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June 20, 2007

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“Veronica” may be dead, but she still hasn’t worked her way out of my roundups. While the TV show is most assuredly kaput, the show’s creator (Rob Thomas who, as I told you last week, is now in charge of ABC’s midseason “Miss/Guided”) has said that he might try to turn the caustic/sweetheart P.I.’s adventures into a comic book tale (ala “Buffy”) or a big screen adventure. He’s in talks with DC Comics over the comic angle, and while the comic would probably be fun enough, providing a more than adequate outlet for the writer’s excellent dialogue, I’m not sure it would click without the energy of the actual cast. Plus, the teen P.I. thing (or even the mid-20’s FBI agent thing) doesn’t seem to “fit” comics as well as something like “Buffy.” A movie, of course, would solve my concerns about the cast and so, to the extent I need to root for one over the other, that’s where my rooting energies shall go (and it has nothing — no sir, nothing — to do with wanting to see more of Kristen Bell on the big screen). And in one other little piece of “Veronica” gossip for those who care about behind-the-scenes stuff, Thomas also said that he didn’t think the call to cancel/renew the show was solely in Dawn Ostroff’s hands over at the CW because the CW’s Papa Bear (CBS’ head man in charge, Les Moonves) was apparently down on the show and simply didn’t want it to continue. So it sounds like the cards were really stacked against “Veronica” from the get go.

Speaking of stacked (hey-yo!), y’all remember Coral from “The Real World” and the “Real World/Road Rule Challenges,” right? Angry black chick with a big rack who likes to “beat bitches.” Well she’s been sorely missed from the last few “Challenges,” having declined to appear on the last two. However, glory be, she says she’s “contemplating going on the next one.” But she’s also waffling because — at the ripe age of 28 — she feels she’s starting to get too old to hang out with all those 19-year-old. Plus, she says that it’s all “very stressful” and that “I just don’t feel like going to Mexico to cuss a bunch of people out.” Well frankly, Coral my dear, I don’t give a damn. It’s not your choice to make anymore. You chose to create this ridiculously entertaining reality TV character you’ve turned into, and you now have a duty to continue to entertain us. Doubly so now that you may be a lesbian (she tells Outlook magazine that her sexuality is “cloudy” and that she’s “definitely venturing toward my lesbian qualities”).

Now while I think keeping “Veronica” alive is a good thing, and “resurrecting” Coral back onto the “Challenges” is an equally good thing, it turns out that some things are better left dead. (Slight spoiler alert for next year’s final run of “Scrubs.”) As “Scrubs” fans may recall, the show made quite a big deal last season of killing off nurse Laverne Roberts, the soulful, singing nurse who was often the voice of sarcastic reason in the hospital. Well it seems that the show’s creator, Bill Lawrence, felt bad about taking work opportunities away from Aloma Wright, the actress behind Laverne, and he promised her a way back onto the show if a seventh season arose. And as the show came back from the dead, so too shall Laverne. Only, it’ll be in the form of … sigh … a twin sister. Named. Shirley. The only interesting thing about this is that Shirley is slated to be a polar opposite of Lavern, as she’ll be a religious skeptic who’s also an alcoholic. I’m sure it’ll be fun to see Wright take on that role, but this is all just too stuntish for me, even if it’s not actually intended to be a stunt but just a way to keep Wright gainfully employed (and coupled with the increased over-the-top wackiness and slow decline in quality of last season, I’m really hoping this show doesn’t peter out before reaching the finish line).

Hey, do any of you still watch “Boston Legal?” Bueller? Bueller? (Here! Here! — DR) Well, to those five of you who do watch and care, it sounds like you’re in for a bit of a different show next year, as four cast members have been released. Say goodbye to Julie Bowen (the only of the four I even knew was on the show), Rene Auberjonois, and two people I ain’t never even heard of (Mark Valley and Constance Zimmer). But in return, you get to say hello to Tara Summer (another one I ain’t never heard of) and John Larroquette (who won’t be playing the same role he had on “The Practice” and, sadly, also won’t be reprising the role of Dan Fielding). So, uhm, yeah.

Meanwhile, ABC has already run into a touch of trouble with one of its new fall shows, “Sam I Am.” That’s the (alleged) comedy with Christina Applegate as an amnesiac who tries to lead a better life. Well, the show’s got a new name now, and shall heretofore be known as “Samantha Be Good.” Seems that the Dr. Seuss estate wasn’t so keen on the title and refused to give the Alphabet any rights. Truthfully, I’m not sure that the estate could’ve done anything to actually prevent ABC from using the title, because you can’t copyright a title, but ABC decided to play it safe. Of course, the true beauty of this new title is that critics won’t have to work to come up with ever-so-clever titles for their fall reviews panning the show (I’m going out on a wild limb by presupposing that this show will, in fact, blow, but it is an ABC comedy after all).

And lastly, rumors are flying that the NBC big cheeses are making a hard press to get Jon Stewart to make the network jump and take over the post-“The Tonight Show” slot when his Comedy Central contract runs out at the end of next year. I know a lot of people would love to see Stewart jump to late night network TV and actually succeed at it this time, but I have to be truthful here and say that I hope he eventually enters into a new contract with Comedy Central and stays put. Sure, he’d get more cash and exposure over at NBC, but I don’t think the show would be able to get away with some of what “The Daily Show” gets away with. He and his crew seem to have relatively autonomous creative control, and that’s the kind of freedom that really only comes with a basic cable show. And I want whatever he does to be the best it can be for my own personal entertainment, and I really think that’s more likely to be “The Daily Show” than some shoe-horned network late night talk show.

If you didn’t watch “Robot Chicken: Star Wars” over the weekend, shame on you. It was highly entertaining. I suggest you watch this clip right now (probably my favorite of the show’s many clips), and then head on over to the Adult Swim website, where you can watch the whole show, along with some pop-up type extras (look for the little TV on the lower right corner of the video):



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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. He’d like to thank all the cats who wished him well with his back surgery — excluding a hilarious-in-retrospect medication side-effect (mother f’ing persistent hiccups), he’s recovered quite nicely. Sadly, the doctors did not use their technology to make him better, stronger, faster.


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Comments

Please, John Stewart, please . . . there are literally about five things in this life that keep me from plunging into insanity, and "The Daily Show" is high on that list. There's just no way that show's sensibility will make the jump to another network. While I have been impressed with the leeway NBC gives Conan, it's pretty hard to catch lightning in a bottle. And what happens to Colbert? I don't know if that show makes it without the perfect lead-in from Stewart.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 20, 2007 8:53 AM

I'm all about the breasts on that woman. Those are quite powerful.

Posted by: Brock Landers at June 20, 2007 10:48 AM

I'm really hoping this season of scrubs is good. They seem to have on-again-off-again goodness. 1, 3, and five were the best seasons. The weakest have been 2,4, and 6. Here's hoping for the luck of the odds.

Also, I hope Jon Stewart stays with Comedy Central.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at June 20, 2007 10:49 AM

Stacey I have absolutely no problem with the next Pajiba Love being all about Coral's funbags. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Manny at June 20, 2007 11:40 AM

Does Samantha Be Good sound like a cheap My Name is Earl ripoff to anyone but me?

Posted by: pammeey at June 20, 2007 12:16 PM

Samantha Bee from The Daily Show should sue over the name Samantha Be Good.

Posted by: audrey at June 20, 2007 12:25 PM

Laverne as Shirley? Hmmm. This just reeks of desperation. Don't they usually keep the "long lost twin" idea for Sci-Fi?

Robot Chicken's Star Wars was funny, but not as hilarious as I was expecting. Maybe it would've been better if had been an hour. The two best skits: Vader calling Palpatine (glad they brought that one back), and Palpatine and Luke dealing the dozens. And was it just me, or did Vader's voice sound different in the calling sketch than he did the last time?

Posted by: Brie at June 20, 2007 12:31 PM

Cora's boobs. Just sayin'

Posted by: Manny at June 20, 2007 12:34 PM

Audrey, that is exactly what I thought. "Samantha Bee?...Good. Huh?"

Posted by: Kate at June 20, 2007 12:37 PM

I'm firmly in the ranks hoping Jon stays on Comedy Central. Don't do it, Jon! Don't go!

Posted by: Gabs at June 20, 2007 12:52 PM

I always hoped that Jon Stewart would take over for Letterman when he retires. Seems like a better fit to me. Plus the time slot is better.

Hold out for Dave's job, Jon!

Posted by: wsapnin at June 20, 2007 12:54 PM

Sam I Am (Samantha Be Good, whatever) was kind of...good, actually. I was shocked. ABC is sandwiching it between two reality shows on a Monday, though, so I doubt it will last more than three episodes.

Posted by: Carrie at June 20, 2007 1:05 PM

I was tired to death of David E. Kelley and the only reason I tuned into Boston Legal for one episode was to see a bit of James Spader. Surprise! The show is wonderful, and the best thing about it is the love story between two hetero men, Alan Shore (Spader) and Denny Crane (William F**king Shatner, who is unbelievably great).

In a million years you couldn't have convinced me that a scene between William Shatner and anyone would have me crying, but this show has done it. Then it turns around and cracks me up.

It also highlights older actors, with Candice Bergen kicking ass and, in an earlier season, Betty White being awesome even when she only had two lines per show. And then there are DEK's Anti-Bush politics which are highlighted through the legal cases and the closing arguments, every one of which is a virtuoso performance by Spader.

The supporting cast has been inconsistent, and some episodes suffer because of it, but then there will be a breakout, like Christian Clemenson, who has played a lawyer with Asperger's and won an Emmy for it.

If there are DVDs, I recommend them.

Posted by: Louise at June 20, 2007 1:30 PM

Oh, and Jon Stewart really needs to stay at Comedy Central. A watered-down Daily Show will make Baby Jesus (and me) cry.

Posted by: Louise at June 20, 2007 1:32 PM

So Leslie Moonves was the asshole who nixed Veronia Mars. It comes as no surprise since this is the guy who courted that gross insult to our collective intelligence, Katie Couric, and actually thought people would buy the concept of her as a serious journalist. Then he dumbs down the news (yeah, you wouldn't have thought it could get any dumber, but that's Moonves for you) to make it less newsy and he still doesn't get it that no-one's watching the Couric idiot because if we really want to get our news from anywhere other than the Daily Show, it's because we have a taste for actual journalists who know what they're talking about. Give me 10 minutes in a room with Leslie Moonves and a baseball bat and I'll deliver some satisfaction.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 20, 2007 1:39 PM

Veronica Mars ANYTHING should be followed by a choir of angels. And Moonves sucks.

I am also excited for the return of Coral('s boobs). While the angry black lesbian stereotype (and derivatives thereof) has been done on RW/RR before, I believe she will a unique perspective on it. And I always suspected her aggression towards the other women may have stemmed from some sort of confusion about her sexuality. I would say more, but that would be going into my own private and quite explicit ruminations on the subject, and that would be quite improper for this place.

The really short RCSW clips were downright wrong. Like the one showing where Luke really threw the grenade when he took out the AT-AT. It makes so much sense though; you would want the lavatory near the underside to cut down on unnecessary plumbing. Just open a hatch and let fly. You might even nail a snowspeeder while you are at it. Still, a messed up way to go. And the Han Solo reactor riff was great.

Brie, I did notice that the Vader voice in that skit was different. I guess they wanted it to sound consistent with Vader in all his other clips.

In short: More Veronica Mars, Daily Show WITH Jon Stewart and Coral's boobs FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Also, never, ever, EVER be alone in deep space with Boba Fett, especially if you are frozen in carbonite.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 20, 2007 1:58 PM

Seriously, Paddy, you have my oath I'll look the other way.

Moonves = YOU. He freaking has it coming.

Posted by: Ranylt at June 20, 2007 2:19 PM

Coral's boobs.

Posted by: Manny at June 20, 2007 2:48 PM

I loved the sequence in RC:Star Wars following that alien thingie whose arm was cut off at the cantina. Cracked. Me. Up.

Luke...I am your father.
No! That's impossible!
And Princess Leia is your sister.
That's...improbable?

Posted by: Julie at June 20, 2007 2:50 PM

Veronica Mars ANYTHING should be followed by a choir of angels. And Moonves sucks.

AMEN. I'm holding out for a movie.

Posted by: bonnie at June 20, 2007 3:30 PM

I agree with Louise, Boston Legal is awesome! Some eps. aren't as good as others (like all shows), but for the most part, the writing and acting is brilliant. Never thought that I could love the Shat-man, but he and Spader are magic. With the exception of the main 3 or 4 characters, the show's cast always changes every season anyway, so I'm not surprised about losing those 4 actors (although I've got a bit of a crush on Julie Bowen so I'm sad about that). And after 3 seasons, it's still hilarious: all the call-backs and jokes that break the fourth wall... Catch it on DVD, if you can.

Posted by: Morgan at June 20, 2007 3:36 PM

Hell yes Coral! The last 2 challanges have been lackluster in her absence. I always wanted to see her beat Tina down in a good old fashioned donnybrook. (went to college with Tina. Didn't suck quite as much in real life, but sucked non the less.) I also miss the boobs.

I wondered how long it would take for a religious organization to realize that the pajibian community (with the exception of Dan) was a cess pool of soddomittes and sinners just begging for salvation. Well done mormons!!

Posted by: X at June 20, 2007 4:18 PM

Boobs.

Posted by: Manny at June 20, 2007 7:12 PM

Coral...Yum.

Posted by: Abazur at June 21, 2007 9:27 AM

That picture of the thing with boobs scared me. Sheesh.

Jon Stewart better not stray from basic cable. Something tells me he won't, but eh, you never know. That's another reason as to why I'm dreading Conan's move to Leno's spot in 2009--do you think they can really get away with HornyManatee.com and a masturbating bear at a 10:30 PM (central) time slot?

Posted by: em at June 21, 2007 11:46 AM

I'm usually not a huge fan of Robot Chicken, but goddamn that was hilarious. Thanks for the link!

Posted by: Kate K. at June 21, 2007 12:54 PM

I have two words regarding the jump to network TV:

Politically Incorrect

oh and what the hell two more:

Craig Kilborn

Posted by: Amanda47 at June 21, 2007 12:59 PM

I too hope Jon Stewart doesn't make the switch from CC to network, but I have to say I think the show's gone a bit stale. The Colbert Report is much richer in comedic gold right now (and would be perfectly fine without TDS as a lead-in, socalledonlycousins). I'd like to see Jon Stewart in a new format on CC and a new talent on TDS.

Posted by: trueblue at June 21, 2007 9:37 PM

trueblue: I sure hope you're right about Colbert, because he is my hero, especially after kneeing Bush in the stones at that press dinner last year; as Mrs. socalled is VERY tired of hearing, what Colbert does is much more difficult and impressive than what The Daily Show does, but also less appreciated. Staying true to that character and still getting the point and the funny across, night after night, is astonishing. And I agree that TDS seems a little tired.

But I think there's a significant portion of the crossover audience that will drift away from Colbert if Jon Stewart leaves. (Yes, I spelled it "John" earlier; bwuh.) I think the snark audience is substantially larger than the satire audience.

(And I'm not stalking you; this is my vesper-and-Pajiba hour when work allows, so I was squatting on the thread when you posted.)

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 21, 2007 9:52 PM