Hermione Just Stole All Your Sh*t: The Red Band "End of the World" Trailer Will Take an Ax to Your Face

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Hermione Just Stole All Your Sh*t: The Red Band This Is the End Trailer Will Take an Ax to Your Face

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 2, 2013 | Comments ()


I was pretty skeptical of This Is the End, an apocalyptic comedy that features EVERYONE playing themselves (Rogen, Franco, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Craig Robinson, Aziz, McBride, Krumholtz) because I'd become kind of weary of the Apatow crowd. But you know what? The Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg written and directed film looks fun as hell, and you can't really beat Emma Watson showing up to your house with an axe and screaming, "I'm not fucking around."

It still opens against Man of Steel in an already crowded summer marketplace, so I'm skeptical of the box-office prospects, but I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it.

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  • Jezzer

    If you want to sell me on a movie, it's probably a good idea to avoid having James Franco smugcocking an intro, Hollywood. >:(

  • Jim Slemaker

    How long will Danny McBride keep bailing out bad Franco and Rogen schtick?

  • Dave Dorris

    I'll go just to see the Emma Watson shit on a big screen. Genius.

  • God Of Bal-Sagoth

    You put put Emma Watson shouting "I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND" on a loop and I'd watch it for hours. I don't know why, but that absolutely kills me.

  • luckypete

    Some of those movie deaths would've been a lot funnier seeing them in the movie and not in the trailer. I mean, they didn't have to announce half of the death list did they?

  • Buck Forty

    The joke is that that is ALL of the death list.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    This will go on my list of guilty pleasures I am sure. Don't judge me, I enjoy laughing...

  • Koolickle

    Doesn't this movie win just for impaling Michael Cera and dumping Rihanna down a bottomless pit?

  • Kristen Mc

    The idea of a bunch of actors playing themselves seems like the ultimate in douchebaggery to me. Still, I will watch any movie with Danny McBride in it. I live my life by that one rule.

  • Patty O'Green

    LLOL - legitimately laughed out loud.

    I don't pretend to have "great taste" in moves, so I don't have to be embarrassed to want to see this, right?

  • SchmidtUltra

    I thought it'd be impossible to fall even deeper in love with Emma Watson. I was so completely wrong.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I feel like it's been ages since I saw the Apatow lot in anything really good.
    I feel like this won't break that trend.
    I also feel that I'll download this, crack open a few beers and have a pretty good time nonetheless.
    That'll do pig, that'll do.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Like Rifftrax, but with way less good jokes.

  • John G.

    were you quoting Spring Breakers there? "Look at my shit. You like all my shit? Look at my shit."

  • God Of Bal-Sagoth

    I believe he was quoting this very trailer.

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