He Has His Cake and Eats It Too
I am not making this up and it is not a parody. Watch the not entirely NSFW or children (no real nudity but conversation) yourself:
Come on, you know you want to watch.
Sex Magic opens in theaters today, though you'll probably have better like finding actual in-theater porn. It's also available On Demand.
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