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It Would Be Weird if Emily Ratajkowski WASN'T in the 'Entourage' Movie

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | March 5, 2014 | Comments ()


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When your career is built on a foundation of dancing sullenly in a thong, it’s obvious what the next logical step is, right? Entourage movie.

It makes perfect sense. I mean, she does extensive experience working with smarmy douches.

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Ratajkowski (who was named Esquire’s woman of the year due to her vast contributions to all womankind) will be playing a version of herself (of course), and my guess is that her plot line will focus around some sort of clothing shortage crisis. After that, she’ll be acting opposite Batman in David Fincher’s Gone Girl. Because life isn’t fair.


Ugh, need to wash away that cold, clammy feeling brought on by Entourage news and mention of Robin Thicke? This funky banjo should do the trick.


Vivian Kane will probably see ‘Entourage.’ And she’ll probably hate herself.



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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • I don't know. She's extremely attractive, but I find her bland. LIke really good vanilla ice cream - never bad but not my go to flavor.

  • God Of Bal-Sagoth

    Indeed. She has an unquestionably spectacular body, but when you look at her eyes or her facial expression, either in photos or video... it just doesn't really seem like the lights are on, you know?

  • Jim

    Can you acquire an STD via whispering?

  • Andrew

    Nothin' says bluegrass like some people standing in a stark white room.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Who's playing Kevin Dillon's forehead?

  • Brian Merritt

    I suppose this means we'll be seeing more of her. Though I didn't think there was much more of her to see.

  • stella

    Wait. This movie is still happening? I don't get it..

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I realize there's a lot of Very Important Discussions to have about this, but credit where it's due: That woman has a FANTASTIC rack. I'm not sure that's enough of a reason to hand her an acting career, but she is most certainly gifted.

  • DeaconG

    Is that why she's a SI Swimsuit Rookie?

  • Blake Shrapnel

    Because playing it with a banjo makes it LESS rape-y...

  • andreana mccann

    My Uncle Isaac just got a nice 12 month old
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  • Bert_McGurt

    "I bet you can squeal like a chauvinist pig!"

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