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I Threw That Sh*t Before I Walked In The Room!

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)

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Michael Jai White twooshed the other day about the realistic possibility for a Black Dynamite sequel. (Dyn-o-mite, Dyn-o-mite!) Unless you’re a terrible, terrible, just-the-worst-kind-of person who hates good things and black people, this is probably the best news you’ve heard since Roscoe forsook chili and donuts for chicken and waffles.

White’s promised that “it will be even blacker and more dynamitey!” He’s had the idea since they completed the first one, and they’ve rumorized that it could be a running franchise.

Now, you know my undying love for this biophysical transmogrification of a film and my undying quest for defeating kung fu treachery. Black Dynamite was totally ridiculous, but incredible amounts of fun, as it never took itself too seriously. So I am a wee bit trepidatious towards them losing their groove in the second films. I felt like he threw everything he possibly had at the first film. But I trust White not to fuck things up. So long as he keeps to the spirit of the first flick, we should be safe.

And if you haven’t seen Black Dynamite yet, you’re missing out on the best loving you’ve ever had. Check it out on Netflix Instant.









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Comments

Hush, mama. You gon' wake the rest of the bitches.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 23, 2010 10:40 AM

Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

Posted by: Scully at August 23, 2010 10:50 AM

Good news? I'll take it!

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet.

Posted by: jM at August 23, 2010 10:50 AM

Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 23, 2010 10:51 AM

Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete, with his hot ass coat hangers. Would ya like that, bitch?!

Posted by: Trouble at August 23, 2010 10:52 AM

You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man, I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?

Posted by: admin at August 23, 2010 10:57 AM

Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties.

Posted by: Kballs at August 23, 2010 11:04 AM

You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers!

Posted by: Kballs at August 23, 2010 11:07 AM

Bitch, Nah!

Posted by: pastor of muppets at August 23, 2010 11:09 AM

The news and the comments have already made my morning.

Posted by: figgy at August 23, 2010 11:21 AM

Man, I wanted to like Black Dynamite but I couldn't sit through more than the first 15 minutes. I think the fact that I watched a few of the original Blaxploitation movies back in the 70's kind of ruined it for me. I was already over it because they were already parodies.

Blackula, anyone? With vampires being the latest thing, I'm surprised this hasn't been remade. It would be incredible.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 23, 2010 11:26 AM

I thought they had, BWeaves. I think it was called Vampire in Brooklyn.

Posted by: admin at August 23, 2010 11:40 AM

"They might be bigger than you and they might be bigger that me, but they ain't bigger than you and me, you dig?"

"...I think so."

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Posted by: wolton at August 23, 2010 11:56 AM

Is it wrong that I immediately recognized the Who's The Boss reference in the spambots post?

Posted by: Even Stevens at August 23, 2010 12:25 PM

Hah! I threw all that shit before I walked in the room!

Posted by: seeder at August 23, 2010 12:28 PM

Are you dealin brotha? Cuz I need my smack and I need it now.

Posted by: schrome at August 23, 2010 2:29 PM

SHOWTIME, MOTHERFUCKER!

Posted by: DoctorControversy at August 23, 2010 2:46 PM

He should just make Spawn 2 instead.

Posted by: Damian at August 23, 2010 3:34 PM

After seeing this movie for the first time (and having to pause and re-watch certain scenes because I was laughing too hard), I think I ended up watching it maybe 4-5 more times over the following week, just showing it to any of my friends who would sit and watch. This is indeed good news, hopefully it will be just as over the top and exaggerated as the first. I still laugh just thinking about the scene where Black Dynamite and Crew are storming the warehouse, and BD unleashes the most ridiculous kick into an unsuspecting crony's head...

Posted by: danny at August 23, 2010 4:26 PM

He should just make Spawn 2 instead.

No, he most definitely should not. Ever. Let us wipe that movie from our collective memory.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at August 23, 2010 4:47 PM

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When you pop the top ...
The panties drop

Posted by: Ms MoMo at August 23, 2010 6:57 PM

"What else melts in your mouth?"

"M&Ms!"

"And not in yo hands"

Posted by: Fredo at August 23, 2010 10:40 PM