If These Were Your Siblings You Wouldn’t Even Care That They’re ALWAYS MESSING WITH YOUR STUFF
If you needed further proof that you were totally switched at birth (your parents just don’t, like, get you), let me present the family you should have been born into.
Linda Cardellini (aka Lindsay Weir, aka the Mad Men reference I would make if I weren’t SO FAR BEHIND) will join Kyle Chandler (your alone time thoughts) to play siblings in an untitled psychological thriller for Netflix, from the team behind Damages.
And to top it off, this is their mother.
I’m stoked. Netflix original programming is pretty much golden right now and rumor is Kyle Chandler had his pick of pilots this year. So if this is what he went with, I think odds are good that it’s going to be binge-worthy. Plus, can you imagine childhood roadtrips with these two? Who do you think was the taunter, the one always crossing over onto the other’s side of the backseat, whispering “I’m not touching you!” so Mom can’t hear? My money’s on Cardellini.
Vivian Kane has two brothers and therefore always wants to know why you’re hitting yourself. Waves of nostalgia can occasionally be found here.
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