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Newsflash: Beerfest Still Isn't Funny

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 16, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 16, 2009 |


Hi. My name is Dustin. I don't like Broken Lizard.

Cough on it.

Jay Chandrasekhar, the man behind the cult hits, Supertroopers, Beerfest, and Club Dread and the spectactularly unfunny Dukes of Hazzard, is set to slap together another shitty comedy wrapped around stupid gags and chicken fucker and mustache ride jokes. Undoubtedly, several of the Broken Lizard members will join the cast at some point.

The movie is called Shotgun Wedding. Stop me if you've heard this premise before: It concerns an avowed bachelor who suddenly calls his friends to join him on a weekend trip for his wedding.

Maybe they'll go to Vegas! Maybe someone will lose a tooth. Maybe Mike Tyson will punch someone. And maybe someone will show his penis.

My only guarantee: That it won't be funny, but a small collection of "cult" followers will nevertheless eat it up.

Yeah. I know, I know. I'm a pig to your Winnebago. Meow. Meow. Meow. Go sell your beer fucking to someone who cares, you stoner fucks.

Cram it.



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.


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