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This Is Going to Make Some of You Go Gonzo

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (30)



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Ever since he made Count Grapelberry sing about feelings in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Jason Segel has been kicking around the idea for a new Muppet movie. And as I complained about with Jonah Hill, any asshole with an Apatow Express MasterVisa gets to make just about any fucking project their little heart desires.

Now, I like Segel. He isn’t really trying to go beyond his means. He’s a doofus, and he plays doofi well, and he hasn’t really tried to break free from his doofus label. Kudos for learning your place and completely owning it. Also, he’s got respect bordering on sacred awe for the Muppets. Plus, with the Muppets, it’s not like they’re going to be trouncing holy ground. The Muppets haven’t really been doing shit since they did the last decent Christmas Carol. So, I say, fine. If it’s gonna be done, Segel penning this will make it good. It’ll be funny, it’ll be sweet, and it’ll work. So fuck it, I’m on board.

And while I thought this was all merely a bong-dream, it’s turning out to be a serious endeavor. Serious enough that they’ve signed on a director — James Bobin. Bobin has directed several episodes of both “Da Ali G Show” and “Flight of the Conchords.” I know that many of you are rabid fans of both, whereas I’ve been lukewarm bordering on frosty towards both. I thought they were spotty at best, but when they were good, they were simply fucking grand. I won’t lob insults at you if they were your favorite shows or if you thought they were unparalleled — they’re practically the definition of Cult Hits.

Bobin’s actually a pretty solid choice. You figure, the Muppet Movie is gonna be part musical, part broad sketchy comedy anyway, so he’s the best you can hope for. But I don’t know which way their looking to go with the humor. I’m not expecting to hear Kermit shouting “Cuntlicker!” or see a full-frontal Sam the Eagle with a big floppy felt wang. “Ali G” and “Conchords” got a lot of leeway from their HBO home. And I think, funny as it might be, I’d be a little disgusted if they did a R-rated Muppets. They keep that kind of shit on Avenue Q where it belongs.









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Comments

I have been waiting for news on this. I have to SQUEEEE!

Posted by: Nimue at February 1, 2010 9:04 AM

aaaahhh beeker was always the best muppet. him and the swiss cook. fucking hilarious. even now. and i'm an adult. or at least i pretend to be.

Posted by: Hymithedrugaddledjew at February 1, 2010 9:17 AM

I disagree Prisco. I would love to see Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in a manage a trois with Animal. Just imagine all the sciencey stuff that would get blown up and the wild abandon that Animal would display while traveling Beaker's dirty highway. Meep!

Posted by: admin at February 1, 2010 9:19 AM

The chef is sweedish, you racist.

Posted by: Brian at February 1, 2010 9:21 AM

Scratch that, substitute the Swedish Chef for Animal. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Posted by: admin at February 1, 2010 9:21 AM

I don't much care about Muppets, but I'm thrilled to have learned the plural of "doofus".

Posted by: DeadBessie at February 1, 2010 9:23 AM

The muppets fucking rule, and I'm a grown damn man. My roommate in college had a couple of VHS tapes of the "best of" that included hands-down the coolest interpretation of The Jabberwocky ever put on screen.

Posted by: chad at February 1, 2010 9:29 AM

Look, I wouldn't mind seeing Muppets do cameos where they do something raunchy or drop some profanity. But, you know, I'm NOT down with some abomination of a Muppet movie where they turn the concept into one of Apatow's trademark douchefests.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 1, 2010 9:30 AM

As long as there is death to Ms. Piggy so she stops making cameos everywhere else, I'll take it.

Posted by: richmac at February 1, 2010 9:35 AM

All I can say is:

"Aurora Borealis, shinin' down to Dallas! Can you picture that?"

woohoo!!!!

Posted by: mswas at February 1, 2010 9:38 AM

That movie's been and gone Slim and it was called Meet The Feebles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHwoyIxCxU

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 1, 2010 9:50 AM

As long as someone shoves an M-80 up Elmo's ass and lights it ... tickle THIS, you annoying as hell little fuck ... What? That's "Sesame Street"?

Oh ...

I. Don't. Care.

Posted by: , at February 1, 2010 10:01 AM

The Muppets rock and they have never needed raunchiness to have clever hilarity ensue.

And although Beaker *IS* hauntingly attractive, the Muppet with some of the best lines ever is PEPE THE KING PRAWNOKAAAAY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa_HT9vQiLw

Posted by: bostonadrianne at February 1, 2010 10:59 AM

Holy fuck admin, I think I need to throw up now. That's a mental image that will linger.

Posted by: stardust at February 1, 2010 11:08 AM

The Muppets are a favorite. Flight of the Conchords was a favorite. I like Apatow and Da Ali G Show. This post is definitely a bright spot in my day.

Posted by: becks at February 1, 2010 11:14 AM

I will be 90 years old and still clap my withered paper thin hands in glee whenever there is Muppet news.

Posted by: Julie at February 1, 2010 11:28 AM

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 1, 2010 9:50 AM

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Dude, that clip made my day.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 1, 2010 11:29 AM

Wasn't there already an "adult" Muppet movie in production, or is that in turnaround? I remember reading about putting the Muppets into some film noir plot.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 1, 2010 11:50 AM

Is it just me, or is that picture of Beaker ... wrong?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at February 1, 2010 11:52 AM

This makes me happy on many levels. For me, any Muppet production news is good Muppet production news. The video of Pepe the Prawn was hilarious, and, while disturbed by the mental image of Sam, the American Bald Eagles floppy felt wang, I also giggled like a fool.

Thank you.

Posted by: Groundloop at February 1, 2010 12:05 PM

I love, love, LOVE the Muppets. They were funny when I was a kid, and they have just enough little jokes to keep adults amused.

Bring on the new Muppet movies!

Posted by: Your Mom at February 1, 2010 12:31 PM

Pepe and Rizzo were always my favorites. I want them to keep as saucy pets.

Posted by: figgy at February 1, 2010 1:05 PM

This is amazing news. I have a very tender and nostalgic place in my heart for those guys. Rest assured my brother and I will be at that midnight showing.

I was at Disneyland last spring and they have a Muppet 3D type show. I expected it to be cute and fun but then Sweetums came out. IN. THE. FLESH. I literally cried I was so damn excited.

Posted by: Wendy at February 1, 2010 1:42 PM

Seriously. That dude is some sort of purple impostor.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at February 1, 2010 1:47 PM

Whatever that thing is, it ain't Beaker. It must be burned.

Posted by: Aislinn at February 1, 2010 2:14 PM

I love Sweetums! He was my favorite until Pepe came along. Now Pepe is my favorite, oookkkaayyy? But I still love Sweetums muchly.

Posted by: stardust at February 1, 2010 3:10 PM

Slim, happy to oblige. Still my favourite Peter Jackson film

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 1, 2010 4:59 PM

I just yelled "Swiss COOK?!!" loud enough to scare the cat.

It's not just you, AvB . . . that Beaker is weird.

Posted by: Lauren at February 1, 2010 7:17 PM

Looks like Beaker ate Grover.

Where IS Che on this one, anyhoo?

Posted by: , at February 1, 2010 11:44 PM

I'm a crazy muppet fan, and I'm pleased with this as long as Segal keeps his wang out of it or any of the muppets.

The muppets were always kind of subversive, at least until the Disney Machine sucked them up in their giant vacuum of manufactured childhood. (Until they promote Janice {of the Electric Teeth band} like those insipid princesses I call shenanigans.) I think Segal's humor is a good match - and he does have that undercurrent of sweetness that made the Muppets appealing to kids and adults.

Posted by: chamalla at February 2, 2010 4:12 AM


















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