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*looks at covers*

PffffwwwHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck are those things supposed to be???? Only January Jones looks good because it's just her in a bra. Those blue and red things look like something a 6 year old makes in art class that you're forced to hang on the fridge and show to company while they say, "Oh, isn't that nice," when they really think your kid might be sub-threshold on the IQ scale.

He's a comic book character who can manipulate metal by sheer will. Don't even bother getting into equal-and-opposite reactions, Groundloop. Sheesh.

Didn't we hear/read/see a while back that the writers/directors of Zombieland were given the reins to Deadpool? Or, was it Robert Rodriguez to direct? Or, both, with the duo writing and the other R-Squared directing? I'd gladly take the latter. And seeing as how I probably won't bother with Green Lantern, I'd be thrilled to get the original R-Squared back, because he's much more appropriate for Wade Wilson than Hal Jordan.

"But it’s an R script"

Riiiiiiiiiiight. Sure it is.

kballs referring to them as "those blue and red things" is forever my new favorite thing on the internets today.

X3 was Ratnerfucked from beginning to end, I don't think I had ever left a movie theater with such anger and betrayal in my heart. The first two were so good!! And I didn't even bother with Wolverine, maybe I shouldn't bother with any spinoffs of it. I'm feeling hope for First Class though, even with the absence of Storm. Black folks can't get no love.

Storm last I checked was a late 80's edition. after all, the Avengers and whatnot had Thor. and Marvel didn't want to feel left behind, so they brought in Ororo, an African thief who could do what Thor did, minus the hammer.

“We took the treatment to Fox and they love it…"

This statement has also been made about:
Garfield
Alvin & the Chipmunks
Max Payne
Gulliver's Travels
Vampires Suck
Marmaduke
The Happening
Dancing With The Stars etc.

(While looking at Fox's IMDB list of films I saw that Die Hard 5 is in pre-production as well as another Alvin & the Chipmunks movie.)

Thanks Markus and RobP, y'all made my morning! I'm just sayin', tho. They switch stuff around all the time, can't my homegirl get some love?

No? Ok, maybe later then...

It’s going to take some creativity to salvage a coherent story out of the wreckage of X3

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Nope, easy: the way to resolve that clusterfuck is a prologue in keeping with the level of quality of the rest of the film: a drooling Rattner appears in a cameo, sits bolt upright in bed, sweating;
'...and then he woke up and it was all a dream. Now, to continue on from where X2 left off.'

Also, he gets raped by whichever mutant it is that rapes sleeping studio hacks. Let's say The Beast.

I think that's the Blackbird, not a helicopter. Just sayin'. They wouldn't have the version that's beefed up with alien tech at this point I guess so Magneto would have to be holding the jet as well as the submarine--assuming his footing makes a difference.

Ahhhh, WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

*ahem*

The Deadpool news has a nice potential to it. And I'm gonna watch this First Class thingy not quite knowing what to expect. But truth be told, McAvoy looks incredibly stupid in that finger-pointing-to-head pose.

Also, X3 was just incredibly bad and let's simply not argue about that, shall we?

Yeah for me? Are you cheering me on? HOORAY!!!! HOORAY FOR KBALLS!!!!

(Thanks, greg! You're swell!)

Also, the Deadpool script IS an R script. It was leaked a few months ago, so if you dont believe me, go find it on the internet and read it for yourselves.

@kballs
yeah for you

I haven't seen a comeback like that since your face.

Well, Marvel let "The Punisher" out with an R rating, so a smaller movie like "Deadpool" might get by with one as well.

Dear Illuminatus,

I'm very sorry if my opinion has offended you so deeply that you felt the need to immediately hurl an insult at me. I truly am sorry. Now to the facts. Just concerning ourselves with Deadpool for now, IMDB, a respected internet repository for all things movie related, lists Marvel Studios as well as Fox as production companies.

As for the rest of your comment, I'm a little confused. At one point you state that "Marvel Studios is the only studio that has been able to make REALLY good CBM's", but of the movies Marvel Studios has been involved in that have actually been released, only Iron Man and Iron Man 2 are generally considered to be "good". Regarding Fox, you state "Its like they dont give a fuck about source material, about who they hire to make the movies (Bryan Singer is a fucking hack and you know it)". Again, general critical opinion is that only X-Men and X2, both helmed by Bryan Singer are considered to be "good" X-Men movies.

I'll have to take your word that the Deadpool script is indeed an R rating as I prefer to read books, and watch movies. That's just how I roll. I notice that you make no statements about it's quality. Also, as a film fan, I'm sure you're aware that rarely if ever does a final draft script go to screen unaltered, especially on a big budget studio film. Many changes are made during production, usually for financial reasons, so we'll all have to wait and see if Deadpool is still an R rating when it's finally released. In 2014.

Yours sincerely,

Groundloop

ps. Go blow a donkey.