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Images from the Set of Man of Steel: Uh Oh, Superman's Crying

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)

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Here are a few images from the set of Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel, featuring Mr. Henry Cavill in a stage of undress. What can we surmise from these photos?

Let’s explicate:

Here’s my hunch: It’s the bridge-section of the movie, where Superman grows a beard and begins to question himself and his place in the world. I want to say that he’s at the Kent farm, and he’s hulked out and depressed because General Zod has just killed his parents. It makes sense, right? Except for one thing: That station wagon has Alaska plates, but then, that doesn’t look like an Alaska setting. But, it is cold, because he’s carrying a lot of clothes with him. So, it is Alaska, which suggests the Fortress of Solitude, which is where he’d go to collect his thoughts and grow a beard, right?

I think this one is cracked: Superman flew to his Fortress of Solitude because he’s battling same-sex feelings for General Zod.

Thanks for playing, y’all.

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Comments

He is certainly wearing those muscles. My stays suddenly seem especially tight.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 14, 2011 10:09 AM

He's thinking "That Bruce Banner is a fashion ICON!"

Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 14, 2011 10:15 AM

Hamana-hamana-hamana-hamana

Posted by: Sofia at October 14, 2011 10:16 AM

"My stays suddenly seem especially tight."

A new double entendre?

Posted by: OldSchool60 at October 14, 2011 10:29 AM

Look, you elitists asshat, in these harsh economic times many people don't have the means to maintain the mortgage payments on their McFortressofSolitude! It's not Superman's fault that he was a victim of the predatory lending practices of Chase bank, nor is it his fault that people don't have the resources to pay for his services. He's just lucky that his day job allows him to live in any house at all. Superman is now living within the means of Clark Kent's piddly little reporters salary and I respect that. Not every superhero would have the good judgment to swallow their pride and downgrade to a Famhouse of Solitude. Show a little compassion for those who don't have your economic freedom you misbegotten son of a one-percenter.

Posted by: admin at October 14, 2011 10:32 AM

If I were Lois, I'd think long and hard about passing up on the Clark Kent option. *unbuttons collar*

Posted by: Bob Frapples at October 14, 2011 10:33 AM

Anyone else think he looks vaguely like a Cassidy?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 14, 2011 10:33 AM

Sweet Jesus, look at those arms.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 14, 2011 10:52 AM

What kind of razor do ya think he'll eventually use to shave off that scruff? Think an Atra will do it or will he need a Fusion Power?

Posted by: ed newman at October 14, 2011 11:07 AM

Whoa. That is a whole lot of man.

I could suddenly go for a weekend in the Farmhouse of Solitude.

Posted by: nix at October 14, 2011 11:17 AM

I am feeling a wholly new and titllatingly surprising interest in Superman. Yes, please to more like this.

Posted by: Lipton at October 14, 2011 11:30 AM

Since when is Sabretooth a DC character?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at October 14, 2011 11:43 AM

Ladies. Ladies.

Those arms are meant for carrying heavy objects and generally supporting everyday life.

Please. Please. Do not look at them as sexual objects.

Arms are meant for lifting.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 14, 2011 12:00 PM

...but then, that doesn’t look like an Alaska setting.

And you came to this conclusion how? Because there aren't Eskimos building an igloo in the background that clearly should be covered in snow, while Superman skins a narwhal on an ice shanty porch?

Not enough hippies scrubbing down oil-soaked pelicans while chewing on dried sardines?

Posted by: PissBoy at October 14, 2011 12:20 PM

Superman has HAIR ON HIS CHEST.

I approve of Superman.

Posted by: Figgy at October 14, 2011 12:30 PM

And those arms. Holy Godtopus.

Posted by: Figgy at October 14, 2011 12:32 PM

Uh, YEAH, Deist, lifting things like womens as he takes them into his...boudoir of non-solitude. Dur.

Posted by: Figgy at October 14, 2011 12:38 PM

Do hippies eat fish? Wouldn't they be chewing on caramelized plant protein or whatever its called?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 14, 2011 12:43 PM

Ladies, you're drooling.

No, not on your mouth.

Posted by: superasente is gross at October 14, 2011 12:45 PM

A grammatical error! Do you see how overcome I am by the Man of Steel's deliciously hirsute brawniness?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 14, 2011 12:47 PM

If I fucking slip on a snail trail in here Rowles, I'm suing the shit out of this site!

Posted by: admin at October 14, 2011 1:23 PM

Wow. Just wow.

::adds See MAN OF STEEL to iCal::

Posted by: bombscribe at October 14, 2011 3:34 PM

I've always thought Superman was a douche. Now I think I want to use Superman as a douche. Get it? IN MY VAGINA!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at October 14, 2011 5:53 PM

Mercy.

Posted by: MM at October 14, 2011 7:03 PM

Eh, he's OK (I only said that to get a rise out of Figgy).

Posted by: Kolby at October 14, 2011 7:38 PM

Your opinion is a moo point.

Posted by: Figgy at October 14, 2011 8:03 PM

Your opinion is a moo point.

Posted by: Figgy at October 14, 2011 8:03 PM

Are you calling Kolby a cow?? Them's fighting words! Get her, Kolby.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 14, 2011 9:21 PM

As a straight dude who is usually content with my level of physical appeal, I must admit that these photos make me vaguely angry and confused.

Posted by: firedmyass at October 15, 2011 6:58 PM