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No, It's Pronounced "Fronkensteen"

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (24)



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What do you do when you run out of monster movie ideas? What about when you run out of comic books? Well, you start adapting comic books about monsters. I, Frankenstein, the comic written by Kevin Grevioux for Darkstorm Comics, is being adapted by Grevioux himself. It’s a modern retelling of the legend of Frankenstein’s monster,complete with vampires and werewolves and other classic baddies, all somewhat updated. There’s always been great potential with this particular tale, but Hollywood has, for the most part, consistently screwed up every attempt to put the Mary Shelley’s character on film. In fact, out of the ones I’ve seen, the only two that I genuinely enjoyed were the 1931 Karloff film Frankenstein, and Mel Brooks’s Young Frankenstein. Don’t even get me started on Branagh’s kooky, ambitious disaster or worse, his portrayal in the horrific Van Helsing,

Regardless, I suppose I’m inevitably drawn to the idea, and see most of the movies based on the monster. This one has some intriguing bits to it — it was originally written, and is being adapted by, Grevioux, who also created the Underworld series. So while those aren’t consistently good, he’s a man who clearly has a genuine interest in the genre. Grevioux is an interesting dude — he acted in the first and third Underworld movies, co-created them, and… he’s also one scary looking motherfucker. No, really:
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In any event, there’s a pretty good interview with him over at Shock Till You Drop that explains more about the project.

Oh, and…









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Comments

Blücher!!

:whinny:

Posted by: Julie at April 20, 2009 10:27 AM

Uh, have we forgotten Frankenstein's Monster in Monster Squad? Did that not entertain you?!? /sarcasm

Anyway, I hope that FM doesn't get overly CGI'd into a glowing green fail monster like The Hulk has been.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 20, 2009 10:30 AM

RAZE!!! I LOVE YOU!

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2009 10:36 AM

So, does this mean that the next time we see Shelley's creature on screen he'll be ridiculously shredded but will sound like the retarded kid in class that had a moustache in the third grade? Sweet!

Posted by: manny at April 20, 2009 10:42 AM

In fact, out of the ones I’ve seen, the only two that I genuinely enjoyed were the 1931 Karloff film Frankenstein, and Mel Brooks’s Young Frankenstein

Then you must not have seen Frankenstein Unbound. I suggest you do so immediately or sooner.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 20, 2009 10:46 AM

Didn't somebody once do a ... I think it was a made-for-TV version, where the monster didn't look like a monster at all but like a regular guy with a couple electrodes in his neck?

I mean, a regular guy with electrodes in his neck and an eNORmous schwannshtukker.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 20, 2009 10:50 AM

AvB - You're joking, right? Because... snore.

However, Monster Squad is a good call, Ladybits.

Posted by: TK at April 20, 2009 10:52 AM

Really? Snore? I was laughing WAY too hard at that one to snore through it.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 20, 2009 11:01 AM

"What knockers!"

"Oh! Sank you, Doctow."

Posted by: Sean at April 20, 2009 11:04 AM

I am excited by this. This excites me.

And now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for a nap at my desk.


I wish.

Posted by: Snath at April 20, 2009 11:05 AM

"Eeeeee vill rue de day eee vas bern a Fraggenstine!"

"What???"

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 20, 2009 11:16 AM

Looking at my post, I'm not sure why I put a sarcasm tag on it. Strange. But, hey, Monster Squad rules your nards.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 20, 2009 11:19 AM

I've been waiting in vain for some one to make a film of Mary Shelly's book. You know, the story with no castle, no lightning, no Igor, no Baron Von's, no torch & pitchfork peasants, burning windmills or speechless, grunting creature.
(DeNiro just didn't cut it for me).
Yeah, like that's gonna happen...

Posted by: dirt monkey at April 20, 2009 12:00 PM

Shhhhhh! You guys keep it down with all that Monster Squad talk. They might hear you and remake it.

Posted by: Alex at April 20, 2009 12:06 PM

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?

Posted by: Lucas at April 20, 2009 12:20 PM

Uuuuuuuutnnnnnn nnnnnnnn eeeee Rtttzzzzzzzzz!

Posted by: Snath at April 20, 2009 12:37 PM

I hope they adapt "Doc Frankenstein," which might be the mostly blatantly blasphemous work of literature since the Necromicon.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 20, 2009 1:00 PM

"Werewolf."

"Werewolf?"

"There wolf. There castle."

Posted by: Geetch at April 20, 2009 1:27 PM

I thought Boltneck was amusing. High school kid accidentally kills bully, tries to "fix" it, puts brain of convict inside.
Ryan Reynolds plays the monster. It was a sexy thing.

Posted by: Sharon at April 20, 2009 2:32 PM

ah, thank you TK. I so needed that clip this afternoon.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 20, 2009 3:11 PM

TCFN as bucdaddy, is that the one that's set on a luxury liner (I think) and the monster is really kind of hot and there's a lady that wears a wide fabric choker to hide the scar on her neck where her head was sewn on??? Definitely made-for-TV although I can't recall the name. I loved it as a kid.

Posted by: Elsie at April 20, 2009 4:45 PM

A quick imdb search shows that the name is "Frankenstein: The True Story". It was apparently a two-part miniseries and the woman with the neck issue was played by Jane Seymour.

Posted by: Elsie at April 20, 2009 4:47 PM

".....sed-a-GIVE?!?!?"

Posted by: Robert Sims at April 20, 2009 10:23 PM

Jane Seymour as the monster? I can see that. There's something wrong with her face. I mean look:

http://www.tkbbblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jane_seymour.jpg

Her eyes are too far from her nose or something (she's sewn together from two heads?).

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 20, 2009 10:55 PM


















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