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You Never Should've Saved the Cheerleader

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (60)

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Before we roll the clip, I know we have a lot of Philly folks in Pajiba-land, many of whom are undoubtedly Phillies fans. And I just want to take a small moment this morning to get something off my chest. And it is this: Fuck You.

Cliff Lee? Cliff fucking Lee? Are you serious? He’s from my hometown. I was friends with his older brother. His Dad was my fucking Little League coach. And now he’s playing for the goddamn motherfucking Philadelphia Bitch-Ass Phillies. Choke on a cheese steak, assholes.

I feel much better.

I know that “Heroes” isn’t a particularly popular show around these parts anymore, but I also know that, though many of you absolutely detest it, you’re still clinging to it in the hopes that it will improve, that perhaps it will return to its first-season form. I seriously doubt it’s going to happen, folks, especially since I understand that Bryan Fuller has once again left the show.

Here’s a three-minute preview for the next season, which might build up your hopes a little so that “Heroes” can properly dash them once the season begins. I quit watching mid-way through season two, but I notice from the preview that there are people in it who I seem to recall had died. Here’s some advice, “Heroes” showrunners: Kill off a few people. And keep them dead, for God’s sake. There’s too many goddamn characters in your show, and no time to develop any feelings for any of them. There’s too much going on, and yet, nothing seems to happen.

Here’s another piece of advice: Stop making shitty episodes.

Here’s the preview. If you’re from Philly, choke on it:








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Comments

Dustin,
I am seriously loving the sports rants lately. Now if my Red Sox can only finagle Halladay from those Canadian bastards . . .

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 9:15 AM

You basically summed up my feelings for Heroes. Except replace 'Kill people' with 'Kill Sylar'. He's just the worst villain ever. Although I stopped watching somewhere in season 3, so maybe they did already. That would be awesome.

Posted by: Carrie at July 30, 2009 9:21 AM

Oh Heroes, why?? why must you continually build up potential simply to sputter it out anti-climactically like some teenage boy losing his v-card?

I will still watch you, but it is almost out of a morbid loyalty like as unto a dying pet who you hope will make it (but you know it won't)

last season was finally starting to get things right....DON'T SCREW IT UP!

ANd the RedSox will get Halladay and beat the Phillies in the world series. And Boston will continue attracting the jealous hate of the the entire sports landscape. we love it.

Posted by: VinKong at July 30, 2009 9:27 AM

I only watched half the video, and it just made me glad I stopped watching that show. My brother-in-law keeps trying to convince me that it's good. I keep trying to convince him that he's delusional. How come the crazy never understand that they're crazy?

Posted by: Bistro at July 30, 2009 9:27 AM

i made it to 1:36 before i just stopped the video.
i *loved* the first season, and *sorta-liked* that little turd that was the second season, but i care NOTHING for these characters now.
if you had told me a few years ago that a television show about people with super powers wouldn't even be able to hold my attention, i woulda called you crazy. i mean, who doesn't like super powers?
and yet here we are.

Posted by: gp at July 30, 2009 9:29 AM

I've been in and out so many times, someone should have orgasmed by now.

Posted by: Cindy at July 30, 2009 9:32 AM

Heh. Suckers. I stopped watching religiously about halfway through season 2, and stopped altogether about 2 eps into season 3.

I think I have a much better life for it.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 30, 2009 9:38 AM

The bastards brought in Robert Knepper? And Zeljko Ivanek? Fuck!

Those guys are too good for that douche Tim Kring to put his slimy hands all over.

If they want to fix the damn show, get rid of Kring.

FUUUCK!!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at July 30, 2009 9:38 AM

I, too, dumped this show half-way through last season. I kind of like how the season started, but then it just continued to decline. The show was a lot of fun in the first season, but has been crap since.

I am now down to three TV shows: Lost, 30 Rock, and The Office. That's it.

Luckily, I have all of the "Deadwood" and the last few seasons of "Battlestar Galactica" on DVD.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 30, 2009 9:41 AM

Phuck the Phillies.

Go Cards!

Posted by: Eep at July 30, 2009 9:41 AM

Well that was uninspiring. If Claire wants to be normal so badly why does she keep throwing herself off buildings in front of people?

And is T-Bag wearing eye makeup?

Posted by: Carrie at July 30, 2009 9:41 AM

You know what Dustin? Our love affair is over! No one bashes the only hometown team I care about! NO ONE! We are over!

Now I am going to go eat a cheesesteak, a soft pretzel, some water ice and Tastycakes! Philly rocks!

Posted by: Phillies gal at July 30, 2009 9:45 AM

I also stopped watching Heroes halfway through Season 2. Those twins were excrutiating and something about that Indian doctor guy makes me want to punch him in the face. Repeatedly. Until my arms get tired.

Then I start kicking.

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 9:50 AM

Dear Kballs,

Go choke on Robert Pattenson's gangrenous scrotum. We have two good players and we will keep them. It's not our fault that your team spends the GDP of a small European country on player salaries yet can't seem to win a world series; except for that one time which was obviously a fluke.

Thinking of you

admin

Posted by: admin at July 30, 2009 9:51 AM

I still watch and enjoy Heroes, though I'm a little disappointed they still aren't in spandex, that's kind of how I expected the first season to end.

Posted by: Chugga at July 30, 2009 9:55 AM

*removes scrotum from mouth*

admin: That would be TWO World Series, mofucker! '04 and '07. Which one was a fluke? They swept both, and in one series they shut down their mighty Poo Holes!

Toronto hasn't been good since Wild Thing retired. Don't you want Halladay to win a ring? No? Now you're just being selfish.

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 10:08 AM

1 - At least the Indians didn't fuck themselves again by not getting more than a pile of rancid shit for a reigning Cy Young winner. Oh, wait. Right.

2 - Fuck the Red Sox. Really. Fuck them in the ear and swirl it around until it liquefies the city of Boston's four collective brain cells (except TK, of course), and then blows a load into their brain mush. FUCK THE RED SOX. The end.

Posted by: Sean at July 30, 2009 10:10 AM

Gave up on Heroes midway through season 3. I wanted it to be good, I really did, but come the fuck on? Identical triplets is how you explain not killing off Ali Larter? You stopped being a real show long ago.

Posted by: George at July 30, 2009 10:18 AM

hehehe you sweet little Americans and your "World" Series...
What sport are you all yabbering on about? And how many countries are involved?

Also, I managed it to about ep 2 of the second series and went SIGH.

Posted by: missh at July 30, 2009 10:38 AM

Now if my Red Sox can only finagle Halladay from those Canadian bastards ...

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 9:15 AM
---
Zach Duke won't cost you quite as much.

Dial 1-800-DEALNEAL and make an offer. You, too, could get hosed out of your best prosp ... I mean, rob the Pirates blind.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 30, 2009 10:44 AM

As for YOU, DR: You still want to give me that "Nate Who?" shit? His line looks fairly solid to me compared with that clown car you were running out to center field before.

Oh, and thanks for Charlie Morton!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 30, 2009 10:47 AM

I wear your scorn as a cloak of honor and your hate as laurels 'pon my brow. Cum gargler.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 30, 2009 10:50 AM

Here in my beloved hometown of CLeveland, Tribe fans (myself included) are ready to kill the ownership group for trading Cliff Lee for nothing in an obvious salary dump. The Tribe is becoming the Royals/Pirates, i.e. a farm team for the big money clubs, and I find that monumentally depressing. Some pissed off fan (not me) even amended owner Larry Dolan's wiki page to say "The trade of Cliff Lee was one big FUCK YOU to Cleveland fans." That's the only smile i've gotten out of this rotten situation.

Posted by: stryker1121 at July 30, 2009 11:11 AM

It looks like they're once again dumping a past storyline in search of a more ridiculous one. The different volumes don't even connect together. Whatever.

Posted by: kelsy at July 30, 2009 11:36 AM

Check it:

My brother is friends with Cliff Lee, who put a dent in my brother's car(which later became my car) with a board(bat) with a nail in it while mailbox(ball) bashing, while probably riding around with a guy from my neighborhood named Ross(whose last name escapes me), who played the guy that Kevin Costner killed at the beginning of Mr. Brooks, which was reviewed on this site by Mr. Stephens, who used to give me a ride to school in a car which I once filled with mud while retrieving a brick to throw at someone's mailbox, while I was brothers with, wait for it, my brother.

And the circle is complete. I also have more mailbox bashing stories.

Posted by: pissant at July 30, 2009 11:57 AM

Marvel Comics had a solution back in 1980's that I thought could actually be applied to Heroes.

Back then Marvel found their rouges gallery to be a bit overpopulated with a lot of lame and weak villains. The solution was to unleash a mysterious serial killer called "Scourge of the Underworld". It wasn't revealed at first if Scourge was a lone operative or in fact an organization sharing the same alter-ego.

Basically Scourge went about the Marvel-verse killing about a dozen minor-level villains, until it culminated to a massacre at "The Bar with No Name" where an addition 18 characters were wiped out in one shot- permanently. Which is unusual for comics in general. After that the story focused of a manhunt led by Captain America to locate and neutralize Scourge. The story ends with Cap finding and capturing Scourge- only to have him killed at the hands of another Scourge.

Now picture the same thing happening over a season of Heroes. Someone is systematically killing off characters every week. No one is safe, and it's probably at least one of their own number. It'd be an interesting way to cull the cast, and might make it even better if the cast members themselves didn't know who was next.

Just kicking around an idea, can't be any worse than what's been done already.

Posted by: bleujayone at July 30, 2009 11:58 AM

Bleujayone,

You just described Sylar in Season 1.

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 12:00 PM

My prediction for an upcoming Headline and Subhead

Halladay Perfect As Sox Sweep Yanks in ALCS
Boston to meet Philly in World Series - Fan Poll At Fenway Indicates That Heroes Still Sucks Camel Cock

Posted by: Spender at July 30, 2009 12:06 PM

i made it to 1:36 before i just stopped the video.

That's freaky, because that's the exact point I went "fuck it" and stopped the video as well, and turned to the comments instead. Heroes sucks.

Posted by: Thijs at July 30, 2009 12:19 PM

hah, I have you all beat. The last one I saw was Season 1, Episode 21. I refused to watch their pig orgasim, nuke New York, circle jerk climax. The show was awesome when it was about the people. But once it became about saving the universe it turned to crap.

Posted by: EricD at July 30, 2009 12:21 PM

Apologies, Kballs, of course you are correct. Funny, now the Jays and Sox have had the same number of world series championships in the last, what, 100 years?

Posted by: admin at July 30, 2009 12:28 PM

Well as a part-time superhero myself, I gotta agree with VinKong and gp here. I mean, I'm still watching "Smallville" for cryin' out loud.

"SMALLVILLE". Yes. Still.

I am such the Superman fan (yeah, yeah, I know I'm a Green Lantern, but Superman is still my favorite. Deal.), that I still watch "Smallville" despite having the following reaction week after week.

Me: Oh hey look, it's Thursday! "Smallville" is on.

*turns on TV and watches*

Me: Gaaa....arrrrgh...uk...aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHH! MY EYES! CLOSING THEM DOES NOTHING! I CANNOT UNSEE WHAT'S BEEN SEEN! PAIN...LIKE GLASS IN MY OPTIC NERVES! FOR THE LOVE OF GODOPUS WHY, WHY LORD WHY?

Then inevitibly I'll tune in next week hoping the opti-stabbings won't happen again 'cause I have no short-term memory but I DO have an abundance of hope. Sometimes I'm rewarded with episodes like the Legion of Superheroes' intro...which only leads me into a false sense of security.

"Heroes" has become like "Smallville" for me. Who'd have thought I'd come to resent a show with people that have superpowers?

This is my last season with you, "Heroes". I don't think I have the strength to watch you go completely off the rails again.

Posted by: Green Lantern at July 30, 2009 12:40 PM

Kballs; Perhaps- but obviously it wouldn't be Sylar, and if we're just wiping out the main cast anyway it might be better to have someone unexpected. Imagine if the killer turned out to be Hiro instead. For that matter imagine if Hiro is hunting down who it is only to discover its himself? What might justify doing something horrible to achieve the greater good? It might be even better if an evil character is the one who ended up saving the day.

Every villain is hero of his own story.

Posted by: bleujayone at July 30, 2009 12:47 PM

Oy. I'm in the "Even when the show sucks, I'll keep watching in hopes it will improve" camp. Believe it or not, the second half of last season was a lot better than the first. And anything was an improvement after the second season.

It's funny that you mention there are too many characters in the show, Dustin. I realized that every new character introduced in the second season was either killed off, or disappeared.

The problem is that what when Kring isn't ret-conning, the characters are going in circles. As you said, a lot goes on, but nothing seems to happen. I think solving the mystery (save the cheerleader, save the world) was a mistake, because it doesn't look like Kring thought about what to do afterwards.

Posted by: Brie at July 30, 2009 12:49 PM

admin,

Shoulda gone with 90 years because:

Last 100 years = 6 championships

Everyone forgets what a powerhouse they were in the '10s! What what!

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 12:50 PM

I don't think the '04 series counts since Fox paid the Cardinals to throw the series so Fallon could have the ending and promo to his shitty fucking movie (sale completed when the Cardinals inexplicably won the 2006 WS).

Posted by: Eep at July 30, 2009 1:04 PM

The problem I had with Heroes was that the characters aren't even slightly consistent. Peter and Nathan have a level of man-love that borders on creepy 50% of the time, except then something really minor will happen and they'll be back to virulent hatred and abandoning each other in Haitian jungles. Claire wants to be a normal girl sometimes, but at other times is all bitchy about wanting to take part in things. She wavers between loving and hating HRG depending on the episode. Angela's a self-serving bitch who will literally feed one of her employees to Sylar to win his trust, yet is also a Hero who we're meant to not be physically repelled by. And Mohinder...sweet Jesus, Mohinder...

Then there's the dramatic plot twists and hints at the future that never end up panning out into anything. A season opens with Ando killing Hiro as they battle over the formula, while a mysterious explosion wipes out Tokyo; yet not only do those characters never really end up at odds, and Hiro never have to actually walk down any kind of dark path, but we find out that the formula gives people powers, which means that if the explosion was caused by the Crisis of the Season (too many people with powers = random violence), the formula was already out, so their fight was meaningless. And that's just one example of so, so many where they set things up only to never bother paying them off.

It's just impossible to invest in a show when it centres around ridiculous people doing incomprehensible things for no apparent reason other than "It's in this week's script that I should hate you and stalk out right now, setting off the next chain of events".

Posted by: Shay at July 30, 2009 1:11 PM

Eep is a Cards fan?! Why are we not best friends?

Did you stay up to watch the end of the game last night? And we won in '06 because of the Daryl Kile sympathy card.

And you know what I hate the most about the '04 series? When they show the clip of Renteria grounding out for the final out on Lost to prove to Jack that the Sox won a WS. As if I didn't hate Ben enough already.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at July 30, 2009 1:29 PM

I'd rather just reread my 80s X-Men run than watch this crap. A comic book written for teens has more three-dimensional characters and better plotting. Heroes is a joke.

Also, Go Cards! Red Sox both suck and blow.

Posted by: Jeff at July 30, 2009 1:33 PM

It's just impossible to invest in a show when it centres around ridiculous people doing incomprehensible things for no apparent reason other than "It's in this week's script that I should hate you and stalk out right now, setting off the next chain of events".

That right there, that is exactly the problem. There is no damn consistency, no clear idea of what the fuck is going on, and especially no real progress. This is the same crap Lost was doing before they decided to actually figure out the end of the show. It is all filler designed to keep the damn thing going as long as possible.

Which is why I put pretty much all the blame on Kring. He is supposed to be guiding the whole mamma-jamma, but he is too busy acting like a douche to do so. Shit, somebody get Jim Shooter on the horn (God, I miss Valiant).

Compare and contrast to the events at Marvel and DC, where they have major events which look like they have ends and consequences, but before any of that is shown, another big event kicks off.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 30, 2009 1:36 PM

I love to bathe in the Philly hate, it just makes the victory more sweet. Add that to the fact that the Cliff Lee deal seems more like a trick than a buy-out (a la Lakers w/Gasol), and I'm grinning like the Cheshire cat.

I like the move towards the more concentrated episodes like "Lost," though they missed the other major thing, that being "Dead is dead." I guess that boat sailed long ago, but seeing as the only person I wanted to stay alive, the red-headed waitress (who's now on Glee, so it will never happen), has remained dead, I could really care less about maintaining the same "Jean Grey is dead!"/Phoenix logic for the rest of them.

Posted by: Sean at July 30, 2009 1:59 PM

I agree, it's a confusing, often silly show. And some of the characters need to stay deaded. (Ali Larter in particular annoys the living fuck out of me). Plus, all the 'Is it really that person, or is it Sylar?' shit..... gah.
But - Robert Knepper? Hmm. Even if the guyshadow is somewhat suspect, I may have to watch it for him. For a few minutes. Until I get bored and wander off to make tea.

Posted by: Tarn at July 30, 2009 3:01 PM

I watched all of season one of Heroes in about 3 days one summer. The last 10 minutes of the season finale that year was when I gave up on it. And then banged my head against the wall. It was ALWAYS bad. I was simply denying it the first 20 episodes or so. I want those 3 days to be added on somewhere to my life down the line.

Posted by: Kate at July 30, 2009 3:06 PM

Was the game televised nationwide, Austin asking for trouble? I am but a simple out of town fan. Your TV schedules confuse me.

And actually we won in '06 because a bunch of injury ward denizens and mental patients go their shit together for one glorious month. It really was a good team on the field when everyone was healthy and had their heads screwed on straight. But I'm still suspicious about '04. That was an awfully good lineup that went almost completely silent in the WS. The NLCS was glorious, though, even if the only game I attended in person was that heart-wrenching loss on the Jeff Kent walkoff.

Posted by: Eep at July 30, 2009 3:12 PM

Eep,
Both of the LCS's in '04 were unbelievable. Two of the best in my lifetime.
As for being suspicious about the Red Sox winning, look no further than the pitching matchups.
Game 1: Tim Wakefield - Woody Williams. This obviously became an 11-9 slugfest. Anybody's game.
Game 2: Curt Schilling - Matt Morris. Morris was their ace, but Schilling is one of the all time great postseason pitchers.
Game 3: Pedro Martinez - Jeff Suppan. I'll let that speak for itself.
Game 4: Derek Lowe - Jason Marquis. Marquis pitched well but Lowe is lights-out in closeout games.
What's up Cardinals? LaRussa's mother wasn't available to pitch? Yeesh. You guys earned it in '06 though. Got some of that Wild Card magic on you.

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 3:38 PM

All the hate just makes Boston stronger. It's like reverse kryptonite.

and I think we should start a campaign to get JJ Abrams to take over Heroes.

I would die of happy.

Posted by: VinKong at July 30, 2009 3:42 PM

The Tribe is becoming the Royals/Pirates, i.e. a farm team for the big money clubs,
---
Stryker,

Save your scorn for my team, you will need it when you are still kicking our asses in three years ...

Wait, that didn't come out right ...

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 30, 2009 4:27 PM

Kballs

I'm not REALLY serious about my conspiracy theory, but as much as Pujols, Renteria, and Walker continued to hit very well in the series, everybody else fell off the table. Meanwhile the Sox hit out of their fucking gourds. I'm sorry but Mark Bellhorn and Bill Mueller are NOT 1+ OPS players, nor is Johnny Damon a .900+ OPS player.

Woody Williams was solid that year and had a sub 3 ERA in the postseason coming into that series.
Suppan was also solid and had a sub 3 ERA in the postseason entering that series... not to mention the fact that he has been an excellent postseason pitcher in general. His career postseason ERA is 3.63.
Carpenter was injured, which is a real shame.

The Sox were a great team, especially back then with Manny and Ortiz on the juice ( ;-) ), and I wouldn't want to take anything away from them, but it's just a shame the Cardinals didn't show up for that series.

Posted by: Eep at July 30, 2009 6:00 PM

I am an Indians fan. Yes, I fucking said it. So all of you with real baseball teams can shut your fucking pieholes.

Phillies? How dare you? How dare you take the last of our dignity? You are gutting the last of our once decent team. You are breaking into an almost abandoned house to steal the copper plumbing. Didn't you just win a World Series or something? I would expect this kind of behavior from the Yankees or the Red Sox. But you? You are now dead to me. You and all of Pennsyl-motherfucking-tucky.

Oh, and I don't give a shit about Heroes.

Posted by: greer at July 30, 2009 7:14 PM

greer, YOU can just shut your piehole. You've had a winning team this generation, right?

Whiner.

-- Pirates fan
+++
It's just impossible to invest in a show when it centres around ridiculous people doing incomprehensible things for no apparent reason other than "It's in this week's script that I should hate you and stalk out right now, setting off the next chain of events".

That right there, that is exactly the problem. There is no damn consistency, no clear idea of what the fuck is going on, and especially no real progress.
---
You have just described soap operas perfectly, and millions of people watch them every day.

So there's that.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 30, 2009 9:58 PM

This show is totally ridonkey-konk. The 4400 was the best super powers show at the time. Heroes just ripped it off. I hope it gets canceled.

Posted by: dove at July 30, 2009 10:59 PM

I think I saw most of the scenes in this trailer when it aired the first time in the first season, and midway through the second.

I gave up on Heroes the first episode of the third season, and only lasted that far because of a (still running) psychotic obsession with one Mr. Zachary Quinto, but even Sylar's hot face isn't enough to power me through this piece of snoresville.

Posted by: keenerweiner at July 30, 2009 11:15 PM

Eep, you just made me realize how much I miss Woody Williams. And we're in extra innings tonight again too. I love free baseball. I grew up in SoILL, now located in Springfield. I haven't missed a game since about 1997. I usually make it to about 10 games a season, but this economy has prevented me from going to any this year. In 2007 I went to the final game at old Busch Stadium and signed one of the old arches. God I love being a Cards fan! My ringtone is Jack Buck calling Ozzie homerun in the 1985 LCS.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at July 30, 2009 11:30 PM

Austin,

I hate every one of you red-wearing, Midwest-twangin', World Series-winning motherfuckers. But you're some damn good fans in St. Louis, you are.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 30, 2009 11:38 PM

Buc, We need to have a beer in the bleachers one day. We can talk about how much I hate Cubs fans and make fun of Harry Carey. I also like to occasionally listen to Ron Santo call Cubs games on WGN radio. His despair is so funny. I swear one day I heard him say "Are you fucking kidding me?" when Soriano made a base running error. Ahhhhh, good times.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at July 31, 2009 12:24 AM

Exactly what I meant. Good fans.

I haven't been to St. Louis in like 25 years. Is Charlie Gito's still the hangout?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 31, 2009 1:48 AM

A phone camera picture of New York, taken from a plane by a friend of mine as he was leaving it. He borrowed my laptop once and decided I needed a cool wallpaper, and I kept it on the grounds that I would really, really love to visit NY someday.

My home computer's wallpaper varies between the Munster Rugby team and Bruce Springsteen, depending on who my mam's more in love with in a given week.

Posted by: Shay at July 31, 2009 5:02 AM

Well that shouldn't have ended up in this thread...curse you, tabbed browsing and early mornings!

Posted by: Shay at July 31, 2009 5:05 AM

I must agree with Shay the writers place stupid incidents in each episode expecting fans not recognize them. I mean Matt inheriting Isaac's power come on we are not that stupid to believe that shit.I understand they want Isaac's
paintings to be present in each episode. Well here is a solution you fucks maybe you should not have KILLED him.I decided to stop watch Heroes after the real heroes died or got written out.Those heroes with depth and complexities that peeked the fans interest. The convict father,drug addicted painter,multiple personality mother. Those characters had us rooting for them. I think writters and that douch bag tim kring fail to realize they killed the show when the killed those heroes.What happened to the 9th world wounder comics,Micah,Mohinder's morals. I keep hoping somehow they will come back but i know they never will.I lost interest after Isaac,s death. Bring back those people or at least characters we give shit about. Make us care as we did in season one.

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