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How David E. Kelley Might Help Save "Chuck"

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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I hate David E. Kelley. Sure, some of his shows have been decent-to-good (“Girls Club,” please stay in the fucking corner). But his best days seem long behind him. However, none of his bad shows are why I hate the man.

See, his middle initial is E. My middle initial is E. He’s goofy looking with crap hair. I’m goofy looking with crap hair. He went to Boston University School of Law. I went there too. He wrote and performed in the school’s annual Legal Follies. I wrote and performed in Legal Follies. He’s made scads of money creating TV shows and has been married to the still-spectacular-looking Michelle Pfeiffer for over 15 years. I … yeah, that’s why I hate him.

But I may soon love him again. Yesterday, as we talked about, NBC announced some of its fall programming, but the word is still out on whether “Chuck” is coming back. I also noted that David E. Kelley’s new show, “Legally Mad,” was nowhere to be seen, but likely to eventually land on the schedule because of the penalty NBC must pay if it doesn’t pick up the show.

Well now things get interesting. Nikki Finke has reported (and take this with a huge grain of salt, since she’s the one who said, over the weekend, that a “Chuck” renewal was already done) that the fate of the two shows may be intertwined. Seems that NBC don’t like “Legally Mad.” But they also don’t want to pay the hefty $2 million fee to Warner Brothers that they’re on the hook for if they leave the show in the dumps. And there’s the rub, because “Chuck” is also a Warner Brothers show. So, apparently, the Peacock is hoping to get the WB to agree to a little tit-for-tat, a “forgive us our $2 million penalty, and we’ll bring ‘Chuck’ back” swap.

So first of all, good on ya, Kelley, for sucking. And second, let’s turn some of our good-mojo-thoughts the WB’s way, and see if they can’t help get this thing done.

And if you think that we’ve been talking about the fate of “Chuck” a lot on the site, you’re right. Dustin and I are both in sync in thinking that “Chuck” and “The Unit” are the two most consistently solid network shows out there. And I dunno about him, but I’d be willing to let every other hour-long network show take a long walk off a short pier if it meant ensuring more of “Chuck” and “The Unit.”

(Oh, and for the record, NBC confirmed that “Life” is … uhm, dead. Sorry to those of you that were fans.)









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Comments

I was not a fan of Life, but am a big fan of both the Unit and Chuck. The Mr and I just watched the season finale of Chuck last night and we loved it.
Not so much the possibility that Chuck will ... **spoilers**


... know kung fu (cuz he doesn't, sorry Zachary, your um, fighting skillz, um, suck)...

**end the spoiler that wasn't**

but that a consistently funny and engaging show will bring us more Adam "I'll be in my bunk" Baldwin. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Posted by: Stella at May 5, 2009 10:13 AM

my hopes are up, which research finds is a sure sign of trouble. i really, really hope they will not be stomped on but the morons at nbc who think 5 nights of the giant chin counts for quality programming...

Posted by: aprileee at May 5, 2009 10:20 AM

my hopes are up, which research finds is a sure sign of trouble.

Truly, aprileee, you are of the Pajiban tribe. Soon, you'll lose all of that pesky hope and become like the rest of us.

Posted by: meaux at May 5, 2009 10:27 AM

I have to spend the rest of my day sobbing now. Charlie Crews, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: Cindy at May 5, 2009 10:34 AM

I loved Boston Legal. Didn't like the writing sometimes, but Shatner's Denny Crane was straight up inspired. I often felt like Spader's character was Kelley, which annoyed the hell out of me.

Chuck has to come back. Please?

The only other things I care about coming back are renewed already, like Brothers and Sisters. Do not judge me for my love of that show.

Posted by: Melody at May 5, 2009 10:38 AM

So, instead of actually renewing a show (which apparently only smart people get, automatically making it's ratings near flatline) because it's both well-written and fun to watch, the fate of Chuck hinges on some bullshit deal with a has-been hack from the 90s?

Someone tell me again why I watch TV at all? I couldn't hate these pricks any more if they'd lawnmowered over my pet bunny.

Posted by: Stacy at May 5, 2009 10:38 AM

Bah. Let it die and join "Arrested Development" the pantheon of Shit Nerds and Hipsters Never Shut the Hell Up About.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 5, 2009 10:42 AM

Don't try to make me like DEK. He may be responsible for accidentally saving Chuck. (Bite me, Tracer Bullet)But he still foisted Callista Flockhart onto my bruised psyche and for that he will always be dead to me.

Posted by: greer at May 5, 2009 11:23 AM

While I am excited about the glimmer of hope provided here, I think the whole thing underscores how blatantly stupid NBC is. We didn't need another example. Admitting your own shows suck by putting Leno on five nights a week is all the proof I need. Maybe they could bring Donahue back for the 9 o'clock hour. That would only leave them responsible for four hours of legitimate programming a week.

Fucking pathetic America with its gluttonous love of copycat procedural crime dramas and mind killing stupid reality shows. Thanks for ruining one of the few joys of life.

Posted by: DemonWaterPolo at May 5, 2009 12:38 PM

Dustin Exfoliation Rowles?
Dustin EdwardScissorhands Rowles.
Dustin EvanderHollifield Rowles.

I'm intrigued. I could keep going for hours.

Posted by: figgy at May 5, 2009 1:17 PM

Um, figgy, Seth wrote this. So he would be the one with the E. initial.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 5, 2009 2:29 PM

Oh.

Well just change everything up there to Seth [haha funny thing I wrote haha] Freilich. Easy!

I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.

Posted by: figgy at May 5, 2009 2:39 PM

And second, let’s turn some of our good-mojo-thoughts the WB’s way

Hookers probably wouldn't hurt either. Ya know, anything to help Chuck. *starts Sucks for Chuck campaign*

Posted by: Kayanne at May 5, 2009 3:03 PM

Hell, figs, just call him Sethie and get it over with!

Posted by: lordhelmet at May 5, 2009 5:26 PM

I'm sorry for all you natives, but today I will hate america for killing Charlie Crews.

Fuck you, networks.

*goes away to cry himself to sleep with a little sigaret, in the hope the bed will burn and the feelings of loss will stop.*

A Crying Dutchman

Posted by: Magiel at May 6, 2009 4:36 AM