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I'mma Let You Finish Making Your Jetsons Movie, Kanye, But "Hammer Man" Was The Best Rap/Cartoon Crossover Of All Time

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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Some time ago, in the not-so far away galaxy of Twitter, Kanye West claimed to be the “creative director” on a live-action adaptation of the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon “The Jetsons.” It turned out that the producers at Warner Bros. working on the movie had spoken to West, but merely in an exploratory manner because the musician had been contacting them about the project for years. It’s possible they were just tired of ignoring his rambling voice mail messages.

To be fair, Denise DiNovi, one of those Jetsons producers did describe her initial conversation with West as such: “He gets the whole thing about the future that never was. He sees us living on a precipice of technology — cameras in your eye, your mind as a remote control to fire lasers — and wonders how things are going to break, for good or for bad.” That actually sounds like a rather interesting take, even if they don’t use a nostalgic children’s flick to explore the Singularity concept. DiNovi added that until they had a script, they were just at an, “if you have any ideas, let us know” stage of development.

As of yesterday, Warner Bros. hired two Hollywood rookies, Van Rabicheaux and Evan Susser, to rewrite the screenplay (or one of) that Robert Rodriguez was once slated to direct. So far, the writers have only written an unproduceable mockumentary called Chewie, about the making of the original Star Wars from Peter Mayhew’s perspective that landed them on the so-called “Black List.” Rather than being blacklisted, “Black List” scripts help make the careers of their screenwriters by getting produced, or by being good enough to help the scribes land such posh gigs as doing a pass on the latest soul crushing childhood cash-in. Apparently, that’s a good thing.

Warners ought to just let Kanye do what he wants with the whole Jetsons property, whether it’s making a movie or appropriating the characters and storyline for some new concept album, then turning that into a Broadway musical. And then making that into a movie. Make. It. Happen. WB.

Whatever his role in the final film, West definitely has big shoes to fill. Ahem.


And, in case you were wondering — yes, those paintings in the header are real. They’re in Kanye West’s house. And they’re spectacular:
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Well, outside of the decor, somebody certainly appears to be sampling Neverland Ranch. I think it’s the stuffed animals.

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). He kind of wishes he could afford a similar series of paintings based on “Freakazoid!”. “Darkwing Duck” would also be acceptable.









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Comments

the hammer-man origin song could be much tighter.

sheesh.

Posted by: gp at February 9, 2012 9:41 AM

Shut the hell up greg, you childish, annoying, and resoundingly unfunny twat.

Sorry, I figured I'd get preemptive up in this bitch.

Posted by: Ghisent at February 9, 2012 10:06 AM

I had (fortunately) forgotten about Hammer-Man all this time.

I hate you, Rob, for dredging up this early 90's memory (still love ya Rob).

But yeah, "Hammer-Man" was fucking awful. What were you thinkin', Hammuh?

Posted by: Green Lantern at February 9, 2012 10:13 AM

I wish I could afford a series of similar paintings based on ThunderCats; when I was little, I thought that I could one day be one.

And I had totally erased the existence of and my love for the Hammerman cartoon from my deeply wrinkled brain. My sis and I were all over that on Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at February 9, 2012 10:20 AM

I don't know. I think the world is finally ready for a darker, grittier take on the Jetsons.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at February 9, 2012 10:23 AM

Maybe Rob should just end all of his posts with, "And oh yeah: X-Men 3 sucked."

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at February 9, 2012 10:33 AM

I think the world is finally ready for a darker, grittier take on the Jetsons.

Well, you don't have to be so racist about it.

Posted by: Ghisent at February 9, 2012 10:34 AM

Didn't you see the extended, spindled mutilated edition of Blade Runner? The one where Harrison Ford Voice overs "Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!!"

Posted by: Mrcreosote at February 9, 2012 11:49 AM

greg stopped by yesterday and commented on a post. Said comment included neither injuctions to be fruitful and multiply, nor invocations of autoeroticism.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 9, 2012 1:28 PM

But yeah, "Hammer-Man" was fucking awful. What were you thinkin', Hammuh?

Posted by: Green Lantern at February 9, 2012 10:13 AM

Based on what I know of Hammer from the early 90's, he was probably thinking something like "I'm fucking broke!"

Posted by: Bert at February 9, 2012 1:37 PM

go fuck yourself

Posted by: greg at February 9, 2012 1:45 PM

again

Posted by: greg at February 9, 2012 1:45 PM

*long boring sigh*

Posted by: gp at February 9, 2012 2:59 PM

Oh, greg. Please, baby, please stop doing that. It's not funny and I can't believe that you are really that invested in haranguing an anonymous writer. You're like Andy Kaufman at this point: It's not a joke, if you're the only one laughing.

Is it performance art? Maybe it's performance art. Who's with me? greg is doing performance art. Later, he will bring out a pair of scissors and allow the audience to slowly cut all the letters off his keyboard.

Please see reason, dude. Just move along and participate in the conversation, and all of us living in glass houses will refrain from throwing stones.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 9, 2012 4:27 PM

So, Lily is is saying

Go fuck someone else?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at February 10, 2012 8:06 AM