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Is Bryce Dallas Howard the Poor Man's Christina Hendricks? Or the Other Way Around?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (30)

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  • Conan O’Brien is set to make his first interview appearance since being shuffled off of NBC. Steve Kroft will interview him on “60 Minutes,” this Sunday. I have no idea what sort of limitations his NBC gag order has on his ability to spill on CBS.

  • Anchorman 2 rumors are getting some new life this week. The hold-up at this point, at least according to the original’s director, Adam McKay, is Paramount, who hasn’t been willing to write a check to put it in production. Obviously, the folks who starred in the original — Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, and Paul Rudd — are going to need much bigger paychecks. (MTV)

  • Roger Ebert, whose Twitter presence has basically made him omnipresent as of late (and no offense, but kind of a dick recently, too) has released the screenplay for a movie he wrote tailored for the Sex Pistols back in the ’70s. Russ Meyer was going to direct. (Fun Fact: There’s a script floating around right now about Russ Meyer and Roger Ebert’s collaboration on Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Who knows if it’ll ever get produced). Here’s the script.

  • There’s been a rash of release date changes that you might want to know about. Kevin James’ not-a-sequel to Paul Blart, Zookeeper has been moved from the fall until the summer of2011 after receiving incredibly high test scores. Meanwhile, the Matt Damon / Emily Blunt thriller, The Adjustment Bureau has been moved from this summer to the fall, where it’s likely much better suited. Zac Efron’s Charlie St. Cloud will move to the July 30th date vacated by The Adjustment Bureau. Meanwhile, David Gordon Green’s medieval comedy Your Highness has been bumped from this fall to next Spring. Finally, Ron Howard’s Cheaters has been assigned a January 2011 release date. That’s not a good month to be released.

  • Here’s another promo image for Twilight Eclipse, meant apparently to make the characters look even less lifelike. (Cinemablend)

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  • Now that the surprise sleeper hit of the year, How to Train Your Dragon, has become the second-highest grosser of 2010, the inevitable sequel has been announced. It’ll arrive in 2013. (Coming Soon)

  • There are also now sequels to Clash of the Titans and Journey to the Center of the Earth (?) in the works. However, in neither case will the original’s director return. They’re both on the fast-track. (Deadline)

  • Paul Reubens has signed on to voice the character of Jokey in the Smurfs movie. (Deadline)

  • Finally, Bryce Dallas Howard has joined the cast of The Help, starring Emma Stone. (More about that project here.) Is Howard’s resemblence to Christina Hendricks completely in my head? Or do all redheads look alike? (Deadline)

    It’s just me, isn’t it?

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    Comments

    Bryce Dallas Howard. Emma Stone. Christina Hendricks.

    Hmmm...I loves me some redheads.

    Of course, most redheads are crazy BUT that's part of the allure.

    There are also now sequels to Clash of the Titans and Journey to the Centre of the Earth (?) in the works.

    Doubt they'll see the light of day. No one's clamoring for them and their costs are so high that they're not getting greenlit without at least a hint of an assurance that they won't tank.

    another promo image for Twilight Eclipse, meant apparently to make the characters look even less lifelike

    For a second there, I thought those were the Twilight Fatheads (the lifesize posters). You mean to tell me those are real photos of them? They look like they just stepped out of Vincent Price's wax museum.

    Posted by: Fredo at April 28, 2010 11:00 AM

    • Well,l I'm a redhead and I don't look like them so either 1. you are wrong or 2. I was cheated.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 28, 2010 11:01 AM

    *bunk*

    Posted by: , at April 28, 2010 11:04 AM

    Christina Hendricks is actually a natural blond. I'm not sure where I was going with that comment.

    Posted by: BWeaves at April 28, 2010 11:04 AM

    I take part of that back. I'm prettier than Ms. Howard. I guess I just go cheated in the chestal region.

    You know women often feel sorry for their friends with large chests: It's uncomfortable, clothing doesn't fit right and they get sore backs and headaches. I'd bet that the gorgeous Christina Hendricks has divets on her shoulders from her undergarments digging in. Am I spoiling the fun?

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 28, 2010 11:05 AM

    It's Russ Meyer. There is no s at the end of his name.
    I read the Ebert/Meyer/Sex Pistols story a couple weeks back (someone linked it when news of McLaren's death broke) and it's pretty hysterical. Sounds like it would've made a howlingly good movie.

    http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/malcolm_meyer_rotten_vicious_m.html

    Posted by: Jerce at April 28, 2010 11:05 AM

    Am I spoiling the fun?

    I stopped reading after the words "Large Chests".

    Posted by: Fredo at April 28, 2010 11:08 AM

    I'm sorry Mrs. Julien I couldn't hear you due to the cleavage. Would you mind repeating that? Nope. Still can't hear you.

    Posted by: admin at April 28, 2010 11:11 AM

    Admin: If you took the nipples out of your ears, perhaps you could hear better.

    Posted by: BWeaves at April 28, 2010 11:13 AM

    Bam!

    Posted by: , at April 28, 2010 11:22 AM

    Is it me or does that Bryce chick's face screams anal?

    Posted by: Pookie at April 28, 2010 11:23 AM

    I am rather disappointed and I feel let down. I had so much respect for Pajiba and then Dustin went and ruined it by putting up such a lame ass pic of Christina Hendrick's Boobage.

    Posted by: peanut at April 28, 2010 11:28 AM

    I'm probably the only one, and I know it's random, but I always thought Bryce Dallas Howard should get together with Collin Hanks. Who's with me?

    Posted by: logar at April 28, 2010 11:29 AM

    Now I'm imagining the heinous love child of a RON Howard and TOM Hanks coupling. Thanks, logar.

    Posted by: admin at April 28, 2010 11:35 AM

    Sorry, Dustin, I don't see the resemblance. So, yeah, I think it is just you. They do have very similar skin colors, but that's pretty much where the resemblance ends. Also? You've met me, I don't look like either of them, so clearly, all red heads don't look alike. Of course, my hair's not naturally red either.

    Posted by: tamatha at April 28, 2010 11:40 AM

    There's no way you can convince me that those aren't the new Twilight dolls that will inevitably follow the release of the movie.

    Also, Jacob, for fuck's sake, invest in shoelaces. You look like an even bigger turd.

    Posted by: figgy at April 28, 2010 12:08 PM

    But figgy, he's getting ready to stomp the yard!

    Posted by: admin at April 28, 2010 12:10 PM

    I'm a redhead too. I do not look like either of those ladies, especially in the boobular department. The crazy part is right, however.

    And Jacob's boots don't have laces because he's just gonna wolf out and this way they can just shoot off like sparkly ejaculate from Edward's vampeen and not ruin another pair of shoes, dur.

    Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 28, 2010 12:16 PM

    Of course, my hair's not naturally red either.

    Mind = blown.

    This changes everything.

    Posted by: TK at April 28, 2010 12:23 PM

    Maybe it's because I fell in love With Bryce after seeing "The Village", but I feel she's quite a bit more stunning than Mrs. Hendricks. And they don't really look alike.

    Such an underrated movie.

    Posted by: Thurgod at April 28, 2010 12:31 PM

    The Village is almost immediately ruined because you know about 15 minutes in what's going on.

    But Christina, Emma, and Bryce? Yeah that gets my Pajiblets tingly. And I don't even dig redheads.

    p.s. The Adjustment Bureau? Does Matt Damon just decide that every other movie he makes should sound like a complete borefest?

    Posted by: D-Day at April 28, 2010 1:10 PM

    Oh, the things I would do to Bryce Dallas Howard.

    Posted by: superasente at April 28, 2010 2:32 PM

    But admin, how can one stomp the yard when one's stinky feet keep flying out of one's shoes because THEY HAVE NO LACES?!

    Posted by: figgy at April 28, 2010 2:34 PM

    And yes, the redheads definitely look pretty similar. They both have very pointy faces, great cheekbones, etc.

    Posted by: figgy at April 28, 2010 2:35 PM

    Bryce is way prettier, if Christina didn't have massive turbojugs nobody would care.

    Posted by: Steph at April 28, 2010 3:01 PM

    I agree with figgy. About both smooshed face and his stupid feet and Howard/Hendricks, and actually their eyes are really similar to me too.

    Posted by: Katers at April 28, 2010 3:03 PM

    Ms. Julien, me, every hetero male on Earth, and Ms. Hendricks all agree that if the bra is digging in uncomfortably, there's a simple goddamn solution, and its not a more supportive bra...

    Posted by: EJ at April 29, 2010 12:12 AM

    The twilight images look like paper dolls. Do those still exist?

    Posted by: E-Money at April 29, 2010 2:26 AM

    "Is it me or does that Bryce chick's face screams anal?"

    Like every other woman where you're concerned, it screams "restraining order". For fuck's sake, go mouth-breathe somewhere else.

    Posted by: Craig at April 29, 2010 8:12 PM

    I am shocked by such redhead on redhead hater-ation. Myself, my red hair and my shoulder divets remain awesome, nonetheless.

    Posted by: california angel at December 1, 2010 3:39 PM