Hear Me Now And Believe Me Later: 'Pain & Gain' Trailer Hits The Web

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Hear Me Now And Believe Me Later: Pain & Gain Trailer Hits The Web

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 20, 2012 | Comments ()


Damn it. I'm disappointed in myself, you know? I just watched the trailer for Pain & Gain and rolled my eyes at the slow motion shots, the walking away from an explosion, the women in bikinis, and the abundance of bullets. Then you hear the dialogue and, damn it, the f*cking thing looks kind of funny. I might watch a Michael Bay movie on purpose. I guess it's all right. Tell me it's alright!

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You see?? The childlike idiocy of the body builders, played by Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie, makes for giggles and Bay knows his explosions. Damn it. I'll put myself in the corner. Then I'll get out of the corner on April 26, 2013 and line Bay's pockets with more money for penis cream or whatever he buys. DAMN IT.

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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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