In the Latest Poster for Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac,' Shia LaBeouf Searches for Loose Change Inside a Vagina
No one outside of film critic circles is probably going to watch Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, but you have to hand it to the marketing team for their compelling movie posters. If the nightmare O-Faces of Stellen Skarsgaard and Willem Dafoe weren’t inviting enough, the latest movie poster for Nymphomaniac sees Shia LaBeouf confusing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s vagina for reading material. He’s going to be in for a rude awakening when he tries to bookmark his spot.
I guess maybe that this could perhaps possibly but maybe not be considered NSFW, though it’s far less graphic than, say, a Miley Cyrus twerking GIF.
The movie, by the way, will be released in two, two-hour parts, the first in March and the second in April. In both instances, they will arrive on VOD first, which will make it easier to fast-forward to all the good parts, until you realize that it’s a Lars Von Trier film and there aren’t any good parts.
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