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Japan Mistakes 1984 for a Brainstorming Session

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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Remember in 1984 how Orwell imagined televisions before there were televisions, and not only did they provide endless insipid entertainment, but they also watched the citizens for anything suspicious? I guess the only real surprise is that it took Japan this long to invent them.

It’s called UTAN (User Technology Assisted Navigation) which illustrates just how early in the development stage the product is, since it’s still got a name from an engineer instead of the PR ooze pond.

Basically, these things hook up a camera to a television and then integrate with the programming stream. It uses facial recognition software to interpret your emotional response to what you are watching as you watch it. Applications can then tailor the output to how you are feeling. The applications are as endless as they are useless to the actual end user. Targeted advertisements? This thing can make sure it plays ads conducive to your current mood. Kid getting freaked out by the horror movie his parents don’t know he’s watching? Software can switch to the PG cut in a beat. Too lazy to flip channels? The software can figure out from the nuance of your slack jaw which reality series would best tickle your reptile brain.

Look, there’s a thin line between helpful automatons and SkyNet. My TiVo doesn’t need to gaze upon my visage, searching for ways to please me. That’s what the thumbs up and thumbs down buttons are for, and I deploy them with the grave discrimination of a Roman emperor at the Coliseum. The fact that I watch “Nova” nude is not a datum that needs passed to my electronics, let alone studied in order to determine which light beer commercial would best sate my appetites between Neil deGrasse Tyson’s sonorous monologues.

This might not be too likely to get much traction in the television market, but what about online? A lot of those Hulu visitors already have webcams pointed at their faces while they watch, which gets past the initial hurdle of the product’s adoption. Actually, given that there have been hacks floating around on the web for some time allowing malicious sorts to turn on webcams even while disabling the status light of the camera, can we really be all that certain this isn’t already happening?

Or are you only seeing this article because the facial recognition software detected that you were gullible enough to have your interest piqued but not decisive enough to do anything about it?

(source: New Launches)









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Comments

there have been hacks floating around on the web for some time allowing malicious sorts to turn on webcams even while disabling the status light of the camera

I was not aware that this was actually possible, though I'm not surprised. I don't have a webcam and now I never will.

Posted by: Paultera at May 31, 2011 10:07 AM

Okay so UTAN can determine when I am bored/annoyed/offended, etc. by what I am watching. That means it will wipe out 90% of the options currently available on my screen. But how can it know what I would rather be watching and beam it to me? Is there a 24 hour All Olyphant All The Time Channel? Nope. I thought not. So what do I get instead of the stuff that's patronizing me?

And who does it know it should be looking at? If it's looking at Mr. PaddyDog in the middle of a Military Channel marathon of Top One Hundred Military Aircraft, it's going to see one happy little husband. But if it switches its gaze over to me while that stuff is on, it's going to see someone who looks like she just had a lobotomy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 31, 2011 10:11 AM

Since my TV is only on as background noise when I'm in another room, I'm curious as to what UTAN is going to program for my couch. Its facial expressions are a bit nonexistant.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 31, 2011 11:17 AM

I propose to solve the Hulu problem by immediately taping a piece of cardboard over my webcam. Activate that, fuckers.

Posted by: Cara at May 31, 2011 11:20 AM

I don't own a webcam, and will never allow one in the house. As for a television that can watch me, I'll throw the thing into the street before I allow it.

Of course, we may have to tolerate it, if the current corporate media trend continues.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 31, 2011 11:25 AM

You do realize you sound like some old man fretting that new technology is baaad, video games are the devil's tool, rock & roll music will corrupt the young, books are full of evil knowledge...

Posted by: hannah at May 31, 2011 11:27 AM

Hannah, you do realize that technology that watches you and decides for you what you should be watching is bad, right?

Your outlook that anyone that's against this is just an old fogey not getting with the times is precisely what is going to allow a 1984-esque world.

Posted by: Paultera at May 31, 2011 11:34 AM

I assume you watch Nova nude so that you have less laundry upon being brought to climax by Neil deGrasse Tyson's cosmic vest. That's why I do at least.

Seroiusly, the vest is awesome. I always like to imagine exchanges like this happen in the Tyson household often:

Neil's wife: Honey, don't forget we're going to that new fancy place for dinner tonight.
Neil dGT: Fancy? I better wear the vest.
Neil's wife: I don't think the vest is really appropriate for this kind of pla...
Neil dGT: I'm wearing the vest.
Neil's wife: But Neil...
Neil dGT: I'm WEARING the VEST.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 31, 2011 11:40 AM

Holy god, people can turn on your webcams without you knowing??? Annnnddddd, now I'll be taping paper over mine forever (it's built in). As for this tv nonsense? Ridiculous. I am not in the habit of making overly expressive faces when I watch tv anyway, so it might accidentally think I'm bored while watching Parks and Rec and switch the channel right when Ben is about to say something hilarious. And that would really piss me off.

If the viewer is paralyzed I could see how this MIGHT be helpful, but if you are able to operate your remote, what the hell?

Posted by: Nicole at May 31, 2011 11:52 AM

Wow, this is fucking scary.

Posted by: denesteak at May 31, 2011 11:54 AM

Would somebody please pass the victory gin?

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at May 31, 2011 1:14 PM

Double plus bad

Posted by: Protoguy at May 31, 2011 3:13 PM

Funny, HBO has been running Brazil this week and I can't help but notice it's prophetic nature as well. Constant security checks, torture on demand, billboards walling in the highways, crumbling infrastructure, plastic surgery as routine as dentistry, partying on the brink of catastrophe.

Posted by: Protoguy at May 31, 2011 3:16 PM

Remember in 1984 how Orwell imagined televisions before there were televisions

No.

Get thee to Wikipedia.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at May 31, 2011 4:33 PM

yikes

Posted by: splinter at May 31, 2011 7:58 PM