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In New Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon Still Image, Shia Really Needs to Find a Potty

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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Comments

It's a race to the potty against Adrianne Palicki.

Posted by: sars at March 31, 2011 12:06 PM

Men always have the advantage in these races.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 31, 2011 12:08 PM

Judging by the reactions in the background, he tried a one cheek sneak and it seems to have gotten away from him.

Posted by: Groundloop at March 31, 2011 12:23 PM

I don't know, it looks more like dancing to me. The lady in the background is doing that "raise the roof" thing. Sadly, the other lady can't stand the music.

Posted by: Todd at March 31, 2011 12:23 PM

That's no moon...
That's a office.
/Too geeky of a reference?

Posted by: mtgcolorpie at March 31, 2011 12:23 PM

Can we expect to see any giant, metamorphic robots in this giant, metamorphic robot movie? Hello, hello? Is this thing on? Hellooooo?

:cut to Michael Bay in the edit booth:

Bay: I really hate that man.

Posted by: RobP at March 31, 2011 12:27 PM

RobP, you win.

Also, Dustin, I'm really enjoying these kinds of posts. You don't NEED several thousand words to tear something down.

Posted by: Internet magpie at March 31, 2011 12:35 PM

Jesus. That is one titanic fart.

Posted by: Kballs at March 31, 2011 12:38 PM

I am so sick of seeing Shia LaDoof headlining movies.

I'd suspect that he sold his soul in exchange for money and success but I highly doubt his soul had that much value.

He must have sacrificied orphans to cover the difference or something!

Posted by: MurderBot at March 31, 2011 12:39 PM

Hey! I know the dialog in that scene:

"No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no..."

Posted by: The Mutt at March 31, 2011 12:59 PM

^
hahahahaha.......

Posted by: haplo at March 31, 2011 1:13 PM

Can we expect to see any giant, metamorphic robots in this giant, metamorphic robot movie?

And boobs. Trans-genders (Full title - "Trans-genders III, I will moon you to death!) is all about 'splody robot boobs. I know all my "action figures" had naughty bits that changed form ...

Um, oversharing again? Stuff like this goes on Twitter, right? (Bear with me. I'll get this interwebs thing right eventually.)

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at March 31, 2011 1:21 PM

Correction, BierceAmbrose wins for losing.

Posted by: RobP at March 31, 2011 2:28 PM

Pink Floyd should sue Michael Bay for butchering the title of their album for his crappy film

Posted by: syd at March 31, 2011 2:57 PM

It was nice of them to black bar the eyes of the woman in the background to protect her identity. Now she won't have to tell her friends and family that she was in T:DOTM.

Posted by: walct at March 31, 2011 3:41 PM

It's strange how he does look like he needs to go really bad. That determined look on his face, that awkward, butt clenching way he's running, that t-shirt he has in his hands (in case they run out of toilet paper!), and the windy, possibly stinky destructiveness he's left in his wake.

Posted by: Ellie at March 31, 2011 10:31 PM

I don't know, it looks more like dancing to me. The lady in the background is doing that "raise the roof" thing. Sadly, the other lady can

Posted by: cosplay wigs at April 1, 2011 5:24 AM

Le Beef, as usual looks like he's trying sooo hard. "Gotta look intense! Gotta run at full sprint! Gotta flash puppydog eyes! Gotta squeeze out a tear!"

Bores the bejesus out of me just like Tom Cruise

Posted by: GFab at April 1, 2011 7:53 AM