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"...Brendan Fraser will co-star as the man who cheats on Christina Hendricks (preposterous premise)"

Yep, you are absolutely right....that is unless he's cheating on her with Monica Bellucci in a jacuzzi bathtub full of Jell-O Butterscotch Pudding (made with actual scotch), then and only then it might make a little sense.

Alright, that's adorable. And Julia Roberts is playing a different character for once. I'm in.

"•HBO is producing a Lizzie Borden miniseries starring, wait for it, Chloe Sevigny (aka the craziest sister on the compound). This is the most perfect casting I have heard in a while. In case you don’t know, let me loosely summarize the plot for you: “Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.” The four-hour miniseries will focus on the murders and subsequent trial."

Oh, my God - palpitations. This is my dream miniseries.

There is no forgiveness for inflicting Train upon your audience. There is only pity for the person who finds joy in spite of that song.

I'll watch that Tom Hanks movie as soon as someone dubs Julia Robert's voice and CGI's someone else's face on her. Sorry, Tom - you're not worth it. Is your son in anything coming up?

Brendan Fraser will co-star as the man who cheats on Hendricks (preposterous premise)

Bullshit. Brendan Frasier is douchey toolbag enough to cheat on The Most Beautiful & Wonderful Woman Alive. Which, as awesome as Christina is, she ain't that.

Oh, you mean he might be acting? God help us.

Re: Netflix and House of Cards. About fucking time - I hope it's all sorts of awesome and a cable conglomerate dies a painful, fiery death.

And as usual, Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks are cute as hell . . but I'm not seein' chemistry.

"Brendan Fraser will co-star as the man who cheats on Hendricks (preposterous premise)... "

Behind every beautiful woman is a man who's gotten bored with her.

Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley. It's a random universe.

LEM!

Dark bra under white shirt?

Girrrrrl, who taught you how to dress? Bush league.

Someone cheated on Halle Berry.

Who'd even wanna get involved with her?

Yeah, ditto to: some of the world's most beautiful women have been cheated on. Sad but true. And I'm not even counting Monica Bellucci, because apparently she signed a waiver, so it's not really "cheating". Seriously, if you're married to Monica Bellucci and spending the night with someone else, what the FUCK is wrong with you?

Also, fuel to the fire (I know, I know): That picture of Christina Hendricks is lovely. To those who posit that her bewbies are fake, I say: If that is true (which I don't believe), she must have had a tremendous plastic surgeon. Because look at how nicely they nestle together. Then think about all the "fake titty balls" you see around Hollywood, and how they never, ever seem to meet in the middle in a harmonious fashion. Even when they're squished together, there's always weird gaps and stuff. Because they're not fluid. (Filled with fluid, yes. Having the property of fluidity, no.) Seriously, perfection like Christina's cleavage only comes from Nature.

It's not about the woman. It's the asswipe of a man.

Yes, because it's only men who do it.

So I guess it's not just me that found pensive Christina Hendricks especially attractive?

I would cheat on her left boob with the right boob and then beg for forgiveness from the left boob while at the same time sending dirty texts to the right boob.

It looks ADORABLE.

But where is Abed????

So, if I get cheated on, it's because of some deficiency I have? It's because I'm not as beautiful or well-endowed as Christina Hendricks? I'm sorry, but I don't subscribe to that sort of victim-blaming. As stated above, beautiful women get cheated on all the time... it's the fault of the cheater. Infidelity happens for all kinds of reasons but it doesn't *not* happen (double negative alert!) because the partner is good-looking.

First, cmon guys, it's a Haggis haggis so no point getting aroused except for that incomparably awesome boobage. Second, men and women get cheated upon all the time and incomparably awesome boobages are no exception. It doesn't even take a dick of a person to cheat, it just takes the opportunity. It's sex. It's fun to do. Monica knows it, Vincent knows it and, fuck, you know it as well.
Speaking of cheating, here's a lovely diversion. A guy and a girl from my town who once were lovers came to an absolutely brilliant why-didn't-I-think-of-it-first idea to start a museum of broken relationships where people would donate artifacts that reminded them of their ill-fated love affairs along with a written story about the relationship and the artifact. In a very short period of time they gathered a gazillion donated objects from all over the world. Last year the city offered them housing so now it's officially a museum and it's both a roaring success and the cutest bittersweetest museum you could ever visit. AND it even got nominated for the Best European Museum of the Year. Here's the link: http://new.brokenships.com/en so go and see for yourselves how cheating sometimes can lead to something really beautiful.

I can't not like Tom Hanks or Julia Roberts, so liked the preview...up until they gave the whole plot away like they always seem to...I used to love watching previews, now I do my best to avoid them.

♥Larry Crowne—sweet♥

Jay...
I don't know why. No excuses. It is late here and it did sound better in my head and English is kind of lost on me today and it's raining hard and this horrible head-splitting southern wind is blowing and I like the word boob and I like it when a word ends with -age because it makes it look dignified. So, yeah, no excuses.

Spare me all the goddamn bullshit about men being labeled as misogynist, every goddamn time Hendricks shows up on pajiba her goddamn boobs are somehow the main attraction. I don’t want to hear any shit from the women here, it was a women that wrote the column and she just had to show a picture of Hendricks.

Boobdom adds some majestic quality but is ultimately too geographic. I can't think of Boobdom without imagining Titty City as its capital. And those Mammarian Islands are a wonder of nature. I'm thinking to take all my bosom buddies there.

The hot chick from Undercovers is in Larry Crowne? Yay!

All of this cheating can be traced back to the seventies, when women thought it was more prudent to stop being homemakers. The whole dynamic changed and the nuclear family as we know it was laid waste. Now women are out there doing all kinds of crazy shit and bringing shame to the family. A man can’t raise his family on decent wages cause his so-called wife is out spending the money on jeans and lunch. A man needs to know that he has a partner and not a albatross.

Men don't cheat for better, they cheat for different.

I'll see your 'Adelaide Clemens' and raise you one 'Benedict Cumberbatch'

schmerpes, it's Mike Figgis of Leaving Las Vegas and Timecode, not the Haggis. Neil LaBute wrote the screenplay, and SJP and Pierce Brosnan actually seem to be in another Hendricks project, not this one, which makes me think Seconds of Pleasure might actually be pretty damn good: http://www.deadline.com/2011/03/christina-hendricks-uses-mad-men-hiatus-for-seconds-of-pleasure/

Kirstini,

everything I wrote yesterday should not count. Two fifth of my brain were totally numb due to southern wind. It wasn't a brain, it was barely a bra. Which could also explain my nonsensically boobsessive stream of mind.

All apologies.

My Bagel Thin meal? One bagel thin and a wedge of light laughing cow cheese (the original is delicious, but you can't go wrong with garlic and herb or french onion), and some slices of apples. Toast up the bagel and then spread the cheese (one wedge is a perfect portion to cover both halves) and then place your apple however you want. It's also about 200 calories, but just a little more substantial then just bagels and cream cheese. It's a little more grown-up twist on the Happle Bagel Sandwiches I was introduced to as a kid. And if you're doing the plain cheese you can sprinkle a little cinnamon on the apple. *sigh* So, so, so good.