8, 2010 10:55 AM

So, is this the maggot or the slug?

Posted by: Even Stevens at November 8, 2010 1:25 PM

Wait were there supposed to be jokes in there?

Posted by: headmonkeys at November 8, 2010 1:40 PM

you know.....theres a magic potion you can drink that makes you forget about this movie, the yogi bear movie, the big mommas house franchise, and avatar...its called BLEACH

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at November 8, 2010 2:04 PM

Has anyone else noticed that Sandler tends to exploit children in just about all his movies. Hmmm....we might be witnessing the next Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Skeetikus at November 8, 2010 2:37 PM

It comes out Feb 11. Of course, Valentine's weekend. You'll be seeing many couples in line to watch this (girls with a cheap red and white teddy bear in hand, obviously) cuz all movies that come out on V-Day weekend suck balls and the guys, want to impress the girls by making them think they're funny will take her to see Adam Sandler cuz for some reason, every idiot that thinks he's funny loves Sandler and Jack Black.

Posted by: MissRos at November 8, 2010 2:52 PM

WOW. That is stupid on so many levels.

I'm not a Sandler hater. But WOW!!! What an unbelievable story.

Posted by: junierizzle at November 8, 2010 3:17 PM

Dustin,

It's called Just Go WITH It, not FOR. I don't know why I know that, as you're surely going to be the one who watches it, not me, but there it is.

If all you have to do is take off your glasses and ponytail to be 'made over', you haven't had one. 'Tango de la Muerte' showed off the ridiculousness of that trope in the succinct presentation to undercut it that I've ever seen.

I've never heard the one who plays the love interest, he must've stumbled across her while picking his kids from Gymboree.

I think I'll watch something fun instead, like Michael Sheen as Nero: Fun!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 8, 2010 5:32 PM

Also, Jo Mama--Not Another Romance Movie also spoofed the whole taking your glasses off and suddenly you are hot thing. Although not as well as Tango . . . Just tells you that the people working on this film don't care. Pretty much the whole movie is riding on Sandler.

Posted by: pookie at November 8, 2010 8:09 PM

If the movie does well Sandler will buy everyone in the cast a Maserati.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/adam-sandler-has-too-much-money

Posted by: Nedra at November 9, 2010 4:49 PM

I really hope she goes away after this.

Posted by: james at November 9, 2010 5:25 PM

Let's see--he plays a plastic surgeon trying to get the hot girl with a lame ploy. Then, he realizes the right girl was in his face all along! They kiss and live happily ever after.

What a HEARTWARMING PUKEFEST.

God, Sandler and Aniston just need to retire already. Go away with your ill-gotten gains. Enough with the lame rom-com, paint-by-number movies.

Posted by: puke at November 9, 2010 5:29 PM

I would pay good money to make Aniston and Sandler go away. Horrible actors in horrible movies. Time for the bottom to drop out on their charade.

Posted by: Bek at November 9, 2010 10:20 PM

why does this women always have to wanna be sexy, because i see nothing sexy in a middle age old women, and adam who the hell think he is funny is as nuts as jennifer and chelsea the clown.

Posted by: andy at December 24, 2010 9:00 PM