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Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at July 30, 2010 11:09 AM
Cillian Murphy is awesome. Ok, not hot so much, but such a good actor. Saw him in "Peacock" last week - he was amazing in it.
Lindelof can go suck a bag o' dicks, tho.
Posted by: Chickaboom at July 30, 2010 11:10 AM
The robot fought alongside Terry Roosevelt and Lawrence of Arabia
Terry Roosevelt and the Absorbent Riders wore terrycloth breeches and were from Terre Haute. They were quite heroic, but I believe you meant "Teddy."
Posted by: mswas at July 30, 2010 11:13 AM
Ooh I like the sound of The Retreat. And it's British? Our film industry does still have life then.
I thought he was hot in 28 Days Later, haven't really seen it since.
Posted by: Carrie at July 30, 2010 11:17 AM
Cillian Murphy is attractive in a weird, almost-but-not-quite Jonathon Rhys Meyers kinda way. I've seen his peen. Oddly, this sounds somewhat reminiscent of another movie he was in.....?
Lindelof....you scarred me for life. I don't know that I trust you anymore.
I'll be the oddball.... Boilerplate actually sounds like it COULD be fun...but I remain skeptical.
Posted by: dammitjanet at July 30, 2010 11:17 AM
Yeah, that "Red Eye" movie kinda lost me when I was supposed to believe in choosing national security over the mile-high club.
yeaaaaaaaah.
Posted by: twig at July 30, 2010 11:18 AM
Um, also, David Tennant is in it. Am sold.
Posted by: Carrie at July 30, 2010 11:18 AM
I was never turned on by creepy Cillian. Red Eye, Inception, and Batman-movie Cillian = not hot. SO not.
He has to be un-creepy (Sunshine, Wind/Barley, 28 Days Later) to be hot, IME.
Whether he's creepy or hot in Retreat remains to be seen--and I will be the judge, I tell you.
Posted by: Ranylt at July 30, 2010 11:18 AM
mswas ftw
Posted by: dammitjanet at July 30, 2010 11:18 AM
I'll Say It. Cillian Murphy Is Not Hot. He's Just Plain Ass Creepy. Period.
THANK YOU!!! I do not understand that attraction!
“adventures of a real-life swashbuckling figure”
Nothing beats Steve the Pirate, as played by my dream-lover.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 30, 2010 11:18 AM
Ho ho ho, that was teddibly funny mswas.
Posted by: D-Day at July 30, 2010 11:19 AM
Kind of like casting Sean "I melt panties with my mind" Bean as the Hitcher.
Posted by: twig at July 30, 2010 11:19 AM
Cillian Murphy has nice eyes ("nice" as in, "attractive"). He's kind of unconventionally hot. Kinda rangy. Some women like that. And the accent certainly doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Slash at July 30, 2010 11:19 AM
I'll just post this about Boilerplate...
Posted by: Adam C. at July 30, 2010 11:22 AM
I don't get the attraction either. One of my friend's says that her boyfriend looks like Cilian Murphy, and I guess I can kinda see it, but I don't get how it's a good thing.
Posted by: denesteak at July 30, 2010 11:24 AM
Terry Roosevelt was a bad ass president
Posted by: Riles at July 30, 2010 11:32 AM
I used to think Cilian Murphy was creepy. Then I saw Inception. That was enough to convert me.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Now that's creepy. Ugh. He's got serial killer eyes.
Posted by: Scully at July 30, 2010 11:37 AM
Regardless of what you call him, Roosevelt will singlehandedly win a war, drink a fifth of 200 proof Scotch, take down a herd of mammoth with a slingshot, then bang your mom while your girlfriend masturbates in the corner. He was THAT FUCKING AWESOME.
Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2010 11:43 AM
Cillian Murphy IS creepy. And also hot. Don't ask me to explain that because I can't.
Posted by: Katie at July 30, 2010 11:49 AM
Ooh that first one sounds really fun. And Dustin, who says that creepy can't be inexplicable attractive? We had an SRL about it and everything! I personally found him incredibly attractive in Batman Begins. With the glasses and the hair and the insanity? Yow!
In short: women are weird.
Posted by: figgy at July 30, 2010 11:49 AM
I'll Say It. Cillian Murphy Is Not Hot. He's Just Plain Ass Creepy. Period.
You lie!
Posted by: MM at July 30, 2010 11:50 AM
Seriously? the jawline... the cheekbones... the eyes... the lips, ohgod the lips....
BOUDOIR.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at July 30, 2010 11:51 AM
Totally Creepy. THANK YOU.
Posted by: tar at July 30, 2010 11:58 AM
He's got serial killer eyes.
JRM's got STAINS eyes!
Murphy is creepy, which is why I love his Scarecrow. I was so happy he got to come back. He could do the same thing as Michael Emerson: things that sound creepy when Cillian Murphy says them.
Posted by: Jay at July 30, 2010 12:01 PM
My checklist for finding someone attractive:
__ Not blubberous, but not a body-builder.
__ Not orange.
__ Has nice eyes. (This is most important)
__ Looks clean. Or is able to pull of careless in a non-greasy way.
__ Looks dapper in a suit.
__ Not bland. Dear lord, not bland. But no Sloths or Quasimodos either
Yep, Cillian Murphy is indeed attractive.
Posted by: penelope at July 30, 2010 12:01 PM
Cillian can get all creepy on me. Yummmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Wendy at July 30, 2010 12:06 PM
Not orange.
Once you go orange, you never go back.
Posted by: Garfield at July 30, 2010 12:08 PM
CILLIAN = HOT.
Posted by: Cindy at July 30, 2010 12:18 PM
My checklist for finding someone attractive:
__ Soft like a marshmallow, but not too much of a bamboo body.
__ Black and white.
__ Has nice eyes... surrounded by black fur. (This is most important)
__ Looks sad. But still has a little fight left in 'em.
__ Looks like they're already wearing one of those baseball tees.
__ Not bland. Dear lord, not bland. But no Sloths or Marmosets either.
Yep, sad panda Dustin's is indeed getting raped.
Wait, what were you guys talking about?
Posted by: jM at July 30, 2010 12:27 PM
Cillian Murphy is fucking beautiful
Posted by: Steph at July 30, 2010 12:28 PM
This sounds like the Keamy debate all over again. I was down with the Keamy, but I'm with DR on this one. Cillian Murphy is creepy. Rhys-Meyers is not creepy so much as skeevy.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 30, 2010 12:30 PM
The Walking Dead. Meanwhile, I just realized that the first season will only be six episodes, which makes me a sad panda because I was hoping for at least 12 episodes.
Did everyone else pass over that so they could discuss whether a dude who would have no problem playing a holocaust victim is hot or not?
In response to the news that The Walking Dead will only be 6 episodes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 30, 2010 12:37 PM
Cillian Murphy is gorgeous in the way Christopher Walkin was when he was young.
creepily.
and I dig.
Posted by: lavenderstain at July 30, 2010 1:00 PM
Nope. He's hot. I used to find him creepy (albeit a fantastic actor), but Inception made me see the light. What a fool I was all these years.
If David Tennant is still in this movie..yeah. Consider my ticket purchased.
Posted by: lindsaco at July 30, 2010 1:06 PM
Wait, you didn't mention that Tennant was/might be in this movie! That changes things a bit....
*drool
Posted by: dammitjanet at July 30, 2010 1:18 PM
Now, Dustin, we all know who won last season of Survivor (well, all Survivor fans know), even if those who splooge all over Russell don't like to admit it.
Posted by: Todd at July 30, 2010 1:21 PM
Kballs...ftw
Posted by: Riles at July 30, 2010 1:34 PM
Stop posting blasphemy (i.e.Cillian Murphy is not hot) to get page views. He is creepy, but in the bangable way.
Posted by: Whitney at July 30, 2010 1:41 PM
I'm not really a superlative-type person, so this is major for me. I believe Cillian Murphy is the best-looking male actor out there today. I would actually put him on par with James Spader - that, too, is major for me.
There, I've said it.
Posted by: samantha t at July 30, 2010 2:41 PM
Why does Kevin Smith continue to make movies?!
Posted by: Neo at July 30, 2010 4:42 PM
i will cut you in your sleep rowles. cillian murphy is the hottest peice of hot to ever hot a hot....hot.
Posted by: citizen_cris at July 30, 2010 6:14 PM
Cillian Murphy is creepy hot, that perfect combination of sinister and beautiful. Creepy hot outdoes conventional hot any day.
Posted by: kimk at July 30, 2010 10:02 PM
Deadline is reporting that Zach Galifianakis is attached not to Reply All, a comedy about a man who says something he shouldn’t have in an email and replies all, only to learn that his family, co-workers, and friends all saw the email.
They're reporting that Zachie G turned down a part? Or am I being stupid in paying attention to every word in that sentence?
Posted by: SaBrina at July 30, 2010 11:24 PM
Oh, Jm, thank you. What would pajiba be without you and panda-rape?
Posted by: rezcat at July 31, 2010 1:09 AM
Cillian Murphy is yummy.
Posted by: New Guy at July 31, 2010 4:16 AM
You need a hyphen in the title.
Cillian Murphy Is Not Hot. He's Just Plain Ass-Creepy.
There.
Posted by: hilary at July 31, 2010 9:58 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Sugarmommamatch. C O M ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
May December relationships are becoming more and more hot and attractive. You need to
look no further than Hollywood to see the trend. Millions of them. More famously,
Demi and Ashton, Naomi Watts and Heath Ledger, Joan Collins and her hubby, Cameron
and Justin, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins
Posted by: mary at July 31, 2010 12:15 PM
Cillian Murphy is absurdly hot. I don't think he's creepy at all. Those cheekbones, those lips and those eyes. I'm all about it.
Posted by: Sassafrass Green at July 31, 2010 10:25 PM
Fell in love with Cillian Murphy way back in 2001 with "Disco Pigs" ... I just wanted to be his "Runt."
Posted by: Betty at August 1, 2010 2:29 AM
Cillian Murphy is not "hot."
Cillian Murphy is ethereally, disturbingly, almost inhumanly beautiful, like a fallen angel, perhaps, or a changeling from the Fair Folk.
It doesn't hurt that he's a terrific actor and fascinating to watch.
I think it's a combination of his odd beauty and his acting talent that makes his villains so compelling and memorable.
I would watch him do anything.
Posted by: Jerce at August 1, 2010 12:44 PM
ethereally, disturbingly, almost inhumanly beautiful, like a fallen angel, perhaps, or a changeling from the Fair Folk.
Perfect.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at August 2, 2010 8:58 AM
Unless you have a penis, you're barkin' up the wrong tree, ladies.
But by all means, ogle away!
Posted by: Reno at August 2, 2010 5:32 PM
I agree with Jerce 1,000 percent.
I also love that despite the lack of discussion regarding Cillian Murphy's role in Inception in most reviews, several people above noted that they came over to TEAM CILLIAN after watching it.
Posted by: Less Lee Moore at August 5, 2010 12:06 PM
huh? what does that even mean?
Posted by: @reno at August 5, 2010 10:51 PM
Cillian is totally, 100% hot.
he's also absurdly and achingly beautiful.
He actualy hurts my eyes to look at him.
I LOVE him as a villan, Cillian as Dr Crane is my top crush ever. He's so deliciously snooty. and those fucking glasses he wears makes him so fucking sexy.
I would become the most deviant, perverse woman alive if I had my way with him....sigh.
Cillian is so hot we should all be afraid he doesn't so supernova and blow up the planet!!
Posted by: Lucy at August 12, 2010 10:50 AM
CILLIAN MURPHY IS TOTALLY HOT NOT CREEPY YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH