In Which I Come Clean And Reveal The 7 Real Pilots And The 1 Fake

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In Which I Come Clean And Reveal The 7 Real Pilots And 1 Fake

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | February 12, 2013 | Comments ()


Oh, sweetlings! Some of you were quite clever little detectives and some of you just wanted the most horrific/idiotic shows to be the lies. My poor dears. Here is where I either make you feel better or convince you that your plan to curl into the fetal position and sob was probably a smart one.

"Beverly Hills Cop"

True! Eddie Murphy is producing, and may appear, in the CBS drama starring Brandon T. Jackson.



True! It's being touted by ABC as "high concept" because of the one night premise and stars Kate Simses, Mercedes Masohn (pictured), Blake Lee, and Andrew Santino.


"The Donor Party"

True! I know, right? NBC is responsible for this gem that is without a cast so far.

"Giving 110%"

LIE! This one was mine. I bet I could sell it to NBC if I tried.


True! NBC is looking to get their own gritty fairy tale going. They don't have a cast as of yet.

"Holding Patterns"

True! NBC is once again snapping up odd-sounding premises for their comedy line-up. Nothing funnier than surviving a plane crash with your buds and then dealing with the aftermath!

"Girlfriend in a Coma"

True! I'm sorry. NBC has cast Christina Ricci as the Coma Girlfriend in this comedy. Yes. Comedy. I'm trying to think of a funny way to get a comatose woman pregnant and coming up short.


"Sleepy Hollow"

True! Fox might pick up this pilot if all goes well. No cast for this one yet either.

Remember, if you think these are bad, just think of the drivel I didn't share with you.

Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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