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By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | October 14, 2011 | Comments ()

Here are a few images from the set of Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel, featuring Mr. Henry Cavill in a stage of undress. What can we surmise from these photos?

Let’s explicate:

Here’s my hunch: It’s the bridge-section of the movie, where Superman grows a beard and begins to question himself and his place in the world. I want to say that he’s at the Kent farm, and he’s hulked out and depressed because General Zod has just killed his parents. It makes sense, right? Except for one thing: That station wagon has Alaska plates, but then, that doesn’t look like an Alaska setting. But, it is cold, because he’s carrying a lot of clothes with him. So, it is Alaska, which suggests the Fortress of Solitude, which is where he’d go to collect his thoughts and grow a beard, right?

I think this one is cracked: Superman flew to his Fortress of Solitude because he’s battling same-sex feelings for General Zod.

Thanks for playing, y’all.

(Via Think McFly)

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