I've Got Your Creepy Kid Quota For The Week, A Side Of Abandoned House Shenanigans, And A Gosling Dessert
Monday is a whore.
Now that I have that out of the way, I present some clips from Guillermo del Toro's joint Mama. It stars Jessica Chastain and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as a couple that take in their young nieces after the death of their parents. Oh, the girls also disappeared into the woods near their house right after their parents were killed, so I bet they're really well-adjusted and nothing at all sinister happened with that. Here are some clips in one handy video:
Since you can never have too many pictures of creepy kids with a substance that could be food or something more nasty on their faces ...
Onward to the trailer for a movie called Resolution that stars people you haven't heard of that were directed by two dudes you also don't know. I couldn't find much information about this movie, but IMDB assures me that there are at least two UFO cultists and this trailer tells me that it starts off as an intervention.
Last of all comes a strange little teaser for the Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn re-team for Only God Forgives. Gosling is in Bangkok running a Thai boxing club that serves as a front for a family drug business. When his brother dies and his mother arrives to take the body home, Gosling is instructed to get to revenging. There isn't much in the short clip to get excited or disappointed about, but I present it to you nonetheless.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)