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By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | September 17, 2008 |

katherine_heigl300b.jpgKatherine Heigl is set to spread those wings, y’all. Our little mush-mouthed harsh-mellower is moving on to other genres. She has signed on to a movie called Drawn Together, which is sort of a shitty title to take, given the potential confusion with the Comedy Central animated series. According to THR, it’s an action pic (with romantic-comedy elements, of course). You know what that means, right? Rainbow Killer karate chops. Heee-yaw!

Plot details are apparently top secret (i.e., there aren’t any yet), except for this: “The film centers on an electronics designer who meets the woman of his dreams, only to find out that she’s not who she seems to be.” That’s right: Turns out, she’s a mouthy little hypocrite with a nasty disposition. Two writers, Keith Merryman and David A. Newman, have been attached as writers. Their resume is blank, but for a romantic comedy coming out next year and a CW-show based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Wait! They’re making a television show based on the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Ouch. My soul. Another hole. I think there are officially bigger problems now than Katherine Heigl: Action Star.

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