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Jean Claude Van Damme Asks Aliens: "How Does It Feel To Be Hunted?"

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (8)

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It was inevitable, I suppose. The Muscles From Brussels has fought many foes in his weird-assed career: cyborgs, spies, assassins, time-travelers, cajun human-hunters, and even his twin brother. There’s really only one foe left (other than his own irrelevance)… yup, aliens.

Film School Rejects reports, via Variety, that Jean Claude Van Damme’s next film will be UFO, where he will athletically beat the fuck out of invading aliens. More than likely, he will do a split at some point as well, because he fucking can. The film comes from director Dominic Burns, who previously directed How To Stop Being A Loser, which, from what I can tell, stars a bunch of British Page Six girls. So yeah. Burns previously worked with Black And Blue Productions, which also has films like the upcoming Strippers Vs. Werewolves on its plate, although this one will be via his own production company.

Really, this was just an excuse for me to post the epic final fight from Bloodsport. If you do one worthwhile thing today, watch this goddamn video. If for no reason other than to see Bolo Yeung’s pec-flexing.

Holy frijoles, is that terrible. Gloriously terrible. And yes, that is Forest Whitaker in the crowd. Ye gods.









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Comments

The impressive thing is that Bolo was 42 when Bloodsport was filmed. Well that and the nose blowing.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 16, 2011 10:36 AM

There’s really only one foe left (other than his own irrelevance)

I thought that's what he was fighting in JCVD.

Director: But it's not a biopic, it's a fictional movie.
JCVD: Just tell them you got Van Damme. They'll be thrilled.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 16, 2011 10:40 AM

I would submit that Kickboxer is the superior Van Damme vehicle if for no other reason than the epic dance scene.

Posted by: admin at August 16, 2011 10:55 AM

The impressive thing is that Bolo was 42 when Bloodsport was filmed.

No wonder he was weak in the gut.

Posted by: branded at August 16, 2011 11:06 AM

Aliens? great. of all the things he can be doing with those legs, he's gonna drop kick an alien so dat everyone can make fun of him?

i thought JCVD wud have thought him a thing or two bout being exploited.

Posted by: haplo at August 16, 2011 3:06 PM

Someone should be asking JCVD what a ripped sack feels like.

Posted by: MRod at August 16, 2011 4:00 PM

This is the video that should be in every Van Damme post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUPJ_Yp_0Y0

Posted by: zito at August 16, 2011 6:24 PM

Bloodsport rules. And the best fighting scenes are the two early round montages. Jackson vs. Chong Li and Dux against that really big guy are pretty cool too, though.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 16, 2011 7:48 PM