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Is This The Most Boring Interactive Movie Site Ever?: Grey Enterprises Holdings Wants You!

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | July 29, 2014 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | July 29, 2014 |


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Evil Dead had a website that pulled Facebook friend pictures for some creepy kill commands. The Hunger Games assigned you to a District and gave you a free citizen identification card. Elysium told you that you were too ugly to live with the rich people. Now we have Grey Enterprises Holdings telling you all about Christian Grey’s company and the qualification for his intern program.

Fifty Shades of Grey knows what women want, am I right? Sexy, sexy intern opportunities.

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The tie-in site offers you the chance to apply for a position at Grey’s company so that you can earn badges and the disdain of your friends on social media. Like all good internship programs, this one has a picture of the company’s CEO with his back to you on the website.

As an intern for Grey Enterprises Holdings, you will be asked to complete tasks to earn rewards and unlock exclusive Fifty Shades of Grey content. Register and create your intern profile now to begin your Grey Enterprises experience.

Working for free to promote a terrible, poorly-written, horribly cast, and overwhelmingly stupid movie? SIGN ME UP.


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