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Here's Your Seven Dwarfs, C*cksuckers: New Images From Snow White And The Huntsman, Dredd, And The Expendables 2

By TK | Trade News | February 3, 2012 | Comments ()

While we're on the subject of ensembles, here's a new promo shot of The Exendables 2, featuring the gang both old and new. I think it's adorable how it's staged to make them all look roughly the same height, considering that Dolph Lundgren is 6'5", Stallone is probably 5'9" on a good day, Jet Li is about 5'6", and Van Damme is about the height of a pair of pants. No Chuck Norris in the pic, though, which is OK because Norris is kind of a douche.


Finally, a new shot of Karl Urban as Judge Dredd in the upcoming Dredd, a film that I'm desperately hoping will be good and once and for all banish the memory of that wretchedly awful 1995 adaptation. On the plus side, it literally cannot possible be any worse.


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