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In The Battle Of Batman Vs. Leatherface Vs. Giant Robots, I Think Donnie Yen Wins: A Trade News Round-Up

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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Hi. Here’s a bunch of news some of you will love. Some of you will hate. I don’t give a crap either way, so feel free to bitch away, you miserable whining insects.

DC Universe Animated Original Movies, who have been making some solid-to-stellar animated movies for a while now, have released two images from what will likely be their most closely scrutinized project to date: Batman: Year One. Yowza. That’s a hell of an undertaking, as Frank Miller’s Year One is one of the most highly regarded comic book stories ever. Much of it was incorporated into Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins, but adapting the story as its own feature will be pretty intense. The voice cast will include Bryan Cranston, Ben McKenzie, Eliza Dushku, Katee Sackhoff, and Alex Rocco. Here are the images:

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(via Heat Vision)

Who doesn’t think Donnie Yen is the man? Raise your hands. Now punch yourselves in the throat. Because Donnie Yen is the man. Here, I’ll prove it. Watch this clip from his upcoming movie Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen:

Told ya so.
(h/t: FSR)

Did anyone watch the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? It wasn’t terrible. Wasn’t good, but it was light years ahead of the atrocious The Next Generation, not to mention the awful The New Beginning (which was just torture-porn garbage). But people are gonna keep mining ol’ Leatherface until the sun burns out and the planet dies. Which means that, yes, there’s another Massacre project in the works. Production company Twisted Pictures (the brain trusts behind Saw 1 through 28) have picked up the rights to make any future sequels, and right now they’re in talks with John Luessenhop to direct the next one, which will be called (wait for it) Leatherface 3D. Hooray. Also, this basically means the franchise is fucked even more than it was before, because Luessenhop’s last project? He wrote and directed the stunningly stupid Takers. Sorry, Leatherface.
(via Slashfilm)

I tell ya, it makes me yearn for the good old days:

Hey, there’s a new poster for Transformers: Dark Of The Moon! It’s impressive only in how unimpressive it is. GIANT ROBOTS ON THE MOON ARE INVADING and we get… this.

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Boo, you whore.

Finally, to end this on a positive note, sort of. This is completely not movie-related, other than it demonstrates just how idiotic a concept the idea of Schwarzenegger dual-wielding miniaturized rail guns in Eraser was (besides the general stupidity of the movie and the hysterical fight with James Caan at the end). Here’s footage of an actual rail gun being test fired. It’s pretty interesting.


(via Geeks Are Sexy)









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Comments

Wow. You're up awfully early. Or maybe you always have new posts at 5:30 in the a.m. Should you put a second period after a.m. if that is the end of a sentence? Did you pause after that second a.m. thinking that was the end of that sentence? Maybe it should be ....5:30 in the am. But that seems like 5:30 might be having some kind of existential crisis. It's 5:30 in the morning. Yeah that's better. First win of the day.

Posted by: jesuschrysler at April 21, 2011 6:40 AM

I'm not entirely stupid. It is 5:30 where I am. Or a.m.. whatever...

Posted by: jesuschrysler at April 21, 2011 6:41 AM

Oh SHIT! Are they getting Bryan Cranston for Batman? IS BRYAN CRANSTON'S VOICE GOING TO BE COMING OUT OF BATMAN'S MOUTH?

I've been keeping up with all the DC Animated Originals and they certainly do run the gamut. Batman: Under the Red Hood was superb, but most of the Superman ones have been middling at best. The main thing I like is that they change the voice actors every time so it's not just Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill all over again (don't get me wrong, I love those two, but I like it when they change it up).

So far the results have been interesting. For example, Anne Heche was mindnumbingly horrific as Lois Lane, whereas Mark Harmon was 100% perfect as Superman. But Bryan Cranston as Batman is fucking inspired. I suppose he'd be even better as a Dark Knight Returns Old Man Batman, but I'll take any Cranston Batman I can get.

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2011 7:04 AM

Nope, sorry, Jim. As awesome as that would be, Cranston is voicing Lt. Gordon (who in this story has just transferred to Gotham), while Batman/Bruce Wayne will be voiced by Ben McKenzie.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/batman-year-one-lines-up-179942

Which I guess I can see, as he's only supposed to be mid-20s in this...

Alex Rocco as Carmine Falcone is good.

Posted by: Cody at April 21, 2011 9:03 AM

I find it insulting that you called us insects.

You are out of line, sir.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 21, 2011 9:06 AM

For a brief instant after looking at the header pic, I thought the Joker must have really been hitting the Venom hard.

Imagine Batman coming over to give what he believes the routine ass-whooping he usually hands the Clown Prince of Crime, when suddenly this behemoth, cackling like Mark Hamil, comes rumbling out to face him. Bats would defiantly make a Dark Knight in his Bat-Shorts.

Just needs a little green hair and he'd be perfect.

Posted by: bleujayone at April 21, 2011 9:31 AM

Actually it was "miserable whining insects", which I think is fair.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at April 21, 2011 9:41 AM

I wish Donnie Yen had made sure that the last guy was dead. Perhaps an insurance slash/stab?

Posted by: sars at April 21, 2011 9:42 AM

I'm conflicted on Alex Rocco, I like the guy yet I find his voice-over work extremely distracting. I find myself picturing Charlie Polniaczek, I can't help it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 21, 2011 9:54 AM

I like Alex Rocco in the role, so long as he tones it down a bit. And Bryan Cranston as Gordon is perfect, but he almost didn't take the role because he considered animation an inferior art form. I mean, good for him on coming around (gettin' paid), but damn... that's a stupid thing to admit.

As for the insects bit, well, TK is better than all of us, so it seems apt.

Posted by: RobP at April 21, 2011 10:39 AM

Donnie Yen is cool and all, but Jet Li's dojo fight will forever be the line in the sand for me. (I really don't care for the Bruce Lee version). That, and the scene in the classroom where he takes out the Japanese guy who's about to slap Li's gf.
Donnie Yen as Ip Man, though? AWESOME.

Posted by: Stella at April 21, 2011 10:57 AM

Fuck you, I'm an arachnid. Tired of this conflating bullshit. 'Miserable whining' is correct, but fuck you; arachnid!

Posted by: zeke the pig at April 21, 2011 11:00 AM

Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen is such a weird anti japanese anti colonialism pro chinese propaganda filled nightmare of a movie. It reminded me of that scene in The Patriot where Mel Gibson runs around trying to stab people with the American flag (did that actually happen or did I just make that up?). It would be like if the Bush administration would have gone into the business of making action films where every immigrant in every movie was a muslim terrorist trying to blow up the statue of liberty for no reason other than they're straight up assholes.

Posted by: Joelboy at April 21, 2011 11:42 AM

"that scene in The Patriot where Mel Gibson runs around trying to stab people with the American flag (did that actually happen or did I just make that up?)."

Wasn't that a Family Guy non-sequitur? Shit, now I have to go and watch The Patriot.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 21, 2011 11:56 AM

i heard dushku was voicing batman is what i heard.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2011 12:52 PM

So Donnie Yen is reprising a role he used to do in a TV series called "Fist of Fury." Which in turn is reprising a role that Jet Li played in Fist of Legend. Which in turn is reprising a role that Bruce Lee played in Fist of Fury.

Also, the amount of wire work in that clip was pretty fucking ridiculous. At least Fist of Legend and Fist of Fury looked realistic (and for the most part probably was). That was just insanely stupid.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 21, 2011 2:40 PM

I quite enjoyed the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I thought it was suspenseful and I like Jessica Biel. That said, you can only make so many movies about a guy with a chainsaw before it's boring. (And by so many I mean one.)

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at April 21, 2011 5:00 PM

Donnie Yen is amazing. Check out Wing Chun with Michelle Yeoh, Once Upon a Time in China 2 with Jet Li, or the original HK version of Iron Monkey if you don't believe me.

Posted by: Adam C at April 21, 2011 5:06 PM

Agreed that Donnie Yen is just bloody brilliant, but the rest of this movie is nowhere near as good as that intro. Not that that intro was any good by Donni Yen's standards.

For real Donnie Yen goodness, watch below clip (the good stuff starts at the 3:00 mark)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buITXcldEcY

Posted by: Paul A at April 21, 2011 7:11 PM

Cranston is a perfect fit as Lt. Gordon in "Year One". Frankly I didn't know this was even in production yet. Should've come out sooner.

Jim - I take it you didn't like "All-Star Superman" either? Hell Ii was impressed at how well they shaped all of that story into about 90 minutes.

Posted by: Green Lantern at April 21, 2011 8:45 PM

Donnie Yen was amazing in Ip Man. And call me biased (because I am) but I love a good anti-Japanese propaganda film.

Posted by: denesteak at April 25, 2011 5:45 AM