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It Swims, It Kills, It's Out There!

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | August 4, 2010 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | August 4, 2010 |


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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bayou...

Never mind those pesky gators - they're being chomped up faster than you can say, "This isn't a normal shark. It swims, it kills and it's out there!" Wait, what? What the hell does a normal shark do? New tagline please.

But I don't need to tell you any more about what fun can be had with the swamp version of Jaws. All you need to know about Swamp Shark is:

a) It's cheesetastic
b) It stars Kristy Swanson, D.B. Sweeney and a gruff Robert Davi as the poor man's Chief Brody.
c) Shaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

And now, I present to you without commercial interruption and yet the seemingly needless appearance of a semi, the Swamp Shark trailer.



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