Here's What the "New Girl" Characters Looked Like Before They Lost Their Virginity
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Here's What the "New Girl" Characters Looked Like Before They Lost Their Virginity

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 18, 2013 | Comments ()


First, the bad news: "New Girl" will not return until April 30th. At that point, there will only be three episodes remaining, and the episode titles do not necessarily seem to suggest a wedding for CeCe. The final two episodes are "Winston's Birthday Party" and "Elaine's Big Day." Elaine is a character played by Taylor Swift (sorry Courtney) in the finale.

The April 30th episode, however, is called "Virgins," and it looks like it'll be a big flashback episode about how each of the characters lost their virginity (my guess is that the flashbacks will be set in motion by the discovery that the man that CeCe is about to marry is also a virgin). And thanks to Glamour, we know have pictures of each of the "New Girl" characters before they lost their virginity. Nick looks like he's the lead singer in a cover band that exclusively covers Skynrd and Hall & Oates. "She's a Man-Eating Free Bird!"




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  • The dude kissing that beer in the first picture looks like Scott Stapp.

  • CeCe looks very Rashida Jones-ish in that top photo.

  • "Elaine is a character played by Taylor Swift"

    What? WHAT? WHY???

  • This has definitely replaced Community as the best comedy. I'm glad last week toned down the sexual tension with Jess and Nick. I was at a breaking point the week before if they didn't fuck like wild beasts. I'm also glad they are going to continue utilizing flashbacks. If done right (see every Whedon show) they can add a lot to characters.

  • jess

    already cackling. the amount of head on nick's beer?!

  • MikeRoorda

    This show now offers more genuine funnies per episode than Community does. I watch one because it provides me with levity and mirth. I watch the other out of a misguided sense of undeserved devotion.

  • toblerone

    I totally agree Season 4 / Post Dan Harmon Community sucks balls.

    Seasons 1 - 3 of Community however is still the best comedy since Arrested Development.

    *Jess and Cece look the same.... Do we get see to Sadie (June Diane Raphael)? Also where's Coach?

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