Hey Internet! Let's Objectify the Crap Out of Alexandra Daddario's Best Feature!

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Hey Internet! Let's Objectify the Crap Out of Alexandra Daddario's Best Feature!

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 22, 2014 | Comments ()


HBO’s True Detective debuted a week and a half ago to rave reviews, with many calling it the best series of the television season, and others even suggesting it was the best HBO show since The Wire. It is a great show, anchored by powerful performances by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey, and a mystery sure to keep the Internet buzzing for the next six weeks.

Then the second episode came, and while the consensus opinion on the brilliant drama didn’t waver, in many spheres of the Internet, the substance of the show took a backseat to, let’s just admit, a really hot sex scene between Alexandra Daddario’s character and Woody Harrelson’s character. For better or worse that sex scene became a huge topic of conversation, and in some ways, the drama took a backseat to a topless Daddario.

I spend a lot of time on the Internet, and I’ve seen and read things this week that necessitated a spiritual cleansing of sorts. With Purell. While much of the conversation has been slobbering adoration for Daddario’s toplessness, it hasn’t all been positive. I’ve seen complaints that her breasts were too large, I’ve seen critics suggest that Daddario was too hot for the show, I’ve seen recappers complain (perhaps rightfully) that the way the sex scene was shot — with Daddario’s head out of the frame — was objectionable, and still others complain that it completely ruined their suspension of disbelief.

But what everybody is missing because they’re too focused on the fact that Daddario had taken off her shirt for an HBO drama (gasp!) is that the woman has the most piercing blue eyes I have ever seen. They are astounding. They don’t even look real. They’re like cat eyes, and I feel like they’re boring a hole in my soul … in a good way!

If you’re only paying attention to one of Daddario’s features, you may be missing her best physical asset.







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  • Wigamer

    Honestly? The world's all twitterpated because her boobies don't appear to have been surgically enhanced. So, while they're on the large side, they also move like real boobies do, which to me is what made the scene a little different. Certainly got Mr. Wig's, um, attention.

  • Rodney Holston

    I don't think I've ever heard of someone complaining about an actress being "too hot" or having breasts that are "too large". But those eyes are amazing and strange, I love it.

  • I'm proud to say I was one of the first on the "Daddario's eyes" bandwagon. My question is why would you waste your time seeking out internet reaction to this sex scene?

  • Fabius_Maximus

    She's like Kate Upton to me. Nice body and pretty eyes, but too bland.

  • I was out to dinner the other night with my fiancee and we stopped to look at wedding rings. The girl at the jewelry store had those kind of eyes, in addition to really pale skin and red hair. The overall effect was kind of unnerving and I have a sneaky suspicion that if I go back there on a night when the moon is full, she won't be there.

  • BlackRabbit

    Your story is very suspect, sir, which makes me doubt it's veracity. Why would a werewolf work at a place full of silver? Hmmmm? Now a vampire I could understand.....hey, it would be a great way to sell their ancient vampire loot....

  • Is it th actual silver that's toxic to werewolves or does it have to be in the form of a weapon and pierce the skin? I did notice that when I asked to see a silver ring, she called the other girl over to unlock the cabinet and take the ring out.

  • BlackRabbit

    Maybe silver rings just tarnish really quickly if a werewolf wears one? Means a masochist WW would put in a silver filling. Kinky. I'm clearly putting in too much thought on this.

  • You and me both.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Of course not. She'll be at home asleep.

  • You and your logic. I'm trying to have a witch-hunt here, c'mon.

  • PoV Hector

    I noticed that when she was in that movie with greek mytho's

  • Ben

    I have no idea who this is but those photos fucking terrify me on some kind of deep primal level. She's got eyes like the dude from Vikings, except he's supposed to be terrifying.

  • gutpunchprod

    Oh, but the breasts....the breasts are as stunning as the eyes. And yet....a little part of me (stop sniggering at the back!) is sad she went down this path.

  • Emm82

    I hope she was given a choice at least, and it wasn't get the tits out or lose the job .Although I haven't seen her before, she is one stunning woman but her eyes gave me the creeps. Terrible I know.

  • BlackRabbit

    She's been doing the "nearly-nude" (thin shirt and whatnot) bit in horror movies till now, but I agree it's a jump. Though no one seems to mention I believe she showed her "downstairs" at the same time, which is more significant.

  • gutpunchprod

    Oh yeah, the eyes are just un-natural! They look straight through you.

  • Emm82

    Oh good, not just me!

  • bastich

    I agree. She should have waited until at least mid-career before whipping out those eyes. Maybe if she had planned things out better, she could have even prevented her eventual mid-career decline with a gig as the first celebrity centerfold for "Optometry Today".

  • Enrique del Castillo

    I feel like they are piercing my soul.

    Am I the only one that misses the times when cops could be deep AND funny? Where are the McNulties, Bunks and Mackeys when we need them?

  • Lotney

    Charlie dumped her on It's Always Sunny... I lost a little bit of respect for him that day.

    I imagine she would be like the hypnotoad for me if I ever saw those eyes in person. I already feel like dedicating my life to them.

  • bastich

    So I take it that the "Meg Foster Commemorative Creepy-Eyed Beauty" torch has officially been passed?

  • BlackRabbit

    She's co-heir with Alexis Bledel.

  • Jiffylush

    I liked this post a lot, she really is an exceptionally beautiful woman. Show is good so far as well.

  • Stephen Nein

    Zombie Manga eyes?

  • "I’ve seen complaints that her breasts were too large"


  • bastich

    Not since the "Great Pic-a-nic Basket Riots of '58" have I so vehemently agreed with an anthropomorphic bear.


  • John G.

    wait...are you eyeing my pic-a-nic basket over there?

  • I’ve seen complaints that her breasts were too large, I’ve seen critics suggest that Daddario was too hot for the show,


  • BlackRabbit

    Is that the angry cousin of Sexual Harassment Panda?

  • Pasqualie

    I saw True Detective this week, and although her eyes are great, I have to say they were not the obvious best feature on display.

  • My God, what a beautiful young woman.
    I don't have HBO and although I'm dying to see this show I will have to wait a a bit--so I have not seen the sex scene; but, um, Woody Harrelson is repulsively old and the mental image of Woody Harrelson and this my-god-what-a-beautiful-young-woman is squicking the shit out of my head right now.

  • They do a good job of aging down Harrelson so that he's only barely above 40 while she's in her early 20s.

  • Guest

    While I appreciate nudity in my cable shows especially when it's Ms. Daddario...


    I was disappointed on how quickly Hart's infidelity was brought into the show. TV Cops cheat. We get it thanks.

    *How do you cheat on Michelle Monaghan? No rational man or woman would.

    **I'd also like to submit for early Emmy consideration Woody Harrelson's hair piece.

    ***I'm not sure if it's just make up or digital effects but McConaughey's and Harrelson's aging / changes in appearance during the flashbacks and present day are exceptional.

  • BlackRabbit

    * Cheating on Ms. Monaghan brings up that old phrase: "No matter how hot he/she is, there's someone out there tired of their shit."

  • cruzzercruz

    You're such a buzzkill, Dustin.

  • SVR

    She played Matthew Bomer's love interest in the first season of "White Collar." It was downright creepy when they had a scene together because their eyes are just so blue.

  • THAT'S where I know her from! That crazy ice blue eye vortex! When I saw her and Bomer together on WC, I was afraid I tuned into some weird alien porno!

    I didn't stop watching, mind you, and I was quite disappointed later...

  • The only thing I kept thinking (besides, "DAMN! She got big titties!") was "How dare you cheat on the ball of cutesome -- cute and awesome -- that is Michelle Monaghan?" I mean, yes, Alex Daddario is packing some heat, but MM is like unchartered pixie dream girl mana.

    You don't betray that for a paralegal with "glorious tits" (to paraphrase Thank You for Not Smoking)

  • TotesMcGotes

    YES. I mean,kind of,haven't watched True Detective yet,but I've got a crush on Michelle Monaghan since Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. She was awesome in that,among other things,y'know.
    Edit: Tried to replace the image with a smaller one,but apparently the other one didn't go away. That's nice.


  • See, I'd give the "best feature" title to something else - her hair is sexy as hell, her lips are particularly well-formed, her nose is graceful, and her skin is flawless. But her eyes kind of creep me out. They're just slightly larger than they have any human right to be or something.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Mr. Julien watched this show at a friend's house last night and described what you are referring to as equal to the Jamie Lee Curtis scene in Trading Places. I'm not sure it is possible for him to give higher praise than that.

  • Vince

    You mean other than Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, right?

  • Mrs. Julien

    The judges would also have excepted "Phoebe Cates", with the proviso that one took the age of the viewer at the original exposure, as it were, into consideration and said age was commensurate with that of Miss Cates.

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