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Pajiba Exclusive: Jem and the Holograms Coming to the Big Screen?


She Is Truly Outrageous, Y'all / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | November 3, 2009 | Comments (46)


Since the massive success of the Transformers franchise and even G.I. Joe, Hasbro has gotten even more involved in the movie business, realizing that — no matter how bad the film is — that their toy sales are primed to skyrocket. And it’s worked, too. Despite a struggling economy, late last month, Hasbro actually showed a tidy third-quarter profit, thanks largely to the sale of toys tied to the G.I. Joe and Transformers movies. We know, too, that Hasbro also signed a six-film pact with Universal last year, and several of those movies are already in development. We know that Stretch Armstrong will be the first out of the gate (a release date for April 2011 has been set), and we also know that movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Clue and Monopoly are also in the works. Moreover, last week, we learned that the Hasbro-owned Ouija board is getting a movie franchise, too. Ouija movie is currently being scripted by Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz, the writers behind the upcoming Tron Legacy.

Well, guess what else Hasbro owns? Jem and the Holograms, the movie of last resort. Indeed, whenever the topic of terrible cartoon-to-movie adaptations arise, the readership here at Pajiba often suggests sarcastically, “What’s next? Jem and the Holograms?

You betcha.

It’s still very early yet. And like a lot of projects in the early-stages, they never materialize. But I can report that the movie is in not only in development, but that at least initially, someone named John Chu (The Secret of the Magic Gourd) was attached to direct the project.

But wait — before you get your twisters in a knick, Universal and Hasbro are trying to decide now whether to go ahead with the movie, or launch a new television series first. That’s still an open question, although no matter which way it goes, Peter Barsocchini is in the mix, to either produce or write the script — he scripted all four High School Musical films. At this stage, the movie looks at least a couple of years down the road.

For the unfamiliar, Jem and the Holograms was an 80s cartoon, from the same team that brought you the G.I. Joe and Transformer television series, about a holographic teen pop-star group who get into a series of misadventures. Also, they are truly outrageous.

(H/T The Hollywood Cog, of course)


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Comments

NO NOOO NOOOO!!
HELP ME SYNERGY!!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 3, 2009 11:35 AM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

I WANT TO PLAY JEM. TRULY TRULY TRULY FIGRAGEOUS!!!

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2009 11:35 AM

Say what you want, the inner child in me started jumping and clapping. It kinda hurt so can you keep this kind of noise to the minimum.

Posted by: Jab at November 3, 2009 11:37 AM

No, I WANT TO PLAY JEM!!!!!!!

pseudo-chola catight!!!!!!

Posted by: SofĂ­a at November 3, 2009 11:38 AM

There already is a Clue movie. And it's glorious.

Which means it will be "re-made" and shat upon profusely.

Bring on the Jem, I guess...

Any chance it could be a porn?

(Ahem, sorry Figgy... just read your post)

Posted by: antietam at November 3, 2009 11:39 AM

You fucking bastards. They already did Clue, and it's fucking awesome. Get your grubby money-whoring fingers off Tim Curry's legacy, bitches.

They'll probably cast it with a bunch of fucking dipshit kids, too, those fucking cockchewers. And they'll make jokes about school lunches and dogs farting and sexual innuendos that kids (not even the actors) will understand, and the parents will laugh, and the kids will laugh, and the executives will laugh and make more of the damn things,and another little part of my soul will die, and the furies will howl about my ears and won't let me sleep again, the cunts.

I also never heard about Jem until today and now, thanks to you, I have two Bic pens lodged in my ears from where I just tried to gouge that musical abortion out of my head. Fuck you.

Where's my Xanax...

Posted by: Cat at November 3, 2009 11:44 AM

Oh, heeeeeeeeell, no, Chilean. *I* would look better with the pink hair ANYWAY. You're way too Chilean for that. BACK OFF MY RIO.

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2009 11:45 AM

Simmer down bitches.


It isn't written ANYWHERE that she can't be played by a male.

/looks for wig and micro mini.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 3, 2009 11:48 AM

I may just be a humble, Midwestern hipster. But I once worshipped at the altar of the truly outrageous Jem and the Holograms, as well as her archnemeses The Misfits. The point is, you bitch ass bitches had GI Joe and Transformers, some of us had Jem.

And yes, she hasn't aged well. I hear they're considering Courtney Love for the live-action version.

Posted by: Hipster Mongoose at November 3, 2009 11:50 AM

Jem and the Holograms and Josie and the Pussycats are not the same group?
Who knew? (Time to duck and cover)

Also, when are the Banana Splits going to get their day?!

Posted by: branded at November 3, 2009 11:51 AM

I once knew this co-worker who dressed up as Jem for Halloween. It was kind of hot.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 3, 2009 12:02 PM

So when they released the TV show to DVD, I bought it a few years ago.

Re-watched it, laughed a little and decided one of these Halloweens I'll be Jem. Maybe next year.

Posted by: DoubleH at November 3, 2009 12:06 PM

Seriously, even though I wouldn't want to, I'd end up having to watch a Jem movie. I've been her for Halloween for two different years now. Giant pink cotton candy-like drag queen wig and everything. That wig put me back a bit too, so I had to make good use of it. Plus, recycling is good for the environment.

Posted by: CinnabarriGirl at November 3, 2009 12:08 PM

I object to the term "teen pop star". It makes her sound like Hannah Montana. Jem was the director of an orphanage. AND she ran a music label. AND she had super-science magic hologram powers. AND she was truly outrageous (although for some reason, despite her outrageousness, her arch-enemies were referred to derisively as "punkers").

I will say this: when my face got torn up by a dog in college, my first thought was hiding the scars with Misfits-style makeup, like a star around the eye. It would have been my "thing". Unfortunately, the makeup bazaar had no glittery poison-green shadow, so I had to give up the pipedream.

Posted by: kat at November 3, 2009 12:18 PM

/looks for wig and micro mini.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 3, 2009 11:48 AM

I would pay many, many dollars to see this movie. CASH DOLLARS. MANY OF THEM.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 3, 2009 12:20 PM

CinnabarriGirl:

I want to see opening day with hundreds of 20-somethings dressed up like the Misfits, no one in the theater being able to see over anyone else's huge wigs...

Posted by: kat at November 3, 2009 12:22 PM

Best. News. Ever.

TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 3, 2009 12:29 PM

It's good to know that The Powers That Be are equal opportunists when it comes to the raping of fond childhood memories.

Posted by: admin at November 3, 2009 12:36 PM

It'll never happen. They'll never find a guy to pull off Rio's fabulous lavender locks.

Posted by: 'toph at November 3, 2009 12:44 PM

Oh God oh no oh FUCK NO to a Ouija board movie.

*crawls under bed, even though there's a clown under there. whispers ...*

When I was a teen me and some of my cousins were messing with a Ouija in my room. Three or four of us were supposed to put our fingertips on that heart-shaped slider thingie and close our eyes, and someone else was going to read off the message.

So I have my fingertips on it and I'm barely touching the fucker, and it's sliding around and someone is calling out the letters and I don't remember at all if the message spelled anything because at some point after several minutes of this I opened my eyes and ...

I was the only one touching it.

And everyone laughed at me, cause HAH! they caught me pushing it around the board, when Jeebus Crackers I was barely touching it and I swear it was ... sliding around by itself.

Scared the living bejesus out of me, and I put the board up on a shelf in the closet and I never touched that hellspawn thing again.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 3, 2009 12:51 PM

Okay, who wants odds on them casting Miley Cyrus?

Posted by: jenilane at November 3, 2009 12:57 PM

Okay, who wants odds on them casting Miley Cyrus?

Now THAT's what I call crapping on childhood memories.

Posted by: Hipster Mongoose at November 3, 2009 1:20 PM

P.S. There's already a Ouija board movie.

Witchboard, anyone?

Or, one of its sequels?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 3, 2009 1:20 PM

Well shit. Now I'll have that song in my head all day. Along with the song that was like a battle between Jem's band and the Misfits. Something like "Click, Flash" or something. Can anyone back me up on the existence of that one?

Love Jem. But don't really want to see a movie.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 3, 2009 1:20 PM

Okay, who wants odds on them casting Miley Cyrus?

Although I'm sure some of you sick bastards would like to give ol' Miley the Cleveland steamer treatment.

Posted by: Hipster Mongoose at November 3, 2009 1:21 PM


It'll never happen. They'll never find a guy to pull off Rio's fabulous lavender locks.

BSLIM IN A WIG. Done!

No, really, this news thrills me. I loved Jem. Lovedlovedloved her. She was badass.

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2009 1:30 PM

You know, I had this obviously mistaken sense that when I was a child, all the cartoons and people/things we looked up to were innocent and good fun and of higher quality, like the Care Bears or Thundercats and My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite.

But I never realized how slutty Jem was. She's just as sexualized as Miley Cyrus, although at least I guess Jem was animated. I dunno.

Posted by: Lindsay at November 3, 2009 1:30 PM

P.S. There's already a Ouija board movie.

Witchboard, anyone?

--------------------------------------

Oh, you bet your sweet ass.

Hot pre-crazy Kitaen FTW!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 3, 2009 1:31 PM

Goddammit now I want a fringe belt. When I was Jem for Halloween as a kid my mom made me one out of cardboard, tin foil, some fringe and a blue marker (b/c true Jem-thusiasts know the pink belt in the above picture is inaccurate). It was silver, bitches.
*touches pink star earring*
Showtime, Synergy!

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 3, 2009 3:01 PM

So, I was just Jem for Halloween...because she rocks. Or rocked. Bring back the Jem!

But man, those Misfits were crazy! Burning down orphanages and shit...that's some drama. That might make for good film...

Posted by: LOVES JEM at November 3, 2009 3:07 PM

Branded. You beat me to it. Both the Josie and the Pussycats comparison, and wondering when The Banana Splits will hit the fan, I mean screen.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 3, 2009 3:12 PM

Revision: the one in the costume I thought was hot was dressed as Rainbow Brite - not Jem. I can't keep all this straight.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 3, 2009 4:07 PM

I feel like this is a feminist victory but I can't really explain why. Fucking Rico openly cheated on his girlfriend with his girlfriend in a pink wig and we were supposed to accept that because she knew that they were the same person. He didn't and that always bothered me. Of course he was a little thick and probably gay so that explains it.

We are the Misfits our songs are better.

Posted by: Jennifer at November 3, 2009 4:11 PM

Rio! his name is RIO! Not Rico!

He was kinda gay, though. Purple hair? come on.

Actually it'd be Rico if BSlim were playing him. That'd be awesome.

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2009 5:33 PM

Oh Hell yes!!! I fucking loved Jem I recently watched many of the episodes on youtube...because apparently I don't ever wanna get laid. But if done properly I can see a seriously awesome Jem movie rocking my world. Though I don't wanna share her with snot nosed brats who won't appreciate her outrageousness.

Jem is my name no one else is the same JEM is my name!

Posted by: emoney at November 3, 2009 5:40 PM

Did anyone else have a Jem doll? I had one. And I could never dress her in any of my Barbie's clothes. She was like twice the size of a Barbie, so she kinda looked like a tranny when I put her in a Barbie dress. Just not right.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 3, 2009 5:57 PM

myysharona, it's actually Click/Clash.

Here you go

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at November 3, 2009 6:44 PM

I'll see this movie on 3 conditions:

1) It's still set in the eighties
2) They keep the music videos segueways
3) Sting-Sting-Stingers!

Posted by: ruru at November 3, 2009 7:05 PM

but they're the misfits, their songs are better.

yes, the misfits...


and they're gonna get her!


i burned the entire misfits catalog off audiogalaxy a zillion years ago.

Posted by: gp at November 3, 2009 8:07 PM

Also, when are the Banana Splits going to get their day?!

Posted by: branded at November 3, 2009 11:51 AM
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Back off, motherfucker, touting the Splits is MY gig.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 4, 2009 1:11 AM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessMeet.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Kyra at November 4, 2009 1:24 AM

That was absolutely the greatest 43 seconds of at least a week or two seeing that theme song for the first time since the show was still on TV.

I totally remember loving Jem & the Holograms. And I had zillions of G.I.Joes, He-man, Transformers and even Go-Bots... yes "the K-mart version of Transformers." And as an older brother I felt it was my duty to introduce my little sister to all the coolest of cartoons. And Jem was essential to me not losing control of what stations to watch on Saturday mornings and during the week before and after school. Though she's going to law school now so I think in hindsight all that shrewd negotiating will be the downfall of many others.

For many years, though I never said it aloud thankfully, when I would see someone wearing clothing bearing the logo of "The Misfits" (you know the Glenn Danzig "The Misfits") I wondered how they were able to get their hands on such priceless merchandise. When I realized the mistake there was only a few seconds of disappointment before I was over that and decided never to speak about it lest I be ridiculed...
oh damn! Well for twenty or so years I had a good run

Posted by: protoformX at November 4, 2009 3:51 AM

Yes Mel, I totally had the whole Jem and the Holograms band in doll form. I also got Synergy, and the new Jem doll which I didn't like as much (I forget what the difference was, except that she had longer hair and was a little edgier). My sister had The Misfits dolls. We had band wars.
Anyhoo, I totally jammed my poor Jem dolls into Barbie clothes whenever possible, but my biggest pet peeve was that the Barbie shoes didn't fit Jem's giant feet, no matter what I did. And Barbie had a much bigger shoe collection.
The Rio "Jerrica vs Jem" thing always bothered me too. He's a douche.
I am WAY too excited about this. My dork flag is showing.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 4, 2009 10:55 AM

I was Jem last year. It was awesome. I'd post the link to the pic, but it won't work. Stooopid Facebook.

I still have all the dolls. They are in my mom's attic. And I have all the audiotapes that came with the dolls. Not sure how well audio cassettes hold up...

I love Jem. That said I pray they don't get Miley Cyrus to play her because that would hurt my heart, not to mention my ears. It would have to be someone that can pull off rocker chick and sophisticated business lady. If they can't find anyone I'd be happy to fill those glittery shoes.

Posted by: taylor at November 4, 2009 1:22 PM

I will remain excited until Hasbro fucks it up. It COULD be awesome.

Having the High School Musical guy is probably a good thing. I don't love that series but hell if it wasn't popular, and I'd much rather it be like that than like Hannah Montana (who I will always insist is a teenybopper Jem knockoff).

Open Letter to Hasbro: KRISTEN BELL FOR JEM/JERRICA! Come! She's awesome (1). She can sing (2). And she's been known to rock a Jem "Misfits" t-shirt (see "Fanboys"). It would totally work.

Posted by: Emily at November 4, 2009 2:04 PM

I wish I had thought of making
my own Jem outfit, instead I
made Sarah's from Labyrinth,
but I did run the newsletter
Precious Jems for a few years
in the 90s. The purple envelopes,
the 'laser copy' pics,
the gluesticks!

Posted by: RubyGlare at November 16, 2009 10:42 PM





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