If I Were John Cusack

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | May 27, 2009 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | May 27, 2009 |


An illustrious reader of ours, Kristen sent me this video a few days ago, and I thought I'd hold it until a particularly slow news day. Well, you've seen the crap I've already had to write today, so obviously that slow day has come. But worry not: We have some great reviews coming up this afternoon.

The song, a catchy little ditty by Dr. Pants, is called "If I Were John Cusack." And if I were John Cusack, I'd stop being an alleged douchebag in public and I'd finally get off my ass and write the script for that Grosse Point Blank sequel I've been talking about for a decade.

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