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He Has His Cake and Eats It Too

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)

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I almost don’t have words. Almost.

Sex Magic is a documentary. It’s about a dude, Baba Dez, a Daka/ Tantric sexual shaman and founder of The Sedona Temple. Poor Baba falls in love but loses his woman because of his polyamorous lifestyle (he fucks around a lot). And so of course he decides to get her back by performing “Sex Magic” on other women.

I am not making this up and it is not a parody. Watch the not entirely NSFW or children (no real nudity but conversation) yourself:

Come on, you know you want to watch.


Sex Magic opens in theaters today, though you’ll probably have better like finding actual in-theater porn. It’s also available On Demand.









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Comments

And butthole day has it's king! Huzzah!

Posted by: mrcreosote at November 12, 2010 5:06 PM

I can't watch that video. My head will explode.

Posted by: Viking at November 12, 2010 6:18 PM

The photo up there is enough to NOT make me watch. Brrrrrrr!

Posted by: figgy at November 12, 2010 6:25 PM

That photo up there is the only reason I need to watch. This is going to be horribly awesome. Lemme grab my bucket o' popcorn!

Posted by: Blank at November 12, 2010 6:40 PM

Sooooo.... it's a feature-length episode of HBO's Real Sex, then? Starring a dude who bears a vague resemblance to Anthony Kiedis (which, I'm guessing, is at least part of the inspiration for the title)? Who plays a woman's butthole like a didgeridoo?

That. Looks. AMAZING.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at November 12, 2010 7:05 PM

Come on people! Someone gets her butt played like a musical instrument, what more do you need on BUTTHOLE day?

Posted by: Cindy at November 12, 2010 7:38 PM

Sorry, any white dude who adopts the holy term Baba as his first name automatically confirms his number 1 status as King Douchebag.

Posted by: Janey at November 12, 2010 9:10 PM

SOLD.
People like this fascinate me to no end- but not as much as the women who buy into this type of BS. I suspect it's not so much the BS being sold, but the absolute dedication to it that attracts and holds them. Does he do this for a living? This doesn't strike me as a part time deal.

I can imagine his card.

Bill "Baba Dez" Johnson
Sex Magician/Notary Public
Home service available
Serving the greater Santa Fe area

Posted by: logar at November 12, 2010 9:48 PM

I wonder if "Baba Dez" prefers his buttholes shaved or au natural.

Posted by: Fredo at November 13, 2010 12:57 AM

Sometimes I wish I didn't have a conscience. Life would be so much more interesting.

Posted by: , at November 13, 2010 1:27 AM

Baba Ganoosh?

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 13, 2010 3:22 AM

Holy YUK Batman, who would fuck this guy? Leatherface McLadyhair

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 13, 2010 5:01 AM

Any comment that follows "Leatherface McLadyhair" is doomed to fail.

And somehow Anthony Kiedis came to my mind as well.

I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Uda at November 13, 2010 7:45 AM

"Come on people! Someone gets her butt played like a musical instrument, what more do you need on BUTTHOLE day?"

I read that and decided I should watch. Not sure what that says about me. Nothing good to be sure. However, I laughed so hard at the 0:19 mark I teared up. Then I read logar and Lindsey with an e's comments and laughed even harder.

I could only watch this movie with a certain group of friends whose sense of humor can override my outrage at Mr. McLadyhair's selfish behavior, and the irritation with the women who buy into that religion. If I watched this alone I'd just get too pissed off.

Posted by: Viking at November 13, 2010 9:26 AM

Pure douchtastic comedy gold. This whole mess looks to be the type of thing I'd start watching on Netflix Instant, and then turn off after half an hour due to boredom.

On the other hand, I did watch the didgeributt scene 3 times, and I swear to Dog the guy is saying "Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyy".

I'm conflicted I tells ya.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 13, 2010 10:41 AM

Baba has a website. There's even a page about his "sessions".

"The sessions are very dynamic and they evolve differently depending on individual needs and issues."

"At times it is beneficial to work with more than one practitioner at a time."

I don't even need to bother making jokes.

Posted by: kitkat at November 13, 2010 11:47 AM

this just made me really sad for some reason. am i the only one?

Posted by: KittyCat at November 13, 2010 1:28 PM

No, KittyKat, you are not the only one. So many people are so emotionally fucked up, and asshats like this douchebag exploit that. Ick.

Posted by: Edith at November 13, 2010 1:52 PM

Why the hell does sex need to be "Tantric" anyway? What is it that some people need from sex that sex doesn't already give them? Chrissakes, people, give yourselves a break.

Posted by: sansho1 at November 14, 2010 9:47 AM

dirty hippie.

Posted by: glittergirl at November 14, 2010 6:47 PM

Smarmy douche? The world may never know.

Posted by: j9 at November 14, 2010 6:51 PM

"Leatherface McLadyhair?"

"Didgeributt?"


Stop people, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. This thread needs to be bronzed and put on display.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 15, 2010 11:10 AM

Uh-uh, no way. This dude looks uncannily like my brother.

Posted by: peachfish at November 15, 2010 9:22 PM