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He’s Just Not That Into Your Pajiba

The Daily Trade Round-Up / Daniel Carlson

Trade News | April 5, 2007 | Comments (36)


Remember when He’s Just Not That Into You came out three years ago? You probably do. If you’re a woman, you’ve undoubtedly heard of it; if you’re a woman and know which “Sex and the City” character best fits you, you probably have several copies. The book was co-authored by “Sex and the City” writers Greg Behrendt (the frighteningly spiky-haired fella pictured above) and Liz Tucillo, because apparently not enough reductive and mildly insulting gender-based pop-lit had been written to reinforce the kinds of stereotypes that really only exist in, well, “Sex and the City” episodes. Behrendt used to be a mildly entertaining stand-up comedian before trading on his pseudo-intellectual fame to host a talk show featuring some deeply flawed guests, but that’s not really the point. No, the point is that Hollywood, proudly three years behind the curve, will be shoehorning the self-help novel into a flimsy romantic comedy to be directed by Ken Kwapis. And lest you think that Kwapis might actually know what he’s doing because he helmed a few episodes of “Freaks and Geeks,” you should also keep in mind that this is the auteur who crafted Dunston Checks In, The Beautician and the Beast, and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants That Probably Shouldn’t Fit Such a Wide Variety of Body Types, But Whatever. Kwapis’ film will follow a woman who falls in love with a hard-line advice guy after seeking him out to get help with her love life. The final nail in the coffin? Drew Barrymore’s Flower Films is producing. So, good luck with that.

Speaking of horror stories: Neil Jordan (The Crying Game) has been tapped to adapt and direct Heart-Shaped Box, based on the novel by Joe Hill. Hill’s not without pedigree in the horror department; he’s the son of Stephen King, which let’s face it, must have been one crazy way to grow up. According to the logline, the story deals with a rock star obsessed with the occult who buys a suit supposedly haunted by the ghost of its former owner and is then forced to “confront the ghost and the demons of his own past.” Hopefully, that won’t be nearly as Behrendty as it sounds; clothing possessed by ghosts should lead to something scarier than a heart-to-heart with a spirit.

OK, enough with the horror. I know why you all came here, so let’s get back to the gooey lovefest with the trailer for In the Land of Women, which features Adam Brody going all Zach Braff as he learns about life, love, and growing up. Maybe the only place to be a man is … in the land of women. Sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it? I’m gonna go kill myself:

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

Mm, trailers that show the entire movie. Delicious.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at April 5, 2007 4:44 AM

That was the MAGIC of the pants! That they DID fit the vastly differnt body types! Damn, Daniel, crack a book.

You guys, as much as I love this site and I do...you really need a chick's perspective around here sometimes.

Posted by: molly at April 5, 2007 6:06 AM

Greetings from Israel to one and all.

In a call back to a previous roundup, " Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage" goes on sale on HSX.com today.

Buy Buy Buy

By the way, when I first saw this preview during the last OC episode, I thought I was still watching the OC and I missed where Seth left town

Posted by: Brian at April 5, 2007 6:32 AM

Spam? In my Pajiba?

Posted by: RD at April 5, 2007 7:02 AM

'Remember when He's Just Not That Into You came out three years ago? You probably do. If you're a woman, you've undoubtedly heard of it'

No, I had no idea who this guy was or why he got a tv show. So thanks for clearing up that mystery I didn't bother to google.

Molly has a good point [yes, you've added Agent Bedhead]. Keep up the good fight boys, but you've got a long way to go, baby.

Posted by: anikitty at April 5, 2007 8:28 AM

I'd like to point out that the love interest in the Land of Women is Adam Brody who is 28 and Kristen Stewart who is 17. Isn't that a pretty frightening difference considering how close to underageness Kristen is?

Posted by: Chris W at April 5, 2007 9:25 AM

"...the trailer for In the Land of Women, which features Adam Brody..."

Ballocks. For a second I read "Adrian" instead of "Adam" and was enjoying sudden unexpected hot-and-botheredness...before morning coffee, even. Don't tease me like that.

Posted by: Ranylt at April 5, 2007 9:28 AM

Ditto, Ranylt. It's a mystery why I find that man so sexy, but I'm not complaining.

I saw the trailer for In the Land of Women before Music & Lyrics, but the projectionist hadn't turned on the sound (smooth, buddy). I don't feel the need to catch up on what I missed.

Posted by: Sarah at April 5, 2007 10:16 AM

"Ditto, Ranylt. It's a mystery why I find that man so sexy, but I'm not complaining."

Ditto to you both, although it's not such a mystery to me anymore. It's the confidence. That, and I already like un-stereotypically good-looking guys. I should stop saying that around my boyfriend, though, since he's decidedly sterotypically good-looking, and doesn't like it when I say that for some reason.

I also was forced to read "he's just not that into you" or whatever it's called by my Sex and the City-loving best friend from college. To me, it's fucking common sense. Then again, I may just be too lazy to sit around wondering whether or not the guy who hasn't called me back is "into me" or not. Bottom line--no guy is that busy that he cannot call you back. (Ever seen a guy play video games? Yeah. They have time to call you.)

Oh, and back to the Adam Brody movie--seriously, what is that guy saying before he clocks him? I'm half-expecting him to say, "Welcome to the OC, bitch!"

Posted by: em at April 5, 2007 10:38 AM

I don't know, Em, if you ever find a video game that you get really into then you can sympathize with the guys. I mean, you pretty much just forget to do everything (including calling your boyfriend, who stops being mad when you tell him how good the game was, but I guess a guy can't get the same sympathy with some girls.)

Then again, I think Sex and the City was about the worst piece of garbage show I've ever seen in my life and anyone involved with it should be burned alive.

Posted by: rachel at April 5, 2007 11:44 AM

em, I believe the guy is saying "You think you can be stepping into my hood, and expect us to be scrapping directly?", though I may be mistaken.

Chris W, Brody must be in a state where 17 is legal if he is going to be making out with her like that in public.

Seriously, that title sucks. And it only makes me wish they would speed up that "Y: The Last Man" series in planning.

Posted by: Vermillion at April 5, 2007 11:51 AM

Wowzers Daniel, you got this shit end of this review, lol. Greg Behrendt and In the Land of Women all at once...let me know if you need me to Fed Ex you some Testosterone. We've got skads of it over at The Disco. I've been subjected to several seasons of SITC via my girlfriend, so I feel your pain.

Posted by: Manny at April 5, 2007 11:57 AM

Sex and the City? He's Just Not That Into You? Garden Sate slightly altered?

Did I wake up in 2004?

Posted by: missmle at April 5, 2007 12:03 PM

I'm so glad to see that you guys share my burning hatred for He's Just Not That Into You. I could go on and on about the reasons for that hatred, but I'll save that. Still, good job.

Posted by: Friday at April 5, 2007 12:44 PM

I lived with a girl in college who wrote a senior paper on the characters from Sex and the City as allegorical representations of phases women go through while maturing into adulthood. Unfortunately for her, it was an upper-division feminist class; she did not score so well. Although I have seen SatC, I have never heard of a book or a movie called "He's Just Not That Into You", which is unfortunate as it is obviously a study on my college dating experience. I should really be getting royalties for that.

On a different note, the scene in the featured trailer where the questionably young girl hurtles herself into unsuspecting Brody's arms is one of the funniest and most obviously staged "She'll be coming after me by the time I count to five" situations. Serously, he slows down and turns while he opens his arms. Go watch it again, I'll wait.

Posted by: Claire at April 5, 2007 12:52 PM

I actually buy Adam Brody as the Zach Braff character in Garden State more than I buy Zach Braff as him.

PS All girls don't read self-help books. I do however remember the episode that that book is based on (guilty pleasure!). Point: if a dude makes a bunch of excuses not to call or to come up to your place, he's just not that into you. Shocker!

Posted by: Brenda at April 5, 2007 1:45 PM

"If you're a woman, you've undoubtedly heard of it; if you're a woman and know which "Sex and the City" character best fits you, you probably have several copies."

Way to reinforce those reductive and mildly insulting gender-based pop-lit stereotypes, guys!

Posted by: Jorden at April 5, 2007 1:50 PM

I hate that cliched shit. He's Just Not Into You...never read it, though I heard of it, but I Am Just Not Into Crap Like That.
Sex in the City was amusing the first couple of seasons, then got on my nerves. A bunch of supposedly really strong, independent women who need to compulsively meet together and regurgitate their problems and seek constant assurance about their feelings and decisions, they can't even trust themselves enough to make decisions alone. Bleh. But like I said, it was fun at first, and then got boring.
And has anyone else noticed? It's ALWAYS 4 women (Facts of Life, Golden Girls, Sex and the City...there's probably a lot more). The cliche is the same:
The Sexy One
The Smart/Intellecual One
The Innocent One
The Blunt/Sarcastic One

Posted by: zadzi at April 5, 2007 2:34 PM

Regarding the comments made by Molly and Jorden: what they said.

Posted by: Becca at April 5, 2007 3:26 PM

I only saw like 3 episodes of Sex and the City and regarding that book, I couldn't care less. Please, don't generalize.

Posted by: Gaby at April 5, 2007 4:09 PM

I remember my mom seeing the 'He's Just Not That Into You' Epi on Oprah and recommending the book to my sister and I. She thought it was really practical, woman-empowering advice because it's best to just keep moving along. I think it's an awful concept and infectuous and this actually really pisses me off. At least I would hope that the sure to be crap movie inspires some good feminist criticism. We are going nowhere... it's really hopeless.

Posted by: Adrianne at April 5, 2007 4:24 PM

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: leah at April 5, 2007 4:59 PM

In the Land of Women looks like a hot piece of shit. Why make a feature length movie when Lifetime is begging for movies with such honorable pedigree

Posted by: Candy at April 5, 2007 5:33 PM

i have many happy memories of being eight associated with dunston checks in. don't hate.

Posted by: carissa at April 5, 2007 6:35 PM

I read little snippets of 'He's Just Not That Into You' and what I read had a lot of truth to it. I need to go pick it up tomorrow although I've been through enough shit to not need the advice of any sort of book again, but it'll be nice to compare notes with the book. Can't say I'll run to go see the movie though. I imagine it'll be a dumbed down version of whatever's in the book.

Posted by: Candy at April 5, 2007 6:48 PM

Wow...I thought that was the Extreme Makeover dude in the top pic...almost as annoying. So this is one chick that does not "undoubtedly" know (dick) about any of that crap!

Posted by: Be Adequite! at April 5, 2007 7:21 PM

Okay, so this is a little random, and I despised The Beautician and the Beast too, but don't hate on Ken Kwapis. I'm a close friend of his nephew, and maybe Pajiba wasn't aware, but Kwapis actually won an Academy Award for his student thesis film. And in addition to "Freaks and Geeks," he also directed some of the American version episodes of "The Office." Both of which I love. And Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants--have you even seen or read it? Even though the book was medicore, I think the film made the rare jump from book to film without losing any of the character development or poignancy that made it appeal to so many 10 to 15 year old girls. It's a good book, it's just not an extraordinary book.

That said, his new movie sounds like it's going to be HORRIBLE. However, I am under the impression that people need to make money, even in Hollywood, so maybe that's all he's got right now. And Drew Barrymore's production company... *shudder*

P.S. I am not a fan of "Sex and the City" nor did I jump on the He's just not that into you bandwagon. And while Adam Brody is cute, In The Land of Women looks to be ridden with clichés and just generally atrocious, and not only because of the (creepy!) 11 year age difference between Brody and his poorly-acted love interest.

Posted by: Micheru at April 5, 2007 10:07 PM

Everyone seems a little grumpy today. Including myself.

I'm getting really sick of the the kind of 'romance' movies that imply that what a burnt out twenty something guy (so early?) needs is a inexperienced, small town teenaged girl to ease his worries and stroke his man-boy ego.

On a HJNTIY note, it seemed like plain common sense to me but nonetheless, when it came out I started asking other single women what they thought of it. Turns out, a surprising amount of women I knew had really low self esteem and needed to be told to stop analysing, talking about, going after, obsessing about and phone stalking guys who give clear signs that they're not interested. What happened to proud, strong, independant women? I know you're out there and reading Pajiba!

You know, Sex and the City encouraged a lot of women to take being neurotic and petulant to the next level. And it bastardized the original novel.

Posted by: Rebecca at April 6, 2007 1:47 AM

Word to Big Bird, molly and Jorden. Pajiba definitely needs more strong, talented female voices. It would only make your website stronger.

I read Pajiba religiously, but if you boys don't get something that is targeted at women, do not immediately write it off just because you don't have a vagina. I don't have a penis, but I can write coherently on why I won't be seeing Blades of Glory, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm not its target demographic.

I could go on for days about why I hate the book He's Just Not That Into You and the subsequent fame that it has brought Mr. Behrendt. I also hated half of the Traveling Pants movie because it ruined the stories of Lena and Bee, mostly with Alexis Bledel's bad acting. But, I loved the first and second Traveling Pants books, and I own all six seasons of Sex and the City. Daniel, I'm a Miranda, and I'm very of proud of that.

No matter how cute I think Adam Brody is, I won't be watching In the Land of Women, because the movie looks stupid. And if and when one of you writes a review of the movie for this site, please don't make the theme of your article, "I didn't understand this movie because I'm a guy." You can do better than that.

P.S. I liked Dunston Checks In. Mostly because I thought Graham Sack was cute. But Faye Dunaway was funny, too.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at April 6, 2007 1:53 AM

While we're on the Dunston Checks In topic, I liked it. Mostly for Rupert Everett.

Vermillion--thanks for the translation. "Scrapping directly"? Man, who says that? Oh, right. Apparently writers who are intent on making 24-year-olds like me feel old for not knowing how 17-year-olds talk nowadays.

Posted by: em at April 6, 2007 4:24 PM

I read Pajiba religiously, but if you boys don't get something that is targeted at women, do not immediately write it off just because you don't have a vagina. I don't have a penis, but I can write coherently on why I won't be seeing Blades of Glory, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm not its target demographic.

Bianca, you said what I wanted to say, just more eloquently.

Posted by: mikki at April 6, 2007 5:04 PM

So I am a pop culture addict and read somewhere that Adam Brody filmed his first ever sex scene for that movie - but it's with Meg Ryan not Kristen Stewart. So maybe the preview is misleading? Very Zach Braff/Last Kiss of him.

Posted by: Cate at April 6, 2007 7:09 PM

Ok, I'm also going to rant because I've been pissed off by romantic films/books my whole life. I don't get it, ok? I didn't get sex and the city, I don't get Mean Girls, I don't get the quirky highly insecure girl who just needs the right guy to make her happy. None of it makes sense to me. When I was a kid I wanted to be a pilot and a spy, I'm an engineer, I don't cry much, etc. I'm SICK of people trying to tell me I'm not a real woman because of that, because I like Fight Club more than anything Meg Ryan has ever appeared in, because I don't obsess about men, because I don't fit in some little box marked "Girls". So can we just talk about films/books WITHOUT putting gender stamps on them?
I think Brody is delicious, but...for fuck's sake, that film is just begging to be ignored.

Posted by: Nemi at April 6, 2007 10:06 PM

Thank you, mikki. Look at me, I'm eloquent!

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at April 6, 2007 10:56 PM

To Rebecca, as an older guy (too embarrassed to say how old) & faithful reader, I found a great amount of excellent posters on this particular article alone that can really help answer that "What happened to proud, strong, independent women?" question.
From Molly's "Damn, Daniel, crack a book" phrase (loved it!), through Claire's hilarious post, not to mention the regular posters like Rachel, Daphne, Vermillion, Samantha T, you yourself(?) and a lot of others who always have something insightful to read, it shocked me to go back and see so many of these entertaining comments from WOMEN, of all people!
And please don't mistake that for sarcasm, Rebecca or anyone else: I was simply laughing and thoroughly enjoying all these comments so much that I wasn't paying actual attention to whether a poster was male or female. Good writing, some of the best to be found online, is right here at good ol' Pajiba, and that includes the reviewers AND responders (which I humbly say as a rare responder).
BTW, didn't you 'P' guys mention awhile back that you had gotten "a girl" reviewer, if I remember your phrasing right? Maybe she only makes guest appearances? Just askin'.

Posted by: TMax at April 7, 2007 9:07 AM

If there's a larger douche than Greg Behrendt currently living on planet earth, he's apparently an agoraphobic or something.

Behrendt just sucks in every possible way.

Hate to whore myself, but I wrote something about him awhile back -- if anybody's got a spare five minutes, feel free to check it out.

www.DeusExMalcontent.blogspot.com (Greg Behrendt)

Chez

Posted by: Chez at April 9, 2007 10:52 AM