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Posted by: PissBoy at July 15, 2011 11:24 AM
Ah, but you're not getting the full effect.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-07-14/so-thats-where-bruce-willis-has-been-hiding/
Posted by: Jay at July 15, 2011 11:25 AM
The day is mine, Lea Michele. And a good one it is.
Mine is an evil laugh.
Posted by: Courtney at July 15, 2011 11:29 AM
Is the top line of that sign missing? Could it be Ladies? Homemakers? Nannies?
Posted by: TheOtherGreg at July 15, 2011 11:34 AM
Hmmm. None of those make me angry.
In fact, the news about "The Sing-Off" and "HIMYM" actually make me happy. I love Sara Barielles and Kal Penn.
And the "Glee" news is great as long as Lea Michele isn't getting a spin-off. Rachel Berry doesn't deserve her own show.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 15, 2011 11:34 AM
Also I was almost displeased about the "Robin's love interest" thing but we need red herrings to get us through to the inevitable.
I'll never let go until I'm proven correct.
Posted by: Courtney at July 15, 2011 11:35 AM
Who is that in the header pic? It looks like Gwen Cooper.
Posted by: TheOtherGreg at July 15, 2011 11:41 AM
MelBiv, the second you said that, it came true. Not really (that'd be freaky), but you know they'll try it. A story of her 'journey' to Broadway or whatever. It could be interesting if only they had the guts--it could have Rachel finally facing the real world, where no one gives a shit about her talents because there's millions of girls who are just as talented, many of whom would gladly slap her. No more High School shenanigans--this would be the real world, all gritty and cruel and horrible. She'd finally be broken and return to Ohio to be the new Glee coach that all the kids hated. And she'd die alone because of how horrible she is.
....Wow. I have a sick mind sometimes.
Posted by: Figgy at July 15, 2011 11:42 AM
Hahaha, sick it may be, but I think I like it, Figgy. Here I was thinking it would be some sort of horrible "Joanie Loves Chachi" type of spin-off, with Rachel and Finn. Although, that could be dark too. She chases him around the country, he repeatedly rebuffs he, then wants her, then dumps her over and over until she goes insane.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 15, 2011 11:52 AM
The only thing that was upsetting was the weird photoshopping of that dude's eye and nose on Hendricks' breast. No me gusta that.
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 15, 2011 12:08 PM
Kal Penn back on my TV on a regular basis? YES! Awesome hot chick getting with that Asian goodness? YES!
Posted by: Sefa at July 15, 2011 12:13 PM
So THAT'S where I left my other eye ...
Posted by: , at July 15, 2011 12:17 PM
RANDOM - Has the Pajiba 10 2011 Edition been posted? I feel like I never saw it.
Posted by: An Atlantan at July 15, 2011 12:29 PM
Chris Colfer is a smart kid.
Posted by: Lexie at July 15, 2011 12:51 PM
They’re working on a Bad Santa sequel; there could be a trilogy.
Bad Santa
Bad Easter Bunny
Bad Tooth Fairy
Posted by: mswas at July 15, 2011 12:53 PM
None of the trade news upsets me; however "Joanie Loves Chachi spin-off with Rachel and Finn" just made me think twice about eating my lunch.
Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 15, 2011 12:55 PM
I'm happy about the Potter news. The others have absolutely no impact whatsoever.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 15, 2011 1:07 PM
i count five! wait... *looks around* Why isnt anyone counting?
was, WAS, enjoying the Hendricks spread when the eye grossed me out.
you wud think dat Fran, Melissa Joan Hart and Raven wud stop Roseanne but no...
SWAT in white. how genre bending! go away Total Recall 2.0. just go.
ppl still watch American Idol copycats? or American Idol for dat matter? they produced one, ONE, star. (yeah, i'm repeating my shtick, sue me)
Did Douglas suck her life force or something? color me sad. (oh, it's really gud make-up. lets hope then)
Posted by: haplo at July 15, 2011 1:13 PM
So is Jonah Hill screaming with B-Movie Queen horror or squealing in fan-girl horniness? I've lost track.
Posted by: bleujayone at July 15, 2011 1:18 PM
Bad Easter Bunny
Bad Tooth Fairy
I'm assuming you've struck the existance of Hop and The Tooth Fairy from your memory. Wish I could do the same.
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 15, 2011 1:38 PM
Christina Hendricks seems to be saying, "Love ME, love my little man in a boob."
Posted by: Stinky at July 15, 2011 2:15 PM
I'll admit it. I've watched a few episodes of The Sing-Off and enjoyed them beyond my Ben Folds fandom, even though that's what drew me in.
Bad Santa without Zwigoff and the original writers will have a tough road to success.
Glee should have gone with the semester-per-season model instead of the year-per-season if they wanted to prolong the tenure of these actors.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 15, 2011 2:22 PM
“Roseanne’s Nuts,” the new Roseanne Barr reality series on “Lifetime,” is not putting up particularly good ratings so far.
What a shocking turn of events! (:-0
Posted by: John W at July 15, 2011 2:56 PM
If only Leah Michelle would call someone Hitler, and then we would be done with her forever.
Posted by: John G. at July 15, 2011 3:11 PM
I'ts not just an eye; it's an entire head. Her boob is a man's bald head and that's his left-eye and nose.
Posted by: superasente at July 15, 2011 3:27 PM
The Sing Off is actually pretty enjoyable because the groups generally actually know how to be entertaining, and most of them are actually pretty good. As opposed to, say, American Idol where you can pretty much guarantee that someone who doesn't even have any business doing karaoke will make it to the top 10. I'm not exactly going to call any of the music they do on The Sing Off high art, but it is usually entertaining.
It's also usually best enjoyed on DVR where you can skip everything that isn't a performance. The judges at least make an attempt to be constructive, but they still tend to be so...boring...
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 15, 2011 3:33 PM
OSERS?
Posted by: Craigilicious at July 15, 2011 3:34 PM
There had better be a Quatto
Posted by: Protoguy at July 15, 2011 3:44 PM
The Total Recall remake news made me die a little inside.
Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at July 15, 2011 4:44 PM
Really? A third singer who has a cappella experience is joining the judging panel of the a cappella singing competition? We officially have the strongest judging panel on reality TV since Michael Kors, Nina Garcia, and Heidi Klum decided if someone was in or out. This is a reality TV coup for the little reality show that should be beating them all. A singing show based on being able to sing with digital alteration and bullshit sob stories? Yes, please.
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2011 11:40 PM
Posted by: Protoguy at July 16, 2011 4:53 AM
Why is Verne Troyer in Christina Hendricks' cleavage?!!!!
Posted by: MadMike at July 16, 2011 5:51 PM
If you don't think they're gonna make a Glee spinoff then you don't understand how this industry works and should stop reading this website.
And I guess I've just answered my own question:
WTF would they make a 'Total Recall' sequel...?
Posted by: Nick at July 16, 2011 9:24 PM
(Pssssst, the first word on that sign from Rock of Ages is "Ladies" making the acronym LOSERS. Just to put your minds at ease.)
Posted by: Totally Not Intern Rusty at July 16, 2011 9:50 PM
Nice to see Hendricks trying something new.
Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at July 19, 2011 2:02 AM
Since when was Master Chief in Total Recall?