By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)
This may be the most brilliant ad campaign of all time, and definitely proves the manliness of admin.
(Hat Tip: Inertia Creeps)
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Posted by: commanderfunky at June 21, 2010 8:06 PM
cool. I only know that as the "Dexter Voice". Did he use it in 6 Feet Under also?
Posted by: EricD at June 21, 2010 8:06 PM
I love that man.
Posted by: Eva at June 21, 2010 8:24 PM
I was hoping to see him walk up to the van carrying a duffel bag, wearing his standard khaki killing suit.
Posted by: Groundloop at June 21, 2010 8:28 PM
Anybody know how Mr. Hall is doing with that, uh, cancer business? I haven't heard any news lately.
Posted by: Jerce at June 21, 2010 8:36 PM
Oh Dexter, I'll have your offspring.
Posted by: dia at June 21, 2010 8:49 PM
YAY! Dexter killed the cancer!
Posted by: Washing machine repair guy at June 21, 2010 9:07 PM
I can't believe he just made that minivan sexy.
Posted by: Jami at June 21, 2010 9:08 PM
Header image + voiceover = the lightheadz! Swoon!
Also, you would all know the status of Dexter's cancer if you were more diligent about reading Pajiba Love. Tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Stacey at June 21, 2010 9:24 PM
And here I was ready to tear you a new one for a certain comment made about two parts of my anatomy that you alleged rested in a capped receptical on my wife's nightstand. Apology accepted.
Posted by: admin at June 21, 2010 9:33 PM
@eric d- no, david fisher's voice was more succinct while dex's voice kind of rides smoothly over his lines. that's how talented michael c. hall is- despite kind of looking at each other, they are so different.
that is most definitely the dexter voice... and i like it.
Posted by: cj at June 21, 2010 9:48 PM
Drive the Dodge Caravan or Dexter will give you a free ride...in his garbage bags!!!
(Cue ominous music)
But seriously. That's awesome.
Posted by: A-schaef at June 21, 2010 10:14 PM
Man, my honeymoon is really interfering with my Pajiba commenting habit.
Shit, she's out of the shower...
Posted by: superasente at June 21, 2010 11:03 PM
Now THAT was sexy.
Posted by: harlequin at June 21, 2010 11:36 PM
birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Big deal...
Posted by: maewest at June 22, 2010 12:26 AM
5? Her vagina is not a clown car!
Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 22, 2010 1:17 AM
When I read the subject line on FB I was thinking Anthony Michael Hall... and wondering how the hell the Geek would make me want to buy a mini-van... but Dexter.. I'm in!
Posted by: El L Cool J at June 22, 2010 7:56 AM
No matter how nice a guy is, if he drives a sports car I will automatically think he's a douche. It's a dealbreaker.
I'll take a guy that's confident/secure enough to drive a minivan/station wagon any day of the week.
Posted by: Laura at June 22, 2010 12:57 PM
So what, we're supposed to think that he means 5 dead offspring makes you manly, or merely having 5 offspring makes you manly? Both of those implications are retarded. But driving a minivan with 5 kids instead of your wife driving them? Yeah, that's called being a pussy.
Posted by: Dave at June 28, 2010 4:12 PM
Wow. I thought he was going to start talking about the awesome storage space, or how you can transport black garbage bags filled with... things.
Legit.