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I See a Very Strange Film in Your Future

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (7)



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A thriller that sounds more like a comedy? I just don’t know about this one. Buried director Rodrigo Cortés has come up with his next project, a psychological thriller he wrote himself. Red Lights will star Sigourney Weaver as a psychologist studying paranormal activity. Sounds fine so far but here comes the funny part: somewhere along the way, she and her assistant are led to investigate renowned psychic, Robert De Niro. So now, give yourself a moment and just try to imagine taking De Niro seriously as a psychic. Can’t do it, right? I know I can’t. My head keeps putting him in a ridiculous outfit, bandanna wrapped around his head, sitting in front of a crystal ball and speaking in his usual New Yawk accent. “Lemme tell you whadIsee. I see you geddin’ ya head bashed in and stuffed into a trunk. I see fishes. Swimmin’.” I picture him trying to be serious, but me laughing inappropriately. I see him trying to get Sigourney in bed. I see Sigourney laughing inappropriately too.

Then again, Cortés seems to have made a compelling 100 minute film around the impossible situation of a dude stuck in a coffin. So what do I know?

I’m envisioning Ricky Gervais as the assistant and Lily Tomlin as a whacky secretary…









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Comments

Well I'll be forked if I let this sit here with no comments. I can talk to myself you know.

Posted by: Cindy at October 15, 2010 7:22 PM

I can see it. Did you see his turn as Captain Shakespeare in Stardust? He was weird, man. He can do eet!

Love the title and picture. I can hear Bobby D.'s intonation.

Posted by: stopthemadness at October 15, 2010 8:31 PM

Forked? Wanna spoon?

Posted by: stopthemadness at October 15, 2010 8:32 PM

I didn't see that. He's taking on some interesting roles these days.

Wanna spoon?

Absolutely. My plate or yours?

Posted by: Cindy at October 15, 2010 8:54 PM

Ha! You. You're very clever!

::wags finger::

Posted by: stopthemadness at October 16, 2010 4:35 AM

The little dog laughed to see such sport
And he took the knife and filleted the spoon
And ball-gagged and duct-taped the dish and put her in the trunk ...

At least that's how my mom always read that one to me.

Posted by: , at October 16, 2010 10:12 AM

That does not sound nice at all Daddy-O!

Posted by: Cindy at October 16, 2010 9:42 PM